Last one to post wins

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

*beepbeepboopboop* Hello, Ugly Police? I need your help, I'm witnessing a 1615157 in progress and I need to arrest the perpetrator. Please DO NOT shoot to kill, it'll only slow them down. I need you to take them to jail. Understand? Please come as soon as you can.

[Message board troll]

POOG LEVELED UP!!!! RUN!!!!

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Let's a-go!

*Runs away really fast, stomping on mushrooms and turtles in the process!*

[Belphegor]

You all can leave. I will stay and take my Win.

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Sure, if you don't mind suffering death at goblin hands!

[Junior Cultist]

That was one jacked up goblin. That's what happens when you experiment while in an alchemist's shop. Trust only in what your god bestows upon you. Science is evil.

[Wylliam Harrison]

Science is also progress, see this wonderful plasma pistol?

*ZZZATT*

[GoatToucher]

So -that's- where my back massager went!

:takes pistol and Win:

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

I really AM in two minds about you, GT. On one hand, I wish for you to return to the faith due to by being on with pain and pleasure, but on the other, your lifestyle is quite macabre and repulsive even by the standards of disgusting creatures like otyughs!

[GoatToucher]

Mmm Otyughs.... That takes me back.

[Schism]

TMI

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

I'm with you on that one, Schism.

[Pig in a Poke Tuesday]

Some of my best friends are Otyughs.

[God of Mad Science]

Junior Cultist wrote:

That was one jacked up goblin. That's what happens when you experiment while in an alchemist's shop. Trust only in what your god bestows upon you. Science is evil.

HOW DARE YOU MORTAL! EAT DEATH RAY!

[Auriea]

:flits about, dodging all the bright lasers:
Pretty! Oh, so pretty!

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

*Goblin tackle*

Sss...hey there girly-guy, you buy potion from Poog?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

*backstabs Poog with a syringe* There. That swelling should go down in a few days.

[Molten Dragon]

Doctor.

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Little nnedel not work on Poog.

Goblins be hardy.

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Prove it!

Hands Poog the legendary 'Unbreakable Brick'.

Smack yourself over the head with that a few times and see if you are STILL able to say that goblins are hardy.

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

*Proceeds to do so (goblin intellect) and still stands*

See?

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

The pain felt good, didn't it? :-)

[Message board troll]

*pokes head out of hole* THINGS STILL WEIRD?

[Private Tiny]

Yep

[Message board troll]

*ducks back into hole*

[The Fiend Fantastic]

AoZ-K wrote:

The pain felt good, didn't it? :-)

Goblins are too dumb to feel proper pain.

[God of Mad Science]

AoZK, can I borrow Junior Cultist permanently? He must repent for his insults to science.

[Junior Cultist]

It was not heresy and I will not repent. But if I were in a repenting mood what do you have in mind?

[Message board troll]

Junior Cultist wrote:

It was not heresy and I will not repent.

*Jumps outta hole starts singing*

DEVILMAN - DEVILMAN - calling DEVILMAN
running in MY HEAD YEAH
DEVILMAN - DEVILMAN - calling DEVILMAN
running in MY HEAD YEAH

[Junior Cultist]

Hell hounds leap at the cowardly kings and carry souls across the river styx, yeah!

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

I think I'll take that offer Besmara gave me.

*Puts on a pirate hat and eye patch.*

"We're devils, we're black sheep, we're really bad eggs! Drink up, me hearties yo ho! Yo ho, yo ho a pirates life for me!"

[Junior Cultist]

Yes, now we're talking. I get to be cabin boy! Wait...what, who said that?

[Message board troll]

I'M GONNA GO VISIT THE POOP DECK!!!!

[The Goblin Knight]

You are the poop deck!

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Goblin Knight be right.

[GoatToucher]

And -I- shall be the Captain! Cabin boy! Retrieve my ointments and creams and come to my cabin. First Mate: I'll inspect the crew at eight bells!

[Charles Scholz]

Casts telekenisis on the win and take it from GT.
Casts sterilize on the win, just to be on the safe side. You never can be too careful when GT has something, no matter how short a time.

[Grandpa Wonderbra]

* shakes cane *

Durned kids, get off my forum, er lawn.

Gol-durned whippersnappers! No respect for their elders. Why in my day...

* falls asleep in rocking chair on front porch *

[Goddity]

YAAAARRRRRR! Singing ARRRRR we?

99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
tale one down pass it around
98 bottles of beer on the wall

Junior Cultist you can repent by joining in. Then returning my shoes.

[GoatToucher]

Ahoy, mate-ees! Time for a game of Peglegs and Portholes!

Bos'n! Bring out the grease!

[Private Tiny]

ARRRR I gots me cat o nine tails, who needs a good floggin?

[Grandpa Wonderbra]

Zzzz..

Huh, wha...

Ok, that's it. I told you kids to stay off my lawn. Now yer gonna get it.

* hits Goddity, GoatToucher, and Private Tiny over the heads with cane *

Stupid kids and their pirate games.

* goes back into house, mumbling something about actually facing pirates when I was a kid, all the while walking uphill in the snow both ways *

[Really old gamer]

Grandpa Wonderbra wrote:

Zzzz..

Huh, wha...

Ok, that's it. I told you kids to stay off my lawn. Now yer gonna get it.

* hits Goddity, GoatToucher, and Private Tiny over the heads with cane *

Stupid kids and their pirate games.

* goes back into house, mumbling something about actually facing pirates when I was a kid, all the while walking uphill in the snow both ways *

That's showing them young punks some respect fer their elders.

Yeah, you better get off Grampa's lawn or... Ummm...

Whatever it was, it was probably some young whippersnapper's fault. Pshaw.

[Message board troll]

HAHA!!! YOUSE GUYS GOT BOPPED!!!

[The Fiend Fantastic]

*Fireball to the face*

Wahahaha...and you got scorched!!

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Yarr! It appears that TFF isn't actually a devil but really Wario in a new disguise!

*A bell chimes.*

Land ho! Come on me hearties, there's treasure to plunder!

[Message board troll]

GOTTA GROW MY HEAD BACK FIRST!!!

[Junior Cultist]

I wanna be plundered first! Wait...what, who said that?

[Amasu of the O'Khamphi]

Laughs at all the people fighting over the masterfully crafted but still fake win I left behind as a decoy.

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Weird thing laugh all you want, Poog win again.

*snarl viciously*