Gobbo's now claim new page as well!! We'se always wen!
*Throws bomb to the Pinecone Girl*
Warthogs! Hunh! Good God!
What are they good for?
Absolutely? Gruntin'! Say it again now!
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It all boils down to this:
We are both pinecone and crumhorn; is it possible to separate the pinecone from the crumhorn? Does the crumhorn derive from the pinecone, or vice versa? Can one exist without the other? Are you, essentially, your pinecone, or your crumhorn?
And where does laundry detergent fit in to this whole schema?
Why stop there? Keep in mind that the Ancient Egyptians identified no fewer than 5 parts of the self: Pinecones, crumhorns, clay, E-mail address, and knee-high tube socks.
They didn't know about laundry detergent.
They didn't know about Grandpa Wonderbra here either. Which is a shame if you think about it.
Without matter, there can be no shadow.
Alright, men, we've got goblins running about with bombs, fire, and dirt.
[audible gasp] Yes, I just said dirt. WE are about to embark in the most dangerous cleaning mission that we have performed to this date.
McMurtons, your on cleaning detail, take your men and start scrubbing.
Girtie, your men will take out the little devils, And I...
I'll take on the dirt, clear it, and let you men mop up behind me.
I'm just going to always post with this alias to this thread.
The state bird is the dodo.
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Dodos! That's something I haven't put in the menagerie yet!
*Speaks with one of the Burning Rose Clan.*
Go and find out where the largest and most environmentally stable population of dodo birds are and bring some back. Contact the Iron Federation Drone to see if he (it?) can convince The Golden Raptor to lend it's aid again.
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I might know where I could nab ya a couple of dodo's mate. They aren't illegal to sell, so I can probably get them pretty cheap for you, along with their natural food, the Tambalacoque tree, also not illegal, get the right forgeries, I mean documents, and nearly anythings legal in these parts mate.
@vidmaster7
does this mean anything to you? and where are the other 5?
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@vidmaster7
does this mean anything to you? and where are the other 5?
I see you've found one of my past lifes. I had forgotten about that one. so much younger then. so many more eyes..
I have a question, and my question is, is a dildo just a dodo covered in herb sauce?
ask your DM.
ask your DM.
Vid is turning into James Jacobs!
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No idea what your talking about.
Oh, no! He's quickly morphing!!! Don't make him questions! That would only worsen his state!
Really?
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*continues hovering around, watching all the comings and goings*
Dodos would not be particularly difficult to acquire. Several species find them delicious, so worlds that have them often find it profitable to farm and breed them for export.
And that's not the only thing that Dodos have in common with Super-Pirates!
Hold on a sec - yes it is. My mistake.
With all this talk of "pinecones" and "crumhorns", perhaps it would be best for me to remind the assembled
of an unassailable fact:
Einhorn is Finkle.
Finkle is Einhorn.
Einhorn is Finkle!
Finkle is Einhorn!
Something to consider...
*Beats the jester over the head with his mop*
Anyone else want to start with the funny-business around here?
Yeah, didn't think so.
*returns to attacking the grime on the floor*
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*shakes off sedation early, breaks off obedience collar before anyone can tell it not to, then escapes enclosure and goes on a vicious rampage, outrunning or eating the guards*
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*Manages to muster enough resistance to give the Big Bad Wolf a nasty look before succumbing.* Next time...
Has anyone else noticed the irony of a wolf/werewolf keeping a zoo while we have a strange hamster-like being, a pulg (whatever he is), and a vidmaster7, who is hairy enough to pass for an animal, running about freely? Also, Why is goattoucher allowed to roam freely? I thought they had laws or something for people like him...
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I disagree and suggest you check the rules forum for answers.
Which rules forum? 4-e, 5-e, pathfinder, or some retro-rules-board?
Definitely Retro. get your bell bottom jeans on I want it to be so retro
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Has anyone else noticed the irony of a wolf/werewolf keeping a zoo while we have a strange hamster-like being, a pulg (whatever he is), and a vidmaster7, who is hairy enough to pass for an animal, running about freely? Also, Why is goattoucher allowed to roam freely? I thought they had laws or something for people like him...
This thread exists simultaneously on paizo.com and GoatToucher Island, where the normal rules of morality do not apply.
or logic^
7 hours is long enough of a win time for you, vidmaster7, even if you almost made it to 8.
Welcome! to GoatToucher Island!
:stands before you in the top half or a white bespoke suit with no pants and a clear view of "The Business District," gesturing expansively to the tropical paradise behind him:
:well-toned natives proffer you with leis and refreshments, broad smiles on their faces. Smiles that, upon closer inspection, seem more a pained rictus of forced cheer. Smiles that do not touch their eyes. Eyes filled with horror and shame:
:in the distance, a tropical bird lets out a mournful cry. Or is it a bird at all?:
:Charo and Reggie Jackson are also present:
*Appears on the horizon in the far distance, beating his immense chest and bellowing*
*hovers dispassionately, idly wondering if this place is worth breaking non-intervention to fix.*
The answer to that with anything GoatToucher has touched is yes.
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*Addresses the menagerie staff.*
OK guys, I think we may have to put a colosium of sorts in the heart of the menagerie to entice people to come. Besides, it let's our star attractions (especially Bloodfang) let off some steam.
*Notices a grim reaper in the (currently empty) dark land exhibit.*
What are you doing in there? This place is for wild animals and magical creatures of low level intelligence only.
*Grim reaper gives it's gone chilling response.*
Ah, I see, you're here to be safe from GoatToucher. Well, there's no guarantees but he processes no interest in zoos what so ever from what I recall.
*Wins*
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I was starting to think that was going to be the last post... Which would have been both epic and fitting.
*Chins*
*Sips Japanese tea*
*Hovers*
*plots*
*Sneaks*
*Sheds*
*scuttles*