I'm Hiding In Your Closet |
Now to begin cleaning up this mess.(Grabs the Win, finds the closet I'm Hiding In Your Closet is in, and hands him the Win)
I want you to take this to the center of Closetspace...
(Reaches into my coat pocket and pulls out Mjölnir and hands it to IHIYC, who finds he is able to wield it with ease)
... and smash it with this.
Uhhh...C-Space doesn't have a center....
*looks at Mjölnir*
While I've got this, though....
*tosses it at Freedom Bird*
Next on the agenda...
*grabs Clippy, holds it over The Fiend Fantastic's lava pit, tries to forge it into a more interesting shape*
And finally...
*takes Mjölnir, a pineapple, a chainsaw, a sonic screwdriver, the Sword of Damocles, the Horadric Malus, a Zelaznyan bottled time orb, the Distaff of the Weaver's Guild, the Enchanted Kingslayer Knife of Kyrandia, the Xeen Slayer Sword, AND the Win, and JUGGLES THEM!*
WHHHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Which one goes astray and falls on the next poster?: 1d10 ⇒ 10
Whoops. Looks like "I lost it." HAAAAAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!