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[Vidmaster7]

I thought it was a hedge hog.

[Safety Cat]

Wear protective gloves while handling hedge hogs.

[Vidmaster7]

fair.

[Pulg]

I don't think you should handle any sort of hog bare-handed.

[Vidmaster7]

Wear gloves when on your motorcycle.

[Mr. Grinch]

Pigs on bikes? I've never liked road hogs!

[The when]

Pigs in blankets, though, right?

[Vidmaster7]

mmm yes please.

[Claw, the Giant Monkey]

*Devours all the pigs (but leaves the blankets).*

*Points at The When and alerts Timemaster7.*

[Malvel, The Dark Wizard]

What he's basically saying is: "Timemaster7, The When has escaped again!"

[Timemaster7]

Got ya! stop escaping you!

[The when]

Maybe should change your name to Timeneophyte7.

‘Cause time seems to just do what it wants to...

[Mr. Grinch]

Time really is a funny old thing isn't it?

[Yorg Warp-heart]

If you spend your life in the Warp, time becomes very meaningless, very quickly!

[Kat's Eye]

???

[Pulg's Fairy Trombone Orchestra]

If your life is meaningless, that's only because you don't have a trombone.

[Claw, the Giant Monkey]

*Chases Pulg's Fairy Trombone Orchestra (but doesn't kill them or break their instruments).*

[The when]

*Follows behind the monkey as the sound of Rush playing YYZ blares.*

[Pulg's Fairy Trombone Orchestra]

*Runs around in circles, inches ahead of the giant monkey, parping frantically*

[Claw, the Giant Monkey]

*Gets bored, smacks away The When and goes elsewhere.*

[Malvel, The Dark Wizard]

Now that's a first I must say!

[The when]

Ha! Not likely.

[Malvel, The Dark Wizard]

I was talking about the monkey getting bored, don't flatter yourself Goldie!

[Vidmaster7]

I hear "The How" is green.

[The when]

Why?

[Vidmaster7]

No why is red.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

And which is blue?

[Waterhammer]

Smurfs are blue, but they are happy too.

[Pulg's Goblin Flugelhorn Band]

Like goblins with a flu
Gelhorn.

[Vidmaster7]

He is not wrong.

[Claw, the Giant Monkey]

*Amid playing the bongo drums, breaks all the flugelhorns and kills all the goblins.*

*Then starts beating a Gong.*

[Mr. Grinch]

*Gets really angry at the monkey.*

You fiend! I didn't mind you going crazy with the other bands, but this is going too far!

[The when]

Monkey is a T-Rex fan I see...

[Singed Vidmaster7]

Burninating the country side burninating all the peasants.

[Schism]

I'm back boss. Thanks for the time off.
What's the plan for today?

[Pulg]

Fixing flugelhorns.

[Mr. Grinch]

Welcome back, Schism! Here's a balloon.

*Hands Schism a deflated blue balloon with a smiley face on it.*

I found this in Pulg's garbage, he seems to throw away a lot of good things.

*Coughs.*

Anyway, we need to focus on making St. Patrick's Day something truly to remember.

*Grins most wickedly while saying the last few words.*

[Schism]

I know.
Lets put green dye in the water supply so when everyone takes a shower they all turn green like us.

[Mr. Grinch]

*Thinks about the idea.*

Good, good, definitely a starting point. Let's see if we can do something involving leprechauns and rainbows.

*Becomes a bit sad.*

Unfortunately though, we can't stuff people with four leaf clovers or bits of Blarney stone.

*Presents a legal document.*

Court order from the Thanksgiving Association.

[Vidmaster7]

TROGDAR!!!

[Pulg's Fairy Accordion Band]

We are presently preparing a truly epic medley of Hibernian classics, to a disco beat, with the understanding that we will probably be too drunk to continue playing around 20 minutes in.

[Mr. Grinch]

RADGORT!!!

[Mr. Grinch]

*Quickly brews some fast acting, extra strength fairy ale.*

Hurry up now, Schism, we want to get these to Pulg's Fairy Accordion Band while they're still fresh!

*Pops some fast acting, extra strength sleeping pills into the drinks.*

Consider this to be a very big favour.

[Schism]

Grabs the fairy ale.
On my way boss.

Here you go everyone.
Compliments of Mr. Grinch.

Passes them around.
Drink up me hardies.

[Mr. Grinch]

Good. Now you definitely owe me one!

*Ponders for a moment, then thinks up something.*

While continuing with our evil endeavours, I'd like to know your thoughts on Disney Villainous.

[Vidmaster7 agent of hydra]

Isn't Christmas over yet?

[Mr. Grinch]

Christmas has been over for two months now, but I'm causing havoc all year round!

[Schism]

How can any game that doesn't include you be any good?

[Mr. Grinch]

That's easy, they isn't one!

*Schism and I laugh wickedly.*

But seriously, while you're busy dousing Vidmaster7 agent of hydra in a vat of highly corrosive acid, what's your thoughts on the boardgame Disney Villainous? Because I have it and I want your opinion on it.

[Schism]

Sorry. Don't know anyone who has it.