I Know how to shank the adventers! And me still winning!!
Goddity proof: One, plus one, plus one, equals three. Goddity's posts are real. Goddity posts. So Goddity is real.
Also the name is pronounced Go-ditty. 'Cause likes silly songs so much.
Also: Kid, all you know how to do is eat pickles.
And: The win!
Do these people not listen when I explain the nature of the win? It really is a silly little trinket.
Goblin Army! shank the longshanks! Kill them all and let the gods that may or may not exist sort them out or not or what ever. Where the Abyss is my win?
Stupid pinkie! thats mine! *Shanks Weird Al fanboy good and hard*
And Water'mmer That stupid name, that is! And I Don't like pickles! Feet smell like pickles, I hate Feet!
Nope mine now. Silly Not-A-God.
Oh please, I was old before you young whipper-snapper gods showed up.
Ah!! Another longshanks to shank!
This thread isn't very smurfy
It needs more smurfs.
This smurf I may bestow.
thats just smurftastic
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Look this is really simple: I don't exist, so you cannot prove I do exist, so you cannot prove I am not here, because you cannot prove I am anywhere, so you cannot prove that anything is real so to put things really simply: I exist because I don't which proves that no can prove I exist or not, which means that I could exist more than you. The key is that by not existing I infact exist. And there is no one who can prove otherwise without going insane. Also I hold status as a quantum singularity. It is part of my god title. Check my stats page for the full title.
Ahh, so you're a Pact Magic Vestige!
DIE LITTLE BLUE DEVILS!!!!!
Um.... I lose?
Yes you did stupid!!
And now I win! Mahahahaha! Bow down before your new ruler!
Yes you did stupid!!
I'm not stupid. Who lost now?
*Bunts Goblin Kid out of the way.*And now I win! Mahahahaha! Bow down before your new ruler!
And I refuse to bow down to a ruler with zero humility.
*Usurpe's the throne*
Yay! I win! ...Uh what is going on here anyway?
why is it that when i look at the word winning i see whinning? well anyway i am Winning (not whinning) thank you
You Charlie Sheen wannabe. Also, I have the win.
Waterhammer: You got it wrong. My equation looks like this: Goddity=1=0
If you can solve this without going insane I would love to hear it.
Syltari: I am casually proving that by not existing, I exist more than the rest of you and so am the only person who can win.
Everyone:
No you don't.
don't what? oh. . . i'm winning!
Lets play calvinball instead. Hmmmmmmm. That should be a thread.
WINNNNNNING
Congrats! :)
Thank you.
no thank you for letting me win
Go back to your buddy Simba.
Goblin kid is here to stay!
Goblin kid will win the day!
Goblin kid is a mighty god!
Goblin kid will eat your dog!
Who let the riff-raff back in?
Goblin kid no need be let in, and I still winning!
DIE LITTLE BLUE DEVILS!!!!!
See? This is what I smurf... Unsmurfy
Poog shank and eat all blue punies.
*proceeds with forementioned action*
AHH !!! That's Smurftrocious! Why in the Smurf would you do such a thing?
Ha! while you guys were terrorizing each other i won. Ha!
Argg! Not so fast cute pup! Goblin kid will shank you but good!! AND NOW!! ME WINNING!!!
I'm a chimera! and now i winning
*NOM*
not Whinning
so how do you end this thing?
Why would you smurf us Smurfs? We are smurfy.
um . . . was that the smurf you just ate . . .
I hate goblins!They're nasty, evil and vile creatures!
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then eat them
so really how do you end this thing? can i have an answer?
I would eat them if they didn't leave such a vile taste in my mouth!
i am winning
Why yes you are. Well now your not.