It appears that the Wibsey Fiĺlings Council are also interested in taking part. Present members include:
* Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato
* Summer Fruits
* Steak & Ale
* Cajun Style Chicken
* Mercury.
He Bruised your Little Tibia.
Uncle Honore had.
Oui oui. Pour longtemps.
Candied gnomes?
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That was not jam.
blech
It was potted beef. Surprise!!!!!
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It was potted beef. Surprise!!!!!
Did you tamper with my biscuits?! They are a high quality confectionary item!
No vampire would ever substitute good quality (and as such, expensive) ingredients for their sweet treats for something as common, cheap and disgusting as potted beef! It's an outrage I tell you, this will not be tolerated! If this happens again, then there will be serious consequences!
*Calms down a little.*
Oh, and Schism, red wine and jam in a vampire's domain happens to be the same thing.
Will he tamper with my biscuits?
That doesn't mean what you think it does, you disgusting little oaf.
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Indeed, that's GoatToucher territory not Pulg's.
Speaking of which, he doesn't appear to have shown up. I do hope he's alright.
And of course, both The Disney Villain Council and Organisation XIII are somewhat lost without him (as they have been working extremely hard to ensure his cooperation) and desperately seek his approval. Tell me, Dowager Comtessa de Malodor, what is your opinion on both groups and would you like to fill in the space left vacant by GoatToucher? In fact, what is your opinion on the Kingdom Hearts Universe?
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And of course, both The Disney Villain Council and Organisation XIII are somewhat lost without him (as they have been working extremely hard to ensure his cooperation) and desperately seek his approval.
Xemnas: excuse me, Count Reiner Heydrich, but neither The Disney Villain Council nor any of us are desperately seeking GoatToucher's approval. Granted, we are somewhat eager to know what he thinks of our endeavours, though we all know that we might be lacking somewhat in some way.
Mmm, Kingdom Hearts. Well, it's my opinion that the series lost its way a bit after Dinky and Toots crashed their ride-on lawnmower into Mr. Fogerty's Raunch Silo, not to mention that unfortunate incident where the much-anticipated tie-in pop-up book and kazoo score came out with Dana Goldberg's hair in the distinctive shade that Sherry Goldberg's hair was in on screen. I kept watching, if only to see where Dinky put the third turnip, but I think they need to get Makhyenavich and Ali back on the writing team, or it'll become a shadow of its former self.
As for the DVC and Organisation XIII, none of them terrify me half as much as does Blandford Forum Rotary Club.
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Mmm, Kingdom Hearts. Well, it's my opinion that the series lost its way a bit after Dinky and Toots crashed their ride-on lawnmower into Mr. Fogerty's Raunch Silo, not to mention that unfortunate incident where the much-anticipated tie-in pop-up book and kazoo score came out with Dana Goldberg's hair in the distinctive shade that Sherry Goldberg's hair was in on screen. I kept watching, if only to see where Dinky put the third turnip, but I think they need to get Makhyenavich and Ali back on the writing team, or it'll become a shadow of its former self.
As for the DVC and Organisation XIII, none of them terrify me half as much as does Blandford Forum Rotary Club.
Translation: "Kingdom Hearts is a cool concept but could be done better."
"And neither Disney villains nor heartless Nobodies in black hooded cloaks have the right amount of scare appeal as they could be, so they're hardly worth my time. However, they can still enjoy the party."
Such a pity, but to be fair, you are more powerful than both groups combined so it can't be helped. And how do find the candied gnomes? It took me an eternity to concoct them. So, I hope they are to your liking.
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Maleficent: So, how are things coming along? Good I hope.
Yzma: Apart from Kronk (that lovable buffoon) injuring himself, yes it is.
Syndrome: Indeed, the decorations are up and the buffet tables are laden with food.
Hades: Let's not forget about the music or entertainment, which is going splendidly!
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The gnomes? Delightful. Clearly they were paralysed with giant spider venom before being plunged into a vat of boiling sugar - there's a faint tingle in the roof of one's mouth after you bite their heads off which is just... Mmmh!
But not as sweet as the sound of a well-played flugelhorn!
Can I keep one as a pet?
I wish to employ one as a single-entity drummer and vibraphonist.
Hey, little When,
When, when, when,
Will you lay me an egg for my tea?
Remember to season him properly!
Makes a very nice tea.
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*Suddenly, the spiders start acting strangely. Like they're chanting an inaudible song.*
Hush, my children, you will all feast on the prey soon. Very soon...
*A chill runs down everyone's (excluding Schism Hag) spine.*
My webs will cover this world, and you will never grow hungry again.
*The spiders return to what they were doing beforehand (acting like normal spiders).*
Don't worry, my dear children, mother will provide.
Inaudible or no, if they're singing, they should be paid at the proper rate!
*Suddenly, the spiders start acting strangely. Like they're chanting an inaudible song.*
Hush, my children, you will all feast on the prey soon. Very soon...
*A chill runs down everyone's (excluding Schism Hag) spine.*
My webs will cover this world, and you will never grow hungry again.
*The spiders return to what they were doing beforehand (acting like normal spiders).*
Don't worry, my dear children, mother will provide.
Oh, hello, Auntie Gertrude. Sorry to hear about your husband - I hope he was tasty, anyway.
There was a young fellow from Pataak,
Who lost both his balls in an attack,
But he was not dismayed,
He just went home and made,
Himself a new pair out of Blu-Tak.