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contrabarsooms are good for burroughing...


they make a garden hose attachment for that.


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quibblemuch wrote:
... only later, after they're gone, you think of a bunch of questions? Well, I solved that.

one way elders get ahead in the game. My-go to cannister has a speaker so I don't have to read dead lips.


Bumptious Wazzock wrote:
Exhibit C: the Platinum Dragon’s dog - Bahamuttley!

puts up sign

No Littering


is an ocarina blowoff in the air?


sounds fishy
    yo - Denmark!


do Al-goth-hues wear all black with piercings and hang around until a LhARPer shows up?


Wolverined & Leadpoo. a not so funny movie about binge eating and constipation.
yes - Deadpool & Wolverine. It's a Marvelous Life!


It's sad when even Weird Al won't cover for your kazoo and accordion band... My Bologna...


Pulg wrote:
Good job it's waterproof to 50m, that's all I can say.

takes a lickin an keeps on tickin


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nice, good thing they worked out the gricks in their neck


Souper Salaad? wrote:
I can’t be held responsible for warnings unheeded.

my latest bibb to win in a-rule-gala...


Running with Scizores - the remains of non-frustum false divinations.


glasssteal- it's a pane-less spell.


With some voltaire fourier, I kant comte descartes broccolini.


Molten Dragon's banning stems pimpmerrily from hair-apparent goat grooming.

another kyklopes bbq ruined


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you can always tell by the pseudopod prints in the butter who's been in Uncle Goatmuncher's fridge...


it was a chuckle-less cribbage city joke... and yet I win momentarily


I don't think yall are trying hard enough...


Do Irish cows get bovinae blarney stones or just bespoke bezoars?


quibblemuch wrote:
Sad news ... spent months drawing ... in various orthographic permutations ... The head doctor ... said: "The poor fool! Everybody knows, too much Hastur baiting will make you go blind."

He should have used powdered Eyes-been-gauzied and not the #2 yellow sign crayolas.


Zytherin House's fromage is glockensprocken emmental!


Super Slaad? wrote:
You’d get a horn that only plays flats and sharps.

that would be a Birkenstockposaunen.


just saiyan, won't let that slaaide...


Pulg's Goblin Flugelhorn Band wrote:

Toot toooot.

Toot toooot...

I was sure you'd take the bypass...


Set wrote:
Oli Ironbar wrote:
An evil aligned GM spell that blocks all access to boards.
A curse that makes ...

casting OMG Felicia:Ench2 is as common as MurderHobo:Ench1, Powergamer:evoK1, or Summon Greater Munchkin:Conj0 from the Annoyance Subdomain.


Fnord is between the last slothtrop bisection of RAWilson's cribnotes to Rise of the Fnordlords AP where you use Reverse Gravity's Rainbow Secrits spell to defeat the Illuminati's jabberwock and get Gygax's advanced reality matrix.


beware pseudo AI spammer bots! They may get the last post yet...


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turducken!


I guess he was looking to rope-er into it...


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sadly adventuring has only lowered my bank account balance from purchasing adventures...


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deux ex machina


maouse33 wrote:

The Ultimate Campaign has the following text:

Discount: Some buildings halve the cost of constructing a related type of building in the same settlement....

Any chance in the nine layers of hell that I might get some clarification on this? ...

yes, in Hell there are no discounts. Don't forget to read the fine print and pay your a simple flat tax of 666%.


if you convert the PC to PF2.5 it'll actually lose it's Alignment, So don't do that if you want to keep it.


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you only get plastic forks on planes nowadays ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Ju-Mo. wrote:
Azlanti get +2 to every ability score....

thus you've uncovered the Real Reason the (game trope) star stone had to fall and wipe them out... "Rocks fall from the skies, everybody dies.", Grumpy AD&D GM

the other question worth a {french accent}'nickel' is are the aboleths behind the film GATTACA?


it a-sure-ah is odd, like a divine error...
 "be not where the pointy object is", the "just plain" Yogurt, possibly attributed to Spaceballs, may the Schwartz be with you.


Aberzombie wrote:
K9 Sniffers in Oklahoma Use Their Nose to Convict Child Predators

I guess dog butt sniffing has made the front page... it does make you wonder about the Child Predator connection or furry children... Ahh, it's about the dogs and degassing.


Aberzombie wrote:
Ontario premier tells residents: 'Don't be pooping on the beach'

they just have to play it biday by bidet until they can finish the rather long pier and then switch to using pier pressure...


If Cate Blanchett said, no one got paid anything but got sandwiches and her ears... I wonder if someone got to keep their Hobbit-Crocs?


No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people. - H.L.Mencken circa 1926


undeath works wonders to overcome most penalties

the can (do) optics to urn your way through adventures isn't as jarring a pickle as mummies mutter...

Age Resistance:T4


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you just need ranks in profession (plumber)...


there's the eponymous metagaming 'pun' damage... like from the little candy dispenser, n'est Pez?


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Dragon78 wrote:
A powerful elemental(CR20+) comprised of air, earth, fire, and water. Might have to be native to prime material plane or the First World.

aren't humans composed of the 4 elements... mix in too much negative energy and you get undead, too much positive and you get martyrs, too much void and you get social media influencers...


what about Ondatra Cat-tail flute or Glass harmonica or harp for Caydelyn *hic* Kaleian folks or the Hardart...


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Lord of Conflict wrote:
A Horror Movie series that makes use of that kind of idea is called the Wishmaster. Something else that could help you out is Book 6 of Legacy of Fire: the Final Wish, which has a chapter on Wish-crafting

watch some Hallmark movies...

of course you could just read some classics about wishes like The Monkey's Paw or Castle Roogna


the biggest problem will be your own party, not the magic items


absolutely - if you break it into pieces and eat it you can cart it about pretty much anywhere.


Darigaaz the Igniter wrote:
An 11th level Warrior with no specific feat investment is mathematically favored to wrestle a rhinoceros into submission.

so a high level druid has a shot with a succubus...