MATT DAMON!!!
*reappears from the Land of the Everboors thread*
And that's not enough either. No, I didn't say 'ether'. Hey! Put that bottle down. It's bad for you. Do you understand? No, of course not. You're worse than a six-year old child who's eaten three Snickers bars and drank a Red Bull. No, they haven't called about a Team America sequel. No, I don't think they're doing one. Parker and Stone don't like you. Okay, it's out in the open now.
Matt... Damon...
I... win...
Not...anymore...
Hey, you've dyed your hair black since the last time I saw you.
You're soooo pretty now... but I still win !
In the end, baldness always wins against hairness.
MATT DAMON!!!
What is it with you and chainsaws?
He needs the practice and I win.
He does, but you don't.
yea, I win but I need to stop punching mysaelf in the face.
Who do I have to ____ to win around here?
(fill in your personal preference)
I don't think anyone wants your home-cooked lasagna.
VCoB, I had your chic-a-filet and I survived, thus I win.
Um, I only serve e-coli burgers.
I eat e. coli burgers and I still win.
You die of dysentery. Game over.
That's a s$&&ty way to go.
No, AM O-GERR. Eat anything, pass anything and I win.
Silly ogre, Trix are for kids.
And Trids are for kicks.
Me too, but you have to eat 'em quick or they get soggy.
Too true, alas. {Yawn} Gotta head to bed.
*Snork* Huh? What, what, what? You woke me up for this?
While you dicuss cereal and bedtime, I sneak by and win!
You're too young to win.
Even a secret decoder ring? Nah, I still win.
Your reign ends here.
And here.
MAAAAATT DAAAAAMON!!!!
*screams and freaks out as the big blue dragon munches on it*
Hey, hey, hey! None of that. Play nice, now. You! Dragon! Put the puppet down. You don't know where he's been. (Swatting the dragon on the nose.)
Unfortunately, I have a pretty good idea where he's been.
Well, yes, but that doesn't mean that the dragon simply gets to eat him. It might start in on the rest of us next.
I didn't read any of the above !
It's because I'm on a single-minded mission for Carl Glittergold (although I suspect that, deep down in his divine but secretly shameful heart, he is NOT as pure-blooded a gnome as I am...) TO WIN this thread for all things gnomish.
(I like to contract "things gnomish" in the previous sentence in a punchier word - thongs ! Yeah, I know, it's brilliant... that's why I _deserve_ to win this thread ! Yeah, you can't argue with that. I know, I know, right !? It's great to be me. What can I say ? There used to be another "Quiche Lisp"s around here, in gnomo-fairy land but I bashed their... I mean: they disappeared, okay ? They went away and nobody ever heard of them again. Yeah, that's what happens to nosey non-gnomish people... You get my drift ?)
Where was I again ?
Ha, yes :
I CLAIM THIS THREAD FOR THONGS !
Until your next rant...ta-ta.
That was a vicious thing to say.
You should be praised for your keen gnomish observation skills, Quiche.
Chicken, for a bird, you're showing a lot of whiskers.
Am not, kitty meow-meow.
Are too, clucketty-cluck.
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Nice try, but every last word of it is utter bunk. I win.
Now, I win. Why do people keep trying to use cheap tricks to try and win this?
They're young. If they haven't seen it all, they assume we haven't, either.
I thought young people just liked stuff blowing up and Miley Cyrus videos.