Is a krick a combination kris/brick?
Snore
Awww, her fangs are twitching. She's dreaming of exsanguinating virgins.
She dreams of vampire… Smurfs!
Twitches as if heard something unpleasant
Admit it, those are just slices of black pudding with hundreds & thousands sprinkled on top.
Smiles in sleep
Just one wouldn't hurt...
Mummy, remember why you've been permanently disinvited to Dispater's parties?
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Indeed! How is anybody supposed to get aroused without an overwhelming sense of supernatural dread?
ya got me...
*Stalks close to the sleeping Wild Triceratops*
*Gets ready to pounce*
I'll give 4:1 on the triceratops.
Meanwhile, smurfs go everywhere, running, frolicking, and singing happily. And, I do mean everywhere. Even in dreamland.
Start shaking and whimpering in sleep, as a terrible nightmare forms.
Wakes up to the smell of biscuit.
After eating biscuit, turns to mist and leaves cage.
Transforms back into self.
Ah. That was a refreshing nap, except for at the end.
Yodelallyhallyhooo!
Vampire Schism’s nightmare was about smurfs.
Or Care Bears stuffed with garlic.
This, however, appears to be a giant scorpion with the head of Celine Dion, covered in turquoise and magenta flock wallpaper, and it's simply ADORABLE!!!
Ohhh Pulgy, can we keep it? Can we? Can we?!
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Twang
Its dead now.
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That's probably for the best, it was getting too friendly with Pulg anyway.
Besides, a great and terrible villain (but not me) is amassing strength to conquer this thread, the whole forum, all of planet earth and the entire universe! This individual has already set about recruiting 7 of the most despicable souls to serve as generals. We'd best be careful though, there could be more.
What troubles me most, however, is that the identity of this villain is still unknown to us all! Just who is it?! The Fiend Fantastic? GoatToucher? Vidmaster7? A returned and ever vengeful Sissyl? We may never know...
Twang
Its dead now.
I'm not sure why pinging its bra strap was a) necessary or b) lethal, but there you go. O well - we can always turn it into a drinks cabinet once it's hollowed out and varnished.
My vote is Sissyl.
It is the subtle ones you have to worry about.
The rest are too rambunctious.
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Hades: geez Louise, can you believe that someone's trying to create an uproar here?
Ursula: calm down dear, we all know that it won't end well, whoever they are.
Captain Hook: true, but some people are able to put even all of us to shame.
Lady Tremaine: yes, like GoatToucher for a start! *Shivers in disgust.*
Jafar: on a slight tangent, we've learnt the identity of one of the generals!
Maleficent: *shows everyone who the general is.* An odd choice, but full of potential.
Pete: maybe, but can he (the general) be trusted?
Gothal: it remains to seen, for now we are better off just observing.
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*A few days prior...*
*Somewhere, on a landmass close to GoatToucher Island (where this thread takes place) but far away enough to avoid detection, a great rift through time and space opens. The chaotic energy grows and begins sundering even the barriers between life and death itself.*
*Once the rift has stabilised, a lone figure with long white hair and dressed in stained white robes falls out of it. Near to the figure, who staggers to their feet and now revealed to be an old man, a sinister looking and black coloured staff drops from the rift, as does a ring and large crystal orb filled with swirling clouds.*
*Then, the rift closes and the old man (after breathing in vast gulp fulls of air, as if being resurrected from the dead) picks up the staff and begins to laugh a most cruel and terrible laugh of as yet, unknown triumph.*
I have been restored!
*Bows to nothingness, but speaking as if someone is listening.*
My most sincerest gratitude, my master, as such I pledge my services to you.
Hold on, hold on! You should be asleep for 1,000 years after eating a poisoned apple - get back to bed! It's not time for prince-kissing yet, let alone wormtongue.
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I'm afraid that Saruman has mobilised since then, he's probably building a new Isengard/Tower of Orthanc for himself and might even have a sizeable army of loyal soldiers at his very command! But, who has the power to resurrect the dead (more specifically, the dead from another universe)? And why choose Saruman of all people to serve as a general? Things just aren't adding up!
I'm afraid that Saruman has mobilised since then, he's probably building a new Isengard/Tower of Orthanc for himself and might even have a sizeable army of loyal soldiers at his very command! But, who has the power to resurrect the dead (more specifically, the dead from another universe)? And why choose Saruman of all people to serve as a general? Things just aren't adding up!
Was it Cher?
Count Strahd von Zarovich?
Cher. Zar. Von Zarovich. Von Cherovich. VON CHEROVICH.
VON CHEROVICH.
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Though my doctorate is in advanced robotics, I do have a limited amount of medical expertise.
*Performs a brief, but thorough, examination on Pulg.*
As such, I prescribe experimental drugs and plenty of bed rest.
*Gives Pulg's Wives a small box of the experimental drugs.*
Have him take two of these, and call me in the morning.
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Hey!
I patented that drug last year.
You stole my poi stuff.