Pinned kamquats are my favorite! Gimme those!
Careful with the pins, they may prevent you from handling the WIN properly, if they should get logged in your throat.
Looks more like a rat to me.
TFF, those were confetti grenades. Now you ruined my fun.
Looks more like a rat to me.
I am, in fact, a Gamemaster, an ancient race of mythical beings to whom even the gods themselves are but mere playthings. Granted, I am shorter and more furry than my contemporaries, but looks can be deceiving you know.
TFF, those were confetti grenades. Now you ruined my fun.
*small explosion*
*tries to scream in pain, sprays confetti everywhere instead*
Poor child. You really shouldn't put everything you come across into your mouth.
* hands Goblin Kid a giant lollipop *
Now this is safe for you to eat.
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Ah, Grandpa Wonderbra, so good to see you. I have much to discuss with you. Firstly, many in the Red Fury Clan wish to start a series of restaurant chains in your honour and, if you approve, we could use some help from the White claw Clan and Grizzlepaw Clan. Secondly, I understand that Uncle Teddy is currently hunting down rune giants in the various mountain regions and so I beseech you to let him know that a group of individuals who call themselves 'The Remnants of the Northwatch Expedition' are out for his blood with their leader wanting to turn Fred into a fur coat. And finally, my wife (Lady Hood) and I are going to be parents.
*Hands Gramps Wonderbra a giant calliope.*
This'll fix what ails you...
*tries to speak*
*continues to spew confetti*
*Forges confetti into a mythical broadsword*
*Embeds mythical broadsword into a scone and yells:*
"WHOSOEVER DRAWS THIS SWORD FROM THIS SCONE WILL BE PRESIDENT OF KIRIBATI FOREVER!"
*eats scone and mythical broadsword*
*looks around when people fall silent*
*sneaks out utterly unobserved (in its mind) and avoids awkward situation*
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Master Wolf, of course - consider the White Claw and Grizzlepaw at your disposal.
I wouldn't worry about the so-called "Remants of the Northwatch Expedition" as Fred has taken it upon himself to hunt them down. He has already taken out three of their members and is having so much fun.
Parents already! Well, now I best be letting Uncle Teddy know as I know he will want to give the little tyke or tykes gifts. Hmmm, I wonder what I could give?
Drawing swords from scones is hardly a worthwhile form of governmental election
But it is better or worse than some watery tart handing out swords?
Yes.
*finally chokes out the last of the confetti*
*collapses in a heap, heaving*
"That was funs."
*proceeds to eat another*
I give you a perfectly good piece of sugar-loaded candy and you go and eat that.
Goblin kids these days.
I give you a perfectly good piece of sugar-loaded candy and you go and eat that.
Goblin kids these days.
If you want to get his attention, I'd recommend setting it on fire.
But it is better or worse than some watery tart handing out swords?
Nay!
Neigh?
Nein!
Ten
Tora TORA TORA!!!
But it is better or worse than some watery tart handing out swords?
Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony! You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! I mean if I limped around saying I was an emperor Just'cause some moistened bint had loped a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
And the same goes for scones!
What happens if more than one person finds the secret decoder ring? Or what happens if an older sibling steals the ring?
Perhaps some sort of duel would then be in order.
What if we gave supreme executive power to whosoever found the secret decoder ring in their cereal box?
This will work.
We're overthinking this.
Executive power is obviously derived from whoever can scream the longest and the loudest.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGH!!!!!!
PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
{Removes mute}
(continues screaming)
* looks around *
Why are we screaming again?
:walks into frame completely nude:
I'm sorry: what was the question?
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Poor robot
* erases all traces of GoatToucher from R2-FU's memory bank and backups *
There now, all better.
Wish my mind worked like that.
* casts epic version of Modify Memory on Vick Tim, removing all traces of GoatToucher and accidentally erases half of Vick Tim's other memories in the process *
Did that help?
:walks into frame completely nude:
I'm sorry: what was the question?
Is that a peacock feather?
Ohhh, wait. Wait.
No, it is not.
help me
Sigh.
* casts epic Modify Memory on Pulg, erasing all memories of GoatToucher and only a third of Pulg's other memories in the process *
* casts epic version of Modify Memory on Vick Tim, removing all traces of GoatToucher and accidentally erases half of Vick Tim's other memories in the process *
Did that help?
Not really. The half you erased included the one good memory that I have.
Well, had.
* casts epic Wish on Vick Tim, restoring his one good memory and replacing all of the remaining bad memories with good ones *
There, that should help.
Unfortunately, employees of the workroom aren't allowed to be affected by wishes.
Upper management said something about not allowing the shame to be so easily escaped or something like that.
Man this one got crazy since I was gone.
Man this one got crazy since I was gone.
Well, what did you expect, The Spanish Inquisition?
We're overthinking this.
Executive power is obviously derived from whoever can scream the longest and the loudest.
That is a terrible idea. No one would be able to beat Message Board Troll, and who would want him to wield absolute executive authority?
I win. Again.