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you just need ranks in profession (plumber)...
there's the eponymous metagaming 'pun' damage... like from the little candy dispenser, n'est Pez?
A powerful elemental(CR20+) comprised of air, earth, fire, and water. Might have to be native to prime material plane or the First World. aren't humans composed of the 4 elements... mix in too much negative energy and you get undead, too much positive and you get martyrs, too much void and you get social media influencers...
what about Ondatra Cat-tail flute or Glass harmonica or harp for Caydelyn *hic* Kaleian folks or the Hardart...
A Horror Movie series that makes use of that kind of idea is called the Wishmaster. Something else that could help you out is Book 6 of Legacy of Fire: the Final Wish, which has a chapter on Wish-crafting watch some Hallmark movies... of course you could just read some classics about wishes like The Monkey's Paw or Castle Roogna
the biggest problem will be your own party, not the magic items
absolutely - if you break it into pieces and eat it you can cart it about pretty much anywhere.
An 11th level Warrior with no specific feat investment is mathematically favored to wrestle a rhinoceros into submission. so a high level druid has a shot with a succubus...
I'm gunna start a tally of the number of incorrect necros in a row before we get a genuine new question or an actually new rules interaction discovery. What is the sound of two hounds jumping? If a lone kobold falls in a 10ft pit (after failing the jump check) and dies does it make a percieved sound?
just wait for the Bose-einstein Gibbering mouther and the thrum of Euler's String Kaminari... it makes the self-evident looping Allip of Gödel-Escher-Bach and Boundary Value Elementals seem trivial...
I'm in a difficult situation as I mistakenly used Polymorph Any Object on my fighter companion, causing them to transform into a mouse permanently. We must find a way to reverse this, as we need our fighter. Can anyone assist me in finding a solution? Your help would be greatly appreciated.I'm curious, why did you turn your fighter into a mouse in the first place? Was it a mouse-take?
you could Sleight of Hand some (ghost touch) scottish attire on it thus creatures handily Kilt the Ghost.
I'd just wait until it's monshoon season...
I am actually having MORE fun playing the GM and letting the chatbot be the player. If you prompt the AI with a proper character description and personality, you get some interesting responses. that's the Turing Quest...
Did you hear about the pirate who taught his parrot dirty jokes? The parrot was "Naughty Cal".
You're a better man than I, it only took me a decade or so to burn out.I have to admit that sometimes I feel like they think I'm a trained monkey that they show up to watch throw dice and hoot at them. harangue-o-tang.
Our heroes, "there he is!"
My party was helping our Lionfolk Paladin complete the 3rd leg of his 4-part quest... IDK, sounds like a blind finish of a quadrupedal quest and I'm not lion...
like tha t-shirt sez, "Never believe atoms, they make up everything"
Zen on the DL
A spell isn't required... just bring up Paladins and Alignment variations/infractions... sit back and watch the magic happen!
I think it's gonna be a hands down win for the Party!
I’ve got it! Have a bard cast Unnatural Lust on the enemies and declare you the subject of their desire… they will now swarm you… granted they might be attacking your gear more than you at first… lends new meaning to the "Paw Patrol"
it's not mything anymore...
77. A copy of Physical Geology and other books of interest.
when you see a musical lobster you know you've gone too far 'under da sea'... oh, and Aquatic Adventures on AoN, sadly no Rules or Skill notes.
You curd invest in cheese, people tell me it's the whey to go.
{some statements} it is a pun... I appreciate the technical response even though it seems off.
the Paladin should give her a nice diamond and check her for "spirits" using a geiger counter. Then he'll be carbon dating an ancient dragon which also answers the thread title. don't forget diamonds are tightly bound rather pure carbon and people like it better than graphite or anthracite, just added to the pun. Sunspot activity also slows overall radioactive decay which should be added to the estimate to improve the accuracy.
the Paladin should give her a nice diamond and check her for "spirits" using a geiger counter. Then he'll be carbon dating an ancient dragon which also answers the thread title.
so if you cast transmutations you're a Mighty Morphin Power Reaper?
Detect Magic is basically just the tricorder from Star Trek. Useful for pointing players in the right direction and easy to misdirect.
they move on to write award winning TTRPG content.
Favored Enemy Stacking... somehow I'm reminded of the Dead Pile of Bards... ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (x_x)(x_x)(x_x)
After a short string of puns while covering for another class, a student was just filled with dread as they realized they have to deal with me for the next two years. what did you angst them during the casino card table training class?
Planar Adaptation T5, that's the burning question... it's only Rst Fire 20. A creature might want to research the Plane of Fire before popping into any location (like an active volcano, chasm of fire, etc). They might want other mundane and magical protections for unforeseen accidents... I'd leave wooden armor at home.
30) Hey - those two are grappling(pointing at the sexy lady with the small bat wings and the guy with the moss & twigs in his hair)! Could you step in and help, phweeease...
OOOoooh! You should have seen the one that got away!
Quote "...it was fourfold in da crypts of fate",
they're were ever the GM wants...
failing the save for several death spells can permently prevent future stunning.
61 Psychepore's Fungal Delight
going green with thread necromacy yeilds reintarnation.
we do have magical undergarments and something oft kilt-ar...
basically it's about 'die-ing twice'
well that *stinks*
Think anyone has ever tried that?at first I thought this was a grappling succubus thread...Only if you ride your Succubus Companion into combat... I can't think of a fiendish contract that didn't have a rider... and these mounts will invariably teach them a few new tricks
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