Which should always be proceeded by 'GoatToucher and Jabberwock up a tree'
Bark Bark Bark Bark BARK!
Bark Bark Bark.
Bark Bark.
I believe I can fly.
...I believe when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
How did you miss that awful landing?
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You forget, my fellow vampire, he loves to see someone or something looking horribly mangled and in tremendous pain (such as what has happened to Sergeant Baskerville in the case of the landing). And this is my score: 6.2, both the kick and the trajectory was above average but I prefer it when the thing being kicked cries out in agony or says something funny.
We really need to invite blade or even buffy to this thread for an evening.
Can we invite along Muffy the Campfire Layer too?
Why are plague maggots even a thing? I'm pretty sure it was fleas that carried plague.
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Well, Vid, time for a trip to the fumigators for you and me, then.
It easier then shampooing anyways.
:licks the Win:
There. I invite any of you to claim it now.
Given the many and varied journeys that Win has taken, it will be interesting to see what happens to your tongue.
On an unrelated note, I was reminiscing today about my favourite Saturday morning cartoon when I was naught but a wee speck of lint - the Dirty Dangler.
MAKE WAY FOR
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Pulg, may I direct your attention to the new live-action remake, 'The Dirty Dangler Rides Again', starring yours truly in the title role and filmed live on location on GoatToucher Island?
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Please don't.
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Actually, it's not that bad! Critics are already saying that it will be the best movie of the year so far. Then again, you and Vidmaster7 are probably still feeling a tad uncomfortable because this week's fumigation was done by GoatToucher himself. Whether GoatToucher is the director of this movie is another question altogether.
Every time I come so close the fall hurts that much more.
All I know on the matter is that the leading lady of the production will be portrayed by the great Dowager Comtesse de Malodor, herself.
Actually, I'm using a stand-in Marilith. I must remember to wipe my feet afterwards.
Something the Marilith won't have to do. (you know cause they ain't got no feet.)
She just sheds her skin to get clean.
And then we added one more. Did someone say squirrel?
Ha! Your bushy-tailed Red Woodland Chums are no match for my dangly powers, Colonel Svetlana Skhrub!
MAKE WAY FOR THE
{Runs head-first into waterfall}
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I beg your pardon. I violate natural law.
The distinction is important.
*GRABS Count Reiner Heydrich, drags him Away while accelerating to cosmic speeds, and...*
*...abruptly drops him, alone, on the windless, tholin-suppurating plains of some large, nameless Kuiper Belt Object*
I beg your pardon. I violate natural law.
The distinction is important.
Tell me, Yogi Touchenanda, how is the Transcendental Masturbation movement doing?
I'm having trouble composing deep existential questions. "What is the sound of one hand fapping?" lacks in the gravitas department.
My new tack will be not the onanism itself, but the context. In line for coffee, buying the new Danielle Steel at Barnes and Noble, at jury duty. Vastly different experiences.
I'm having trouble composing deep existential questions. "What is the sound of one hand fapping?" lacks in the gravitas department.
My new tack will be not the onanism itself, but the context... Buying the new Danielle Steel at Barnes and Noble...
Fair enough. You don't want to stand out, after all.
>.>
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o_O
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You don't say?
It doesn't talk as such - it communicates by forming its strands into various Mystic Runes, the meaning of which appear instantly in the Higher Consciousness of each viewer.
Pulg knows.
