Last one to post wins

[Pulg]

He should follow his own advice. Six-month old blood, euch.

[Vidmaster7]

It is a solid point. I mean what is with vampires not knowing how to wipe there mouths?

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

It's an intimidation technique, it's quite effective at scaring people actually. Although, the Nosferatu are naturally messy eaters.

[Pulg]

Admit it - that's not blood around your mouth. You just put your lipstick on in the dark.

[Nosferatu Fester Addams]

No, I do THAT sort of thing (then again, so does Comte de Malodor). Reiner just likes to drink his favourite "red wine" and use it to make people go incontinent (but not as far as GoatToucher).

[Vampire Schism]

No one takes anything as far as Toucher of Goats.

[Nosferatu Fester Addams]

*Meanwhile, the army of small robots reach Vidmaster7 and Pulg, then promptly vomit spearmint toothpaste (with a hint of eucalyptus) onto them.*

[GoatToucher]

Vampire Schism wrote:

No one takes anything as far as Toucher of Goats.

You just need to try harder.

Not to worry: I will help you.

[Pulg]

Are you exuding toothpaste too, GoatToucher, or are you just pleased to see us?

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Come with me.

*Takes Pulg to a long line of individuals (going in evolutionary order), puts him at the beginning (showing that he - Pulg - is the lowest ranking lifeform).*

This is the ascent of life, YOU stand here!

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

POOG!!

[Nosferatu Fester Addams]

*Jumps up and down on Poog, laughing manically, killing him and turning his body into a bloody pulp in the process. For no particular reason other than just because.*

[Vidmaster7]

You people are still here? Didn't you hear? I won. Now go home! shoo!

[Nosferatu Fester Addams]

That sort of talk only works for Wario (whom you are not, you lack the moustache). So why don't you go home?!

[Pulg]

If there's one thing Vid doesn't lack, it's a moustache.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

He's talking about the iconic moustache that Wario has, we all know that Vidmaster7 has a moustache (technically) but it's really just an extension of his mass of tangled seaweed that he calls a beard.

[Vidmaster7]

Blond sea weed with some respectable white seaweed.

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

*Pops back into shape like an inflatable figure*

Walks up to Nosferatu Fester Addams....

*SHANK*, slicing off Fester's head.

Me super mutant goblin, me stronger than normal goblin.

POOG!!

[Vidmaster7]

Well you heard "THE" Poog. well not so much heard as felt.

[Nosferatu Fester Addams]

*Jumps up and down onto Poog yet again, still laughing manically, clearly trying to annoy people.*

[Panter Flauclaws]

And so, these two will be at this for all eternity as neither one can die and the rest of US dieing has absolutely no bearing on the matter.

[Lord President Beans]

Cheer up! Life is fleeting, but beans are forever.

[Nosferatu Fester Addams]

*Stomps on every last bean (all kinds), till they are nothing more than a great big pile of mush. Then sees the president get shanked by Poog.*

[Vidmaster7]

Ah beans I hear told they are a musical fruit.

[Pulg's Fairy Trombone Orchestra]

Oh, they are. How else would we each be able to play two trombones at once?

[Vidmaster7]

Fair point.

[Panter Flauclaws]

Thank goodness I am a machine, eating something that causes me to make involuntary noises does not sound pleasant.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

You are all weirdos, ugh!

[Bloodfang, Dire Tyrannosaur]

GROAAARRR!!!
*Stomps into scene, devours everyone who looks edible, leaves beans behind*

[Nosferatu Fester Addams]

Then you're going to starve or maybe you happen to be either blind and/or desperate.

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

*pops from stealth, eviscerating Fester Addams*

Goblins FTW!

*runs off laughing like mad*

[Lord President Beans]

Bloodfang, Dire Tyrannosaur wrote:

GROAAARRR!!!

*Stomps into scene, devours everyone who looks edible, leaves beans behind*

It's the Holiday Beanosaur, leaving a trail of Christmas Miracles in his wake!

[Vidmaster7]

So hes a goblin then...

[Panter Flauclaws]

Get a life you. Also, I know it's a little late, happy holidays everyone!

[high G]

Shiney diamonds like the eyes of a cat in the black and blue; something is coming for you.

[Vidmaster7]

NOOOOO! I had won!

[Pulg]

You had won ton, or 1000kg of Chinese food, in other words.

[Panter Flauclaws]

*Goes to say something, only to see Vidmaster7 go beserk and attack Pulg with a flamethrower (obviously burning himself in the process), so runs away instead.*

[Singed Vidmaster7]

That wasn't an attack. its how we give Pulg a trim.

[Nosferatu Fester Addams]

But you hate Chinese food. In fact, you hate jokes about Chinese food even more and always go on a bloodthirsty rampage if such a joke is made.

[Vidmaster7]

My poor streak...

[Pulgh]

Bro!

[Pulgh]

BROOOO!!!

[Pulg]

BRO!

[Pulg]

BROOOOO!!!!!

How's it hangin', ma hairy?

[Pulgh]

Smooth 'n' silky. Cloggin' them drains.

[Vidmaster7]

Hair.... everywhere.

[Panter Flauclaws]

This guy needs to get himself a new hobby!

[Nosferatu Fester Addams]

*Once again, the robots are out and about with their shaving razors and toothbrushes.*

[Panter Flauclaws]

There seems to be a tear in the space-time continuum which has allowed me to post my comment about the Nosferatu before he posted.