No no, they'd cause trouble for the establishment renting out the room.
Probably AoZK's place.
It's fine. I've just gotten a monopoly on the room renting business.
So Hotel GoatToucher is secretly yours?
"Ahoy ya bunch o' barnacle-brained scupperlouts! The lookout aloft in yon crow's nest be reportin' somethin' most wondrous on the horizon.... Only 100 dawns an' dusks afore International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Argh!!"
(A Man Ahead of His Time)
If you were a fork would you be ahead of your tines???
Where's the balcony hecklers when you need them?
I'm afraid that I had to remove the balcony. Too great a risk that it wouldn't fall on someone, you see.
New topic: What if flowers had sinuses?
That would only happen in Soviet Russia so the flowers could smell you.
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The flowers can already smell you. That is why the flowers are crying.
I like smelling stuff! *runs in a tight circle sniffing the air*
Pulg should take ADD Dog to the vet and they both can get their shots.
It was a shark.
This thread has jumped said shark.
Propane gastank, or oxygen tank in the mouth, and shooting it, is not going to work.
No matter what the movies want you to believe.
Electrocution, several harpoon shots, or actual waterproof explosives on the other hand, are excellent methods to kill sharks.
Wouldn't an even bigger shark be even better?
They'd compensate with even heavier weapons.
Wouldn't an even bigger shark be even better?
You called?
Get outta here Bruce!
Get outta here Bruce!
Don't call me Bruce
Big fish! Not sure if I should bark at it or pee on it... I'll do both.
Get outta here Bruce!Don't call me Bruce
There's a penguin on the Telly.
Tellypens?
smurf!
NOOOOOOOO!!! GET OUTTA HERE WITH THAT POST! LAY OFF THE POOR SMURFS, WILL YA?!? SHEEEESH!!! YOU'RE A CREEP! GO AWAY! WE WERE ALL HAVING A GOOD TIME UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP, PAPPY! UUUUUUUUGH!!! GO HAVE SOME COFFEE, WITH CREAM, OR SOMETHING! BECAUSE I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING: THIS IS A HAPPY PLACE!!!
It sure is....
*Whacks the blue things with a hammer*
Whack-a-Whack-a-Whack-a-Whack-a-Whack-a-Whack-a-Whack-a-Whack-a-Whack-a-Wha ck-a-Whack-a-Whack-a-Whack-a-Whack-a-Whack-a-Whack-a-Whack-a-Whack-a-Whack- a-Whack-a-Whack-a-Whack-a-Whack-a-Whack-a-Whack-a-Whack-a-Whack-a-Whack-a-W hack-a-Whack-a-Whack-a-Whack-a-Whack-a-Whack-a-Whack-a-Whack.
SMURF!!!!! BARK! BARK! WOOF!
POOP POOPPOOPPOOP POOP POOP POOP! PROOPY PROOPY PROOP! PROOP!
PRROOOOO
PRROOOOO
PROOPY PROOP POOPPOOPPOOP PARPY POOPY PARP! PARP! POOP!
Where's a fairy fire pit when you really need one?
I have a mostly unused lava pit. Will that work?
Yup
POOP POOPPOOPPOOP POOP POOP POOP! PROOPY PROOPY PROOP! PROOP!
PRROOOOO
PRROOOOO
PROOPY PROOP POOPPOOPPOOP PARPY POOPY PARP! PARP! POOP!
AAAARRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOO!!!!
AAATENNNNSHUN!
Cease and desist that howling NOW!
You will only howl when ordered to!
I ORDER YOU TO HOWL!!!
I do not take orders from you.
I am man with a stick and a hunk of raw steak. Of course you do.
Raw Steak...
NO! Must resist.
*jumping and spinning*
Stick stick stick stick stick STICK STICK STICKSTICK!!!!
You are a disgrace to the corps.
You are a disgrace to the corps.
What's that? I didn't here you I was too busy rolling around in a cow pattie I found.