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Make 'em laugh!
Make 'em laugh!
Don't you know everyone wants to laugh?
My dad said "Be an actor, my son, but be a comical one"
They'll be standing in lines for those old honky-tonk monkeyshines
You can study Shakespeare and be quite elite
You could charm the critics and have nothing to eat
Just slip on a banana peel, the world's at you feet
Make 'em laugh!
Make 'em laugh!
Make 'em laugh!
Make--
Make 'em laugh!
Don't you know everyone wants to laugh?
My grandpa said "Go out and tell them a joke, but give it plenty of hoke"
Make 'em roar!
Make 'em scream!
Take a fall, butt a wall, split a seam!
You could start by pretending your a dancer with grace
Then you wiggle 'till they're giggling all over the place
Then you get a great big custard pie in the face
Make 'em laugh!
Make 'em laugh!
Make 'em laugh!
Make 'em--
What?--
My Dad--
They'll be standing in lines for those old honky-tonk monkeyshines...
Make 'em laugh!
Make 'em LAUGH!
Make 'em LAUGH!!!
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Sometimes I think
When I look up, real high,
That there's such a big world up there
I'd like to give it a try...
...But then I sink
Because it's here I'm supposed to stay
But I get so lonely down here
Tell me why does it have to be that way?!?
UP THERE! There is so much room!
Where babies burp, and flowers bloom!
Everyone dreams, I can dream too!
Up there, Up where the skies are ocean blue
I could be safe and live without a care up thereeee!
They say I don't belong,
I must stay below alone
Because of my beliefs
I'm supposed to stay where the Evil is sown.
What is Evil anyway?
Is there reason to the rhyme?
Without Evil there could be no Good,
so it must be Good to be Evil sooometiiiimes!!!
UP THERE! There is so much room!
Where babies burp, and flowers bloom!
Everyone dreams, I can dream too!
Up there, Up where the skies are ocean blue
I could be safe and live without a care,
Live without a care,
If only I could live UP THERE.
I wanna live there, I wanna live there, oooh live up there! Ohh!
I want to live up ***THEEEEEEEERRRRRRE!!!***
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Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown
And things seem hard or tough
And people are stupid, obnoxious, or daft
And you feel that you've had quite enough....
Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at 900 miles an hour
That's orbiting at 19 miles a second (so it's reckoned)
A sun that is the source of all our power.
The Sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at 1,000,000 miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at 40,000 miles an hour
Of the galaxy we call 'The Milky Way'
Our galaxy itself contains 100,000,000,000 stars
It's 100,000 light-years side-to-side
It bulges in the middle, 16,000 light-years thick
But out by us, it's just 3,000 light-years wide
We're 30,000 light-years from Galactic Central Point
We go 'round every 200,000,000 years
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe!
*TRIPPY INTERLUDE*
The Universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know
12,000,000 miles a minute - and that's the fastest speed there is.
So, remember when you're feeling very small and insecure
How amazingly unlikely is your birth
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space
'Cause there's bugger-all down here on Earth!
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He was the wizard of a thousand kings
And I chanced to meet him one night wandering.
He told me tales and he drank my wine,
Me and my magic man kind of feeling fine.
He had a cloak of gold and eyes of fire.
And as he spoke I felt a deep desire
To free the world of its fear and pain,
And help the people to feel free again.
"Why don't we listen to the voices in our hearts?
'Cause then I know we'd find we're not so far apart:
Everybody's got to be happy, everyone should sing
For we know the joy of life—The peace that love can bring!"
So spoke the wizard in his mountain home.
The vision of his wisdom means we'll never be alone.
And I will dream of my magic night
And the million silver stars that guide me with their light.
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Mai-ia-hii,
mai-ia-huu,
mai-ia-haa,
mai-ia-ha ha!
Mai-ia-hii,
mai-ia-huu,
mai-ia-haa,
mai-ia-ha ha!
Mai-ia-hii,
mai-ia-huu,
mai-ia-haa,
mai-ia-ha ha!
Mai-ia-hii,
mai-ia-huu,
ma-ia-haa,
ma-ia-ha ha!
Hallo, salut, sunt
eu, un haiduc
si te rog, iubirea
mea, primeste
fericirea
hallo, hallo,
sunt eu Picasso
ti-am dat beep, si
sunt voinic
dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic
Vrei sa pleci dar nu
ma, nu ma iei
nu ma, nu ma iei
nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei
chipul tau si
dragostea din tei
mi-amintesc de ochii tai
Vrei sa pleci dar nu
ma, nu ma iei
nu ma, nu ma iei
nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei
chipul tau si
dragostea din tei
mi-amintesc de ochii tai
Te sun, sa-ti spun,
ce simt acum
hallo, iubirea
mea, sunt eu,
fericirea
hallo, hallo, sunt
iarasi eu, picasso
ti-am dat beep, si
sunt voinic
dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic
Vrei sa pleci dar nu
ma, nu ma iei
nu ma, nu ma iei
nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei
chipul tau si
dragostea din tei
mi-amintesc de ochii tai
Vrei sa pleci dar nu
ma, nu ma iei
nu ma, nu ma ieinu ma, nu ma, nu ma ieichipul tau si
dragostea din tei
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I'm going down to Ctown
The c's a friend to me
Lives beneath the ocean
That's where I will be
Beneath the waaaves, the waves!
And that's where I will be!
I'm gonna see the C Beneath The Sea!
The yellow Roosevelt Avenue leaf overturned
The ardor of arboreality is an adventure
We have spurned, we've spurned!
A new leaf overturned!
Is a new leaf overturned?
I'm going down to Ctown
The c's a friend to me
Lives beneath the ocean
That's where I will be
Beneath the waaaves, the waves!
And that's where I will be!
I'm gonna see the C Beneath The Sea!
We yearn to swim for home
But our only home is bone
How sleepless is the egg
Knowing that which throws the stone?
Foresees the bone, the bone!
Our only home is bone
Our only home is bone
And so I'm going down to Ctown
The c's a friend to me
Lives beneath the ocean
That's where I will be
Beneath the waaaves, the waves!
And that's where I will be!
I'm gonna see the C Beneath The Sea!
Yes, I'm going down to Ctown
The c's a friend to me
Lives beneath the ocean
That's where I will be
Beneath the waaaves, the waves!
And that's where I will be!
I'm gonna see the C Beneath The Sea!
Yes, I'm gonna see (I'm gonna see)
The C (the C)
Beneath The Seeaaa!!!
Korkeakouluopiskelijan terveydenhoitomaksu
Korkeakoulu-opiskelija: Maksa maksu Kelalle.
Mitä käy jos et maksa? Kuitataan opintorahasta.
Et voi saada vapautusta, työterveyspalveluu käyttämällä
tai jos et saa opintotukea vaan sun pitää maksaa!
Yliopisto-opiskelija! Syksyn yo-kunnan maksu
ei ole kevään hoitomaksu. Kevään maksu Kelalle!
YTHS* ei aukene
YTHS* ei aukene
YTHS* ei aukene
ilman terveydenhoitomaksua! (toim. huom: Ylioppilaiden terveydenhoitosäätiö*)
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That's great, it starts with an earthquake
Birds and snakes, and aeroplanes
Lenny Bruce is not afraid!
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn
World serves its own needs
Don't mis-serve your own needs
Speed it up a notch, speed, grunt, no, strength
The ladder starts to clatter with a fear of height, down, height
Wire in a fire, represent the seven games
And a government for hire and a combat site
Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry
With the Furies breathing down your neck!
Team by team, reporters baffled, trumped, tethered, cropped
Look at that low plane, fine, then
Uh oh, overflow, population, common group
But it'll do, save yourself, serve yourself
World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed
Tell me with the Rapture and the reverent in the right, right
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam fight, bright light
Feeling pretty psyched!
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it...and I feel fiiiiine!!!
Six o'clock, T.V. hour, don't get caught in foreign tower
Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn
Lock him in uniform, book burning, bloodletting
Every motive escalate, automotive incinerate
Light a candle, light a motive, step down, step down
Watch your heel crush, crush, uh oh
This means no fear, cavalier, renegade and steering clear
A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies
Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline!
It's the end of the world as we know it (I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
I feel fine (I feel fine)
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
The other night I drifted nice continental drift divide
Mountains sit in a line, Leonard Bernstein
Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs
Birthday party, cheesecake, jellybean, BOOM!
You symbiotic, patriotic, slam butt-neck, right? Right.
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
Don't tell the gods I left a mess
I can't undo what has been done
Let's run for cover
What if I'm the only hero left
You better fire off your gun
Once and forever
He said go dry your eyes
And live your life
Like there is no tomorrow son
And tell the others
To go sing it like a hummingbird
The greatest anthem ever heard
We are the heroes of our time
But we're dancing with the demons in our minds
We are the heroes of our time, heroes
But were dancing with the demons in our minds, heroes
We are the heroes of our time, heroes
But were dancing with the demons in our minds, heroes
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How do you do?
I See you've met my
Faithful handyman.
He's just a little brought down
Because when you knocked
He thought you were the candy man.
Don't get strung out by the way I look.
Don't judge a book by its cover .
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover !
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvaniaaa!!!
Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound.
You look like you're both pretty groovy .
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal ,
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie!
"I'm glad we caught you at home,
Could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry ."
"Right."
"We'll just say where we are,
Then go back to the car.
We don't want to be any worry."
Well you got with a flat, well, how `bout that?
Well, babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night it'll all seem alright.
I'll get you a satanic mechanic!
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From TRANSEXUAL, TRANSYLVANIAAA-HA-HA!!!
Why don't you stay for the night? (the night!)
Or maybe a bite? (a bite!)
I could show you my favourite obsession :
I've been making a man
With blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my......tension.
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From TRANSEXUAL, TRANSYLVANIAAAAA !!!
HIT IT, HIT IT!
I'm just a sweet transvestite! (Sweet transvestite!)
Sweet transvestite!!!
From TRANSEXUAL, TRANSYLVANIAAA-HA-HA!!!
So - come up to the lab,
And see what's on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici...
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...
...
...
...
...
...
...pation!
But MAYBEEEEEEEEE THE RAIN
Isn't really to blame.
So I'll remove the cause ...
(chuckles)
But *not* the symptom !!!
The HU - Yuve Yuve Yu
Romanized lyrics
[Verse 1]
Ikh l udaan idej uugaad nargij tsengeed khachin yum be yu ve, yu ve yu
Etseg uvgud mongol geed l tseejee delden khudla orilokh ni yu ve, yu ve yu
Ergej butsaad khelsen ugendee ezen boldoggui andgai urgudug ni yu ve, yu ve yu
Etseg ekhiin zakhij khelsen unet surgaali unegui boldog ni yu ve, yu ve, yu, yu ve, yu ve yu
[Chorus]
Ee dulzen, sugd sugd
Ee lunden, buug buug, buug buug
[Verse 2]
Deedsiin zayag uvluj turchikhuud, untaj khevteed serdeggui yum be, yu ve, yu ve yu
Delkhiid gantskhan mongol geed l amaa khattal khudlaa yaridag ni yuve, yu ve, yuv
Deedseer amidrakh zayand tursun mongol tumen min negdej chaddaggui ni yu ve, yu ve yu
Darkhan mongol ulsaa manduulj uud ni tataj sergeej chaddaggui ni yu ve, yu ve, yu, yu ve, yu ve, yu
[Chorus]
Ee dulzen, sugd sugd
Ee lunden, buug buug, buug buug
[Verse 3]
Uvug deedsiin uvluj ugsun gazar shoroog khairlaj chaddaggui ni yu ve, yu ve, yu
Utgus buurliin zakhij khelsen unet surgaali khudlaa boldog ni yu ve, yu ve, yu
Unu l munkhud mandan badrakh chonon suldet mongol tumen min tengeriin tamgatai
Khuvchin delkhid neree duursagkh khumuun takhilgat ezen Chinggis nartad zalarna, nartad zalarna
[Chorus]
Ee khar suld ser, ser
Ee khaan tur munkh mand, munkh mand
[Outro]
Yu ve, yu ve, yu ve, yu ve, yu ve, yu ve, yu ve, khachin yum be
Yu ve, yu ve, yu ve, yu ve, yu ve, yu ve, yu ve, yu ve, yu ve, yu ve, yu ve, yu ve, yu ve khachin yum be
Yu ve, yu ve, yu ve, yu ve, yu ve
Ee khar suld ser, ser
Ee khaan tur munkh mand, munkh mand
Translation
It has been so long eating and drinking being merry
How strange, how strange
Taking our Great Mongol ancestors names in vain
How strange, how strange
Yet, would not honor our oath and destiny
How strange, how strange
Why the valuable ethics of ancestors become worthless?
How strange, how strange
Hey, you traitor! Kneel down!
Hey, Prophecies be declared!
You've born in ancestor’s fate yet Sleeping deeply, can't be awakened
How strange, how strange
Blindly declaring that Only Mongols are the best
How strange, how strange
Born to live as nobles Yet, can't unite as one
How strange, how strange
Why is it difficult to rise up our nation up?
How strange, how strange
Hey, you traitor! Kneel down
Hey, Prophecies be declared!
Why it’s so hard to cherish the Ancestors' inherited land?
How strange, how strange
Why priceless edifications of elders turning to ashes?
How strange, how strange
With the future of eternal prosperity, The Wolf totemed Mongols have the blessings of Heaven
Born with undeniable fate to gather nations, the Lord Chinggis declares his name on earth. Would come back, Will come back
Oh Black Banner be awakened, be awakened
Oh the Khanate (royal power) rise and rise forever
How strange, how strange
Oh Black Banner be awakened, be awakened
Oh the Khanate (royal power) rise and rise forever
Kill for gain or shoot to maim
But we don't need a reason!
The golden goose is on the loose
And never out of season.
Blackened pride still burns inside
This shell of bloody treason--
Here's my gun for a barrel of fun
For the love of living death!
The killer's breed or the demon's seed--
The glamour, the fortune, the pain!
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain;
Don't you pray for my soul anymore.
2 minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
2 minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb
The blind men shout, "Let the creatures out!
We'll show the unbelievers!"
Napalm screams of human flames
For a prime-time Belsen feast, yeah.
As the reasons for the carnage cut
Their meat and lick the gravy,
We oil the jaws of the war machine
And feed it with our babies.
The killer's breed or the demon's seed--
The glamour, the fortune, the pain!
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain;
Don't you pray for my soul anymore.
2 minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
2 minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb
The body bags and little rags
Of children torn in two,
And the jellied brains of those who remain
To put the finger right on you!
As the mad men play on words
And make us all dance to their song
To the tune of starving millions
To make a better kind of gun!
The killer's breed or the demon's seed--
The glamour, the fortune, the pain!
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain;
Don't you pray for my soul anymore.
2 minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
2 minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb
Midnight
Midnight
Midnight
It's all night
Midnight
Midnight
Midnight
It's all night
Midnight, all night
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When you rush around in hopeless circles,
Searching everywhere for something true,
You're at the Age of Not-Believing
When all the make-believe is through
When you set aside your childhood heroes,
And your dreams are lost upon a shelf,
You're at the Age of Not-Believing
And worst of all you doubt yourself
You're a castaway where no one hears you,
On a barren isle in a lonely sea,
Where did all the happy endings go?
Where can all the good times be?
You must face the Age of Not-Believing,
Doubting everything you ever knew,
Until at last you start believing
There's something wonderful in YOU!
Heavy Metal Perse - Paha Paavo
Raukat eivät tohdi metsään mennä
Sitä ei saa ylittää
Näin kertovat vanhat ja juttunsa päätteeksi
vihaisina sylkäisevät
Vaatimaton voi ihmishengen
hinta olla korvessa
Vaarojen keskeltä kantautuvat
tuskanhuudot kuorossa
Kirves on tuima ase
siitä murhamies pois jäljet pesee
ja ruumiskasat suohon polkee,
kultamarkat arkkuun sulkee
Auliisti Astalolla,
hilpeästi hilparilla
lyö otsalohkot uusiksi
Saaliit riittävät vuosiksi
Tiheässä metsikössä
monta pitkää, syvää luolaa
Niissä yhdess' hullu istuu,
puhuu yksinään ja kuolaa
Julma maa on varma paikka
raa'an pedon syntyä, vaikka
tänne moni ei ennätä
eikä kaipuu muualta lennätä
Kirves on tuima ase
siitä murhamies pois jäljet pesee
ja ruumiskasat suohon polkee,
kultamarkat arkkuun sulkee
Auliisti Astalolla,
hilpeästi hilparilla
lyö otsalohkot uusiksi
Saaliit riittävät vuosiksi
Tällä kuippanalla on synkeä mieli
julmat piirteet ja karkea kieli
ennen kuin kiltiksi hänet hirtettiin
pitkin maata Pahaksi Paavoksi tiedettiin
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They say that there's a broken light for every heart on Broadway.
They say that life's a game, then they take the board away.
They give you masks and costumes and an outline of the story
Then leave you all to improvise their Vicious Cabaret...
In no-longer-pretty cities there are fingers in kitties.
There are warrants, forms, and chitties
and a jackboot on the stair
Sex and death and human grime,
in monochrome for one thin dime,
At least the trains all run on time
but they don't go anywhere.
Facing their responsibilities
either on their backs or on their knees
There are ladies who just simply freeze and dare not turn away
And the widows who refuse to cry will be dressed in garter and bow-tie
And be taught to kick their legs up high in this Vicious Cabaret.
At last! The 1998 Show!
The ballet on the burning stage.
The documentary see
Upon the fractured screen
The dreadful poem scrawled upon the crumpled page...
There's a policeman with an honest soul
that has seen whose head is on the pole
And he grunts and fills his briar bowl
with a feeling of unease.
But he briskly frisks the torn remains
for a fingerprint or crimson stains
And endeavors to ignore the chins
that he walks in to his knees
while his master, in the dark nearby,
inspects the hands with a brutal eye,
That have never brushed a lover's thigh
but have squeezed a nation's throat
But he hungers in his secret dreams
for the harsh embrace of cruel machines
But his lover is not what she seems
and she will not leave a note.
At last! The 1998 Show!
The Situation Tragedy
Grand Opera slick with soap
Cliffhangers with no hope
The water-colour in the flooded gallery...
There's a girl who'll push but will not shove
is desperate for her father's love
She believes the hand beneath the glove
may be one she needs to hold.
Though she doubts her host's moralities,
she decides she is more at ease
In the Land Of Doing What You Please
than outside in the cold.
But the backdrops peel and the sets give way,
and the cast gets eaten by the play -
There's a murderer at the Matinee!
There are dead men in the aisles.
And the patrons and actors too
are uncertain if the show is through
And with side-long looks await their cue,
but the frozen mask just smiles.
At last! The 1998 Show!
The torch-song no one ever sings
The curfew chorus line
The comedy divine
The bulging eyes of puppets strangled by their strings
There's thrills and chills and girls galore,
sing-songs and surprises,
There's something here for everyone,
reserve your seat today!
There's mischief and malarkies,
but no queers, no Yids, no darkies,
within this bastard's carnival,
this Vicious Cabaret.
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Brontosaurus - TMBG
YouTube Link
It had been going so well
And then I broke my eggshell
And entered the world as a brontosaurus
Brontosaurus, brontosaurus
Here's my entire autobiography, I was
Skinny at first, then I got thick, and then back to
Being skinny again like a brontosaurus
Like a brontosaurus
Life was devoid of purpose
And so I joined the circus
Somehow, they found it easy to ignore us
People found it easy to ignore this
Brontosaurus, brontosaurus
You want to leave an impression
You want to express an emotion
You crave some attention
And for this transgression, you'll be repaid when
You fall and you fail and sink into depression
It was as dark as Get Out
I went and stuck my neck out
Wearing an expression of optimism
Optimism and bad vision
Do you think this tale has gone on for too long?
Join the chorus, you can join the chorus
Can't cut it as an artist
Maybe I'm too sensitive
Who would have believed skin could be so porous?
Brontosaurus skin can be so porous
Brontosaurus, brontosaurus
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This is someone else's story
Someone that I never knew
This is someone else's body
Am I getting through to you?
If you peel away the armor, is something underneath?
If you look below for hidden treasure
Underneath another layer
Are you hiding underneath the skin?
If you peel away the skin, is there anybody there?
If you peel away the skin, is there anybody there?
If you peel away the armor, is it too late to begin?
Is there anybody hiding if you peel away the skin?
Now a spark has passed between us, now
A momentary recognition
Something lost and something gained
And something shared that feels so strange
Something cold that will not go away
There's a heart as cold as ice
In a vault that's made of stone
Over years, the walls got higher
Over years, the walls have grown
Is there anybody in there in this self-inflicted tomb?
If you peel away the layers, is there someone in this room?
If you peel away the skin, if you peel away the skin
This is someone else's story
Someone that I never knew
This is someone else's body
Am I getting through to you?
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I've got something in my front pocket for you
Why don't you reach on in my pocket and see what it is?
There, grab onto it, it's just for you
Give it a little squeeze and say: "How do you do?"
There's something in my front pocket
There's something in my front pocket
There's something in my front pocket
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Home, home in the late night
And away, away in the half light
Except today, crushed by the boring
Until played and plagued by the touring again
When once you had believed it
Now you see it's sucking you in
To string you along with the pretense
And pave the way for the coming release
Alone and prone in the half light
And late, late to your real life
If you find a way into the gold rush
You will stay until the morning comes
You can normalize
Don't it make you feel alive?
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You can shake it all around
You can go up and down
You can lose what you found
But you can't ignore my techno
You can go west to east
Confess your sins to a priest
You can slay the wicked beast
But you can't ignore my techno
You can go to the doctor
You can cough in his face
Infect the whole human race
But you can't ignore my techno
You can laugh, you can cry
You can live, you can die
Spend your days asking why
But you can't ignore my techno
You can trip on my synthesizer
Electronic world for every boy and every girl
You can trip on my synthesizer
In the end, technology unto the world will set us free
Be all that you can be
Just as long as you are free
You were blind and now you see
That which is my techno
You can trip on my synthesizer
Electronic world for every boy and every girl
You can trip on my synthesizer
In the end technology unto the world will set us free
You can trip on my
You can trip on my
You can trip on my
You can trip, you can trip
You can trip on my synthesizer
You can trip on my synthesizer
Let's go
Electric Six - Synthesizer
Sunday, Monday, HAPPY DAYS!
Tuesday, Wednesday, HAPPY DAYS!
Thursday, Friday, HAPPY DAYS!
Saturday, what a day,
Rockin all week with you.
This day is ours
Won't you be mine. (Oh Happy Days)
This day is ours (Oh Happy Days)
Oh please be mine.
Hello sunshine, goodbye rain,
She's wearing my high school ring on her chain.
She's my steady, I'm her man,
I'm gonna love her all I can.
(Chorus)
Gonna cruise her round the town,
Show everybody what I've found
Rock'n'roll with all my friends
Hopin' the music never ends.
These Happy Days are yours and miiine (Oh Happy Days)
These Happy Days are yours and miiiine (Oh Happy Days)
These Happy Days are yours and miiiiine, HAPPY DAYS!!!
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Here's to our prosperity...
..our good health and happiness...
..and most important...
To life! To life! L'CHAIM!
L'chaim, L'chaim - to life!
Here's to the father I tried to be...
...Here's to my bride-to-be!
Drink l'chaim - TO LIFE!
TO LIFE! L'chaim!
L'chaim, l'chaim, to life!
Life has a way of confusing us...
...blessing and bruising us...
...Drink l'chaim, to life!
God would like us to be joyful, even when our hearts lie
panting on the floor.
How much more can we be joyful, when there's really
something to be joyful for?!?
To life, to life, l'chaim!
To Tzeitel, my daughter--My wife!
It gives you something to think about!
Something to drink about!
Drink l'chaiiiiim, TO LIFE!
Le Morta!
Yes, Lazar Wolf?
Drinks for everyone!
What's the occasion?
I'm taking myself a bride!
Who is it?
Tevye's eldest, Tzeitel!
-To Tevye!
-my wife!
To us and our good fortune!
Be happy!
Be healthy!
Long life!
And if our good fortune never comes,
Here's to whatever comes!
Drink l'chaim, to life!
To us and our good fortune!
Be happy!
Be healthy!
Long life!
And if our good fortune never comes,
Here's to whatever comes!
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I can't escape the darkness
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-darkness x3
Da-dark, da-dark, dark
It turns out
Everything is b~#!*!%~
Egregious
Self-satisfied
But I've been trying not to think like that, no
I gotta be positive
There's a lot of good things about life
It's been a hell of a ride so far
And there's still more to go
I've been trying for a while
Can't even bring myself to smile
It's like dyin' for a cause
That I do not believe in
I try to understand the light
I try to fall asleep at night
I'm givin' her all she's got
And I don't wanna fail
But I need some darkness
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-darkness x3
Da-dark, da-dark, dark
After all these years
I'd been hoping for a glimpse of the other side
I spent a lot of time on the good stuff
Just to learn, well maybe that's not my ride
I try and try and try and try
And then it all starts over again and again and again
I ask myself why (Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?)
Why do I even pretend?
I was trying for a minute
But that was before I found sin
And now that I have I'm not sure
I wanna go back again
I tried to understand the light
Never fell asleep at night
I did what I could with what I had
But I gotta have darkness
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-darkness x3
Da-dark, da-dark, dark
Now the time has come
Day is on the run
Night has fallen now for good
Just like I always knew it would
Hope you said goodbye to light
Because it's in the past
It was never going to last
Now the sky is black and everything's falling down
Life is like a lost and found
Sometimes you get lucky
And the world is black
How can I feel this way?
I thought the light was here to stay (Here to stay)
But now the darkness
Da-da-da-darkness
Here for good
I knew it would
But I thought I might have light
I will have darkness
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-darkness x3
Da-dark, da-dark, dark
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(guitar riff)
A hot bikini in the
Hot sun--
I fought the bra and the bra won!
I fought the bra and the bra won!
(guitar riff)
A bobbin' evil pair of
Top guns--
I fought the bra and the bra won!
I fought the bra and the bra won!
(guitar riff)
I tried unlacin' it, I feel so bad--
I guess I'm made of thumbs!
I'll lose the breast chance that I've ever had!
I fought the bra and the bra won!
I fought the bra and the bra won!
(guitar riff)
My trip to second base had
Begun--
I fought the bra and the bra won!
I fought the bra and the bra won!
(guitar riff)
A Hooter's waitress and an
Ex-nun!
I fought the bra and the bra won!
I fought the bra and the bra won!
(guitar riff)
I feel so stupid like a klutzy lad,
The knot won't come undone!
I'd knead your chest, girl, but I'm feelin' mad!
I fought the bra and the bra won!
I fought the bra and the bra won!
(guitar riff)
Her D-cups burstin' but I
Got none--
I fought the bra and the bra won!
I fought the bra and the bra won!
(guitar riff)
A double helpin' of some
Big fun--
I fought the bra and the bra won!
I fought the bra and the bra won!
(guitar riff)
They're so damn close but still so out of reach--
She's bored, depressed, I'm done!
The next time I'm headin' to a nudist beach!
I fought the bra and the bra won!
I fought the bra and the bra won!
(guitar riff)
Regrets, I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption
I planned each charted course
Each careful step along the byway
And more, much more than this, I did it my way
Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew
But through it all, when there was doubt
I ate it up and spit it out
I faced it all and I stood tall and did it my way
I've loved, I've laughed and cried
I've had my fill, my share of losing
And now, as tears subside
I find it all so amusing
To think I did all that
And may I say, not in a shy way
Oh, no, oh, no, not me, I did it my way
For what is a man, what has he got?
If not himself, then he has naught
To say the things he truly feels
And not the words of one who kneels
The record shows
I took the blows
And did it my way
Yes, it was my way
Lyrics
On the first day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
A partridge in a pear tree
On the second day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Two turtle-doves
And a partridge in a pear tree
On the third day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Three French hens
Two turtle-doves
And a partridge in a pear tree
On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Four calling birds
Three French hens
Two turtle-doves
And a partridge in a pear tree
On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Five golden rings (five golden rings)
Four calling birds
Three French hens
Two turtle-doves
And a partridge in a pear tree
On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Six geese a laying
Five golden rings (five golden rings)
Four calling birds
Three French hens
Two turtle-doves
And a partridge in a pear tree
On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Seven swans a swimming
Six geese a-laying
Five golden rings (five golden rings)
Four calling birds
Three French hens
Two turtle-doves
And a partridge in a pear tree
On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Eight maids a milking
Seven swans a swimming
Six geese a-laying
Five golden rings (five golden rings)
Four calling birds
Three French hens
Two turtle-doves
And a partridge in a pear tree
On the ninth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Nine ladies dancing
Eight maids a-milking
Seven swans a-swimming
Six geese a-laying
Five golden rings (five golden rings)
Four calling birds
Three French hens
Two turtle-doves
And a partridge in a pear tree
On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Ten lords a-leaping
Nine ladies dancing
Eight maids a-milking
Seven swans a-swimming
Six geese a-laying
Five golden rings (five golden rings)
Four calling birds
Three French hens
Two turtle-doves
And a partridge in a pear tree
On the 11th day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
I sent 11 pipers piping
Ten lords a-leaping
Nine ladies dancing
Eight maids a-milking
Seven swans a-swimming
Six geese a-laying
Five golden rings (five golden rings)
Four calling birds
Three French hens
Two turtle-doves
And a partridge in a pear tree
On the 12th day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
12 drummers drumming
Eleven pipers piping
Ten lords a-leaping
Nine ladies dancing
Eight maids a-milking
Seven swans a-swimming
Six geese a-laying
Five golden rings (five golden rings)
Four calling birds
Three French hens
Two turtle-doves
And a partridge in a pear tree
And a partridge in a pear tree
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KAZAKHSTAN, greatest country in the world!
All other countries are run by little girls!
Kazakhstan #1 exporter of potassium,
All other countries have inferior potassium!
Kazakhstan, home of Tinshein swimming pool!
It's length thirty meter, width six meter!
Filtration system a marvel to behold,
It remove 80% of human solid waste!
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place,
From plains of Tarashek, to northern fence of Jewtown!
Kazakhstan friend of all - except Uzbekistan
(They very nosy people, with bone in their brain)!
Kazakhstan, industry best in world!
We invented toffee and trouser belt!
Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region
- Except, of course, for Turkmenistan's!
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place,
From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown!
Come grasp mighty penis of our leader
From junction with the testes to tip of its faaaaaace!!!
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There was three kings into the east,
Three kings both great and high,
And they hae sworn a solemn oath
John Barleycorn should die.
They took a plough and plough'd him down,
Put clods upon his head,
And they hae sworn a solemn oath
John Barleycorn was dead.
But the cheerful Spring came kindly on,
And show'rs began to fall;
John Barleycorn got up again,
And sore surpris'd them all.
The sultry suns of Summer came,
And he grew thick and strong;
His head weel arm'd wi' pointed spears,
That no one should him wrong.
The sober Autumn enter'd mild,
When he grew wan and pale;
His bending joints and drooping head
Show'd he began to fail.
His colour sicken'd more and more,
He faded into age;
And then his enemies began
To show their deadly rage.
They've taen a weapon, long and sharp,
And cut him by the knee;
Then tied him fast upon a cart,
Like a rogue for forgerie.
They laid him down upon his back,
And cudgell'd him full sore;
They hung him up before the storm,
And turned him o'er and o'er.
They filled up a darksome pit
With water to the brim;
They heaved in John Barleycorn,
There let him sink or swim.
They laid him out upon the floor,
To work him farther woe;
And still, as signs of life appear'd,
They toss'd him to and fro.
They wasted, o'er a scorching flame,
The marrow of his bones;
But a miller us'd him worst of all,
For he crush'd him between two stones.
And they hae taen his very heart's blood,
And drank it round and round;
And still the more and more they drank,
Their joy did more abound.
John Barleycorn was a hero bold,
Of noble enterprise;
For if you do but taste his blood,
'Twill make your courage rise.
'Twill make a man forget his woe;
'Twill heighten all his joy;
'Twill make the widow's heart to sing,
Tho' the tear were in her eye.
Then let us toast John Barleycorn,
Each man a glass in hand;
And may his great posterity
Ne'er fail in old Scotland!
The petty tests of daily being
The American Dream isn't what we hoped for--is it worth the fight?
The petty tests of daily being
The American Dream
How do I carry on when no love is lost?
There is no future, we're out of time
How do I carry on when no love is lost?
There is no future, we're out of time
I want the life I was promised
I want a place to call my own
There is so much to work with
But it seems so, so far away
The petty tests of daily being
The American Dream isn't what we hoped for--is it worth the fight?
The petty tests of daily being
The American Dream isn't what we hoped for--is it worth the fight?
How do I carry on when no love is lost?
There is no future, we're out of time
How do I carry on when no love is lost?
There is no future, we're out of time
I want the life I was promised
I want a place to call my own
There is so much to work with
But it seems so, so far away
It seems so, so far away
It seems so, so far away
It seems so, so far
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Oh a sleeping drunkard
Up in Central Park
Or the lion hunter in the jungle dark
Or the Chinese dentist
Or the British Queen
They all fit together in the same machine
Nice, nice, very nice
Nice, nice, very nice
So many people in the same device
Oh a whirling dervish
And a dancing bear
Or a Ginger Rogers and a Fred Astaire
Or a teenage rocker
Or the girls in France
Yes, we all are partners in this cosmic dance
Nice, nice, very nice
Nice, nice, very nice
So many people in the same device
I wanted all things to make sense
So we'd be happy instead of tense
Oh a sleeping drunkard
Up in Central Park
Or the lion hunter in the jungle dark
Or the Chinese dentist
Or the British Queen
They all fit together in the same machine
Nice, nice, very nice
Nice, nice, very nice
So many people in the same device
So many people in the same device
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Over time
I've come to feel
That everything must come apart, it seems
From the little child
To the man of power
From the beggar to the angel of my dreams!
From the thinnest thread
We are sewn together
From the finest string, we dangle over time
From the highest wire
Do we walk through fire
Should our balance ever falter, should our steps be unaligned
Such a big storm, yeah such a strong wind blowing
Such a loud voice calling
for me to cross the line...
...But I'm not gonna give up the ghost, NOOOOO!
Not gonna give up the ghost!
I'm not gonna give up the ghost, NOOOOO!
Not gonna give it up!
'Cause I haven't the strength
To hold out too long
If we both hold on together
We can make each other strong
(After all) we're flesh 'n' blood
(After all) we're flesh 'n' blood
(After all) we're flesh 'n' blood
(After all) we're flesh
(After all) we're flesh 'n' blood
(After all) we're flesh 'n' blood
(After all) we're flesh 'n' blood
(After all) we're flesh
Drop the mask
Take away the house
And forget about the income and the car
We're all the same
Underneath our shell
We've all been to hell, and we know what it's like
And we've shared each other's sins
We all know what it's like
To give up the fight
We've all been ashamed at one time or another
We all have dreams
And nightmares, too
When it all comes down,
we'll look out for each other (No one else will!)
But when I hear the call
When I feel the thirst
When the Catcher comes to take my soul
He's gonna have to fight me first!
...But I'm not gonna give up the ghost, NOOOOO!
Not gonna give up the ghost!
I'm not gonna give up the ghost, NOOOOO!
Not gonna give it up!
'Cause I haven't the strength
To hold out too long
If we both hold on together
We can make each other strong
(After all) we're flesh 'n' blood
(After all) we're flesh 'n' blood
(After all) we're flesh 'n' blood
(After all) we're flesh
(After all) we're flesh 'n' blood
(After all) we're flesh 'n' blood
(After all) we're flesh 'n' blood
(After all) we're flesh
Every cloud
Has a silver lining
And every soul is tender to the touch
We are made of stone
We are made of steel
And we're all the same when we return to dust
But when I hear the call
Yeah, when I feel the thirst
When the Catcher comes to take my soul
He's gonna have to fight me first!
...But I'm not gonna give up the ghost, NOOOOO!
Not gonna give up the ghost!
I'm not gonna give up the ghost, NOOOOO!
Not gonna give it up!
'Cause I haven't the strength
To hold out too long
If we both hold on together
We can make each other strong
I'm not gonna give up the ghost, NOOOOO!
not gonna give it up!
I'm not gonna give up the ghost, NOOOOO!
not gonna give it up!
I'm not gonna give up the ghost, NOOOOO!
not gonna give it up!
I'm not gonna give up the ghost, NOOOOO!
not gonna give it up!
Half-wracked prejudice leaped forth, "rip down all hate, " I screamed
Lies that life is black and white spoke from my skull, I dreamed
Romantic facts of musketeers foundationed deep, somehow
Ah, but I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
Girls' faces formed the forward path from phony jealousy
To memorizing politics of ancient history
Flung down by corpse evangelists, unthought of, though somehow
Ah, but I was so much older then. I'm younger than that now
A self-ordained professor's tongue too serious to fool
Spouted out that liberty is just equality in school
"Equality, " I spoke the word as if a wedding vow
Ah, but I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
In a soldier's stance, I aimed my hand at the mongrel dogs who teach
Fearing not that I'd become my enemy in the instant that I preach
My existence led by confusion boats, mutiny from stern to bow
Ah, but I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
Yes, my guard stood hard when abstract threats too noble to neglect
Deceived me into thinking I had something to protect
Good and bad, I define these terms quite clear, no doubt, somehow
Ah, but I was so much older then I'm younger than that now
(ManOWar... AleStorm... GloryHammer... Cradle of Filth? Got it.)
Turn around, And look at what you see
In her face - The mirror of your dreams
Make believe I'm everywhere - Living in your eyes
Written on pages - Is the answer to our
Neverending story...
Reach the stars - Fly a fantasy
Dream a dream -And what you see will be
Rhymes that keep their secrets, Will unfold behind the clouds
And there upon the rainbow - Is the answer to our
Neverending story...
Have no fear, For she may fade away
In your hands - For each a new day
Rhymes that keep their secrets, Will unfold behind the clouds
And there upon the rainbow - Is the answer to our
Neverending story..!
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On the stormy shores of Azeroth
A silhouette did stand
A brave and stalwart sailor
Who gave a helpin' hand
Without fail, on every whim
Which we did demand
He simply smiled and waved his hand
And sent us 'cross the laaand!
Farewell to thee, Placeholder,
Your ship has sailed to sea!
We'll tip our hats and pray one day
To be as great as thee!
Captain P, you'll never know the emptiness inside
As we sit ashore on Menethil, waiting for a ride.
Time did pass, until one day
That silhouette did fade
Where once we found Placeholder
Only scattered winds remained
The stormy sea went silent
On that dark and dreary day
But come along, my friends
Let's raise a glass up for his naaame!
Farewell to thee, Placeholder,
Your ship has sailed to sea!
We'll tip our hats and pray one day
To be as great as thee!
Captain P, you'll never know the emptiness inside
As we sit ashore on Menethil, waiting for a ride.
So when you find yourself lamenting
On that lonely pier,
Watching as the ships come in
And dryin' off your tears,
Believe in what he stood for,
And I know that he’ll survive!
Inside our hearts dear Placeholder
Will always be aliiive!
Farewell to thee, Placeholder,
Your ship has sailed to sea!
We'll tip our hats and pray one day
To be as great as thee!
Captain P, you'll never know the emptiness inside
As we sit ashore on Menethil, waiting for a ride.
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Here's my strut, do do do
Strutting my way on over to you
You like my strut? I like yours too
Strutting my way on over to you
Seems like these days I got nothing to do
Hit the sidewalk and strut for you
Strutting in the morning, strutting at noon
Strutting in the night time under the moon
Hey you, I like you too
And do you mind if I strut for you?
Baby feel free to strut for me
You got a strut everybody should see
Watch that thing go side to side
Strut so hard with your strutting thighs
Strut your way into my mind I'm a fool
Cause you're strutting so fine
How about a little strut it don't cost a dollar
Take my dog don't forget the collar
But I'm the dog and I like your smell can't help
That you strut so well
And baby, you got a head start
Strutting your way into my heart
Take your hat off make yourself at home
How about stay the night, and strut on home
Day one, I'm in love with your strut
Day two, I'm in love with your strut
Day three, I'm in love with your strut
Guess what? I'm in love with your strut
Day one, I'm in love with your strut
Day two, I'm in love with your strut
Day three, I'm in love with your strut
Guess what? I'm in love with your strut
I like your strut, do you wanna go strutting strutting?
You like my strut, then lets go strutting
I like your strut, do you wanna go strutting strutting?
You like my strut, then lets go strutting right now
A Question for you, wanna strut with me?
think I make you smile far as I can see
You make me laugh, I think that I love you
How bout dinner 8:30 and a strut for two?
The way you strut like no one else
You got a thing all by yourself
If people can't hang you can give them hell
You strut *clap clap* like you're ringing a bell
Don't need to go fast when you're strutting with me
I got all night got nowhere to be
Pretty fine just walking with you
Hold your hand while you whistle that tune
Tell you what, if you like my strut
I'll walk on ahead and you can look at my butt
Objectify but don't cross the line
Cause you can be bad when its strutting tine
Cause you strut that thing just like a cock
Work that thing up and down the block
Flash your feathers and walk on by
You strut so hard you make jimmy cry
Can't believe that you're strutting with me
Let's strut somewhere everybody can see
Next to you I'm filled up with pride
We go boom boom side to side
Day one, I'm in love with your strut
Day two, I'm in love with your strut
Day three, I'm in love with your strut
Guess what? I'm in love with your strut
Day one, I'm in love with your strut
Day two, I'm in love with your strut
Day three, I'm in love with your strut
Guess what? I'm in love with your strut
I like your strut, do you wanna go strutting strutting?
You like my strut, then lets go strutting
I like your strut, do you wanna go strutting strutting?
You like my strut, then lets go strutting right now
Thumpasaurus - Struttin'
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Times have changed,
Our kids are getting worse!
They won't obey their parents,
They just want to fart and curse!
- NO!
With all their beady little eyes
And flappin' heads so full of lies
We need to form a full assault
It's Canada's fault!
Well...
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along!
Heck no!
With all their hockey hullabaloo
Shame on Canada!
The smut we must stop!
The trash we must smash!
Laughter and fun
must all be undone!
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming
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Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
I fell in love with a Mexican girl
Nighttime would find me in Rosa's Cantina
Music would play and Felina would whirl
Blacker than night were the eyes of Felina
Wicked and evil while casting a spell
My love was deep for this Mexican maiden
I was in love, but in vain I could tell
One night a wild young cowboy came in
Wild as the West Texas wind
Dashing and daring, a drink he was sharing
With wicked Felina, the girl that I loved
So in anger I challenged his right for the love of this maiden
Down went his hand for the gun that he wore
My challenge was answered in less than a heartbeat
The handsome young stranger lay dead on the floor
Out through the back door of Rosa's I ran
Out where the horses were tied
I caught a good one, it looked like it could run
Up on its back and away I did ride
Just as fast as I could
From the West Texas town of El Paso
Out to the badlands of New Mexico
Back in El Paso my life would be worthless
Everything's gone in life, nothing is left
It's been so long since I've seen the young maiden
My love is stronger than my fear of death
I saddled up and away I did go
Riding alone in the dark
Maybe tomorrow a bullet may find me
Tonight nothing's worse than this pain in my heart
And at last, here I am on the hill, overlooking El Paso
I can see Rosa's Cantina below
My love is strong and it pushes me onward
Down off the hill to Felina I go
Off to my right I see five mounted cowboys
Off to my left ride a dozen or more
Shouting and shooting, I can't let them catch me
I have to make it to Rosa's back door
Something is dreadfully wrong, for I feel
A deep burning pain in my side
Though I am trying to stay in the saddle
I'm getting weary, unable to ride
But my love for Felina is strong and I rise where I've fallen
Though I am weary, I can't stop to rest
I see the white puff of smoke from the rifle
I feel the bullet go deep in my chest
From out of nowhere Felina has found me
Kissing my cheek as she kneels by my side
Cradled by two loving arms that I'll die for
One little kiss and Felina, goodbye
ANGUS IS BACK! One better!
Woooooah, oooooh!
(Downloading upgrade)
I have drowned in the fires
But haven't lost my soul
Fallen hero, a legend now I'm reborn
Glory left my hammer
But now I wield the sword
Of primal power, created once by the Gods
My body was dead, I couldn't have been deader
But I came right back one better!
Woooooah, oooooh!
And my light will shine forever
It all has come together
Woooooah, oooooh!
I'm the Master of the Universe
Woooooah, oooooh!
And my green has turned to gold
New forces will unfold
Woooooah, oooooh!
Hail the Master of the Universe
Evil ruled in the future
But now I'll change the past
Darkest darkness, your end is nearing at last
I will save all the people
Of every galaxy
Mighty hero, back in real reality
I got stabbed through my old armour made of leather
But guess who's back one better!
Woooooah, oooooh!
And my light will shine forever
It all has come together
Woooooah, oooooh!
I'm the Master of the Universe
Woooooah, oooooh!
And my green has turned to gold
New forces will unfold
Woooooah, oooooh!
Hail the Master of the Universe
Woooooah, oooooh!
And my light will shine forever
It all has come together
Woooooah, oooooh!
I'm the Master of the Universe
Woooooah, oooooh!
And my light will shine forever
It all has come together
Woooooah, oooooh!
I'm the Master of the Universe
Woooooah, oooooh!
And my green has turned to gold
New features will unfold
Woooooah, oooooh!
Hail the Master of the Universe
Of the universe!
(Upgrade complete)
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In an anarchist dwelling,
So humble and so mean,
Oh, smell the pungent odour
Of nitroglycerin.
And while busy making fuses,
And filling cans with nails,
The little Slavic children
Set up this mournful wail...
...Well, its Sister Jenny's turn to throw the bomb!
Oh, well the last one,
It was thrown by Brother Thom!
Oh, poor mother's aim is bad,
And the cops, they all know dad,
So it's Sister Jenny's turn to throw the bomb!
Sister Jenny, she came back
And stood by her mother's side.
Her little eyes were shining
With a sort of girlish pride.
She said, "Oh tell me, mother,
Don't you think that I did well?"
"Well yes you did, and bless you child,
You blew 'em all to... pieces."
Well, its Sister Jenny's turn to throw the bomb!
Oh, well the last one,
It was thrown by Brother Thom!
Oh, poor mother's aim is bad,
And the cops, they all know dad,
So it's Sister Jenny's turn to throw the bomb!
Well, its Sister Jenny's turn to throw the bomb!
Oh, well the last one,
It was thrown by Brother Thom!
Oh, poor mother's aim is bad,
And the cops, they all know dad,
So it's Sister Jenny's turn to throw the bomb! Bomb!! Bomb!!!
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A for...ANDAR-WEAR!
B for...BHEGETABLES!
C for...C-SHORE!
D for...DHELE-PHONE!
E for...EEEDIOTS!!
F for...FOLICE!
G for...GHEEBRA!
H for...HAUSTRALIA!
I for...INGLAND!
J for...JHEROX-COPY!
K for...KOMPUTAR!
L for...L-EPHANT!
M for...MMM'IDIATELY!!
N for...'NIKKERS!
O for...'OSPITAL!
P for...PULL STOP.
Q for...Q-RIOSITY!
R for...R-MEEE!
S for...S-KIMO!
T for...'TAY-TION!
U for...UMITABH BACHCHAN!
V for...VIFE!!!
W for...WOMIT!
X for...X-AMPLE!
Y for...Y-PER!
Zed for...ZUPERMAAAN!!!
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Long-haired preachers come out every night
Try to tell you what's wrong and what's right
But when asked about something to eat
They will answer with voices so sweet:
You will eat by and by
In that glorious land above the sky
Work and pray , live on hay
You'll get pie in the sky when you die
And the Starvation Army they play
And they sing and they clap and they pray
Till they get all your coin on the drum
Then they tell you when you are on the bum
You will eat by and by
In that glorious land above the sky
Work and pray , live on hay
You'll get pie in the sky when you die
Holy-rollers and jumpers come out
They holler, they jump, and they shout
Give your money to Jesus they say
He will cure all diseases away
You will eat by and by
In that glorious land above the sky
Work and pray , live on hay
You'll get pie in the sky when you die
If you fight hard for children and wife
Try to get something good in this life
You're a sinner and bad man, they tell
When you die you will sure go to Hell
You will eat by and by
In that glorious land above the sky
Work and pray , live on hay
You'll get pie in the sky when you die
Working folk of all countries unite
Side by side we for freedom will fight
When the world and its wealth we have gained
To the grafters we'll sing this refrain:
You will eat by and by
When you've learned how to cook and how to fry
Chop some wood, 'twill do you good
And you'll eat in the Sweet Bye and Bye
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All I do is grunt and groan
Hurts me to walk anywhere
Went to see my physician (Dr. Jones!)
He took my trousers oough, told me to cough
to discuss!
He tells me any day, I might have to wear a truss!
All the time, such aggravation
Gonna be my ruination
Got to have an operation!
Feel so old, too much bad pain
Good god! Drives me insane!
Can't run, barely crawl,
Got a bulge in my intestinal wall
Walk real funny, bless my soul,
Can't play tennis - and it's hard to bowl!
- Say it!
Now I'm sick of all this dancin' anyhow!
Hurts me bad in a tender location
Had enough humiliation
Got to have an operation!
I-
Can't get up, can't bend over
Now I-
...Wait a minute!
You may not be familiar with the common types
Of hernias that you could get!
So just settle down, let me clue you in!:
There's incomplete...!
Epigastric...!
Bladder...!
Strangulated...!
Lumbar hernia...!
Richter's hernia...!
Obstructed...!
...inguinal...
...and direct!
I said it's causin' me such irritation!
- WHOOO!
Have to have my medication
- YEAH!
I
feel
BAD...*WHUMP*!
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Burst of flame, rising up before us
The Forge of heroes past
Our hands beating now in chorus
As molten hammers blast,
This is the realm of glory
The kingdom under grass
Dwarven Forge, filling up our stores we
Forge weapons unsurpassed
Draw the sword
Encrusted hilt shall glow
Spear and axe and halberd
metal white as snow
Keep the fire of Oron
Burning in the deep
Dwarven hand shall never
Let the hammer sleep
Burst of flame, rising up inside us
The Dwarven army goes
Our hearts beating now in chorus
To match the hammers’ blows,
This is the realm of glory,
The kingdom under snows
Dwarven Forge, shielding us in war we,
Shall conquer all our foes!
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A long, long time ago, I can still remember
How that music used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people dance
And maybe they'd be happy for a while
But February made me shiver
With every paper I'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step
I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride
But something touched me deep inside
The Day The Music Died
So bye, bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good ol' boys were drinking whiskey 'n rye, singin'
"This'll be the day that I die"
"This'll be the day that I die"
Did you write the book of love
And do you have faith in God above
If the Bible tells you so?
Now do you believe in Rock'n'Roll?
Can music save your mortal soul?
And can you teach me how to dance real slow?
Well, I know that you're in love with him
'Cause I saw you dancin' in the gym
You both kicked off your shoes
Man, I dig those rhythm and blues!
I was a lonely teenage bronckin' buck
With a pink carnation and a pickup truck
But I knew I was out of luck
The Day the Music Died
I started singing
Bye, bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good ol' boys were drinking whiskey 'n rye, singin'
"This'll be the day that I die"
"This'll be the day that I die"
Now for ten years we've been on our own
And moss grows fat on a (R)ollin' (S)tone
But that's not how it used to be
When the Jester sang for the King and Queen
In a coat he borrowed from James Dean
And a voice that came from you and me
Oh, and while the King was looking down
The Jester stole his thorny crown
The courtroom was adjourned
No verdict was returned!
And while Len(n)ion read a book on Marx
The Quartet practiced in the park
And we sang dirges in the dark
The Day The Music Died
We were singing
Bye, bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good ol' boys were drinking whiskey 'n rye, singin'
"This'll be the day that I die"
"This'll be the day that I die"
Helter-skelter in a summer swelter
The (By)rds flew off with a fallout shelter
Eight miles high and falling fast
It landed foul on the grass
The players tried for a forward pass
With the Jester on the sidelines in a cast
Now the halftime air was sweet perfume
While the sergeants played a marching tune
We all got up to dance
Oh, but we never got the chance
'Cause the players tried to take the field
The Marching Band refused to yield
Do you recall what was revealed
The Day The Music Died?
We started singing
Bye, bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good ol' boys were drinking whiskey 'n rye, singin'
"This'll be the day that I die"
"This'll be the day that I die"
Oh, and there we were all in one place
A generation (L)ost (I)n (S)pace
With no time left to start again
So come on, Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack Flash sat on a candlestick
'Cause fire is the Devil's only friend
Oh, and as I watched him on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
No (A)ngel born in Hell
Could break that Satan's spell
And as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite
I saw Satan laughing with delight
The Day The Music Died
He was singing
Bye, bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good ol' boys were drinking whiskey 'n rye, singin'
"This'll be the day that I die"
"This'll be the day that I die"
I met a girl who sang the Blues
And I asked her for some happy news
But she just smiled and turned away
I went down to the sacred store
Where I'd heard The Music years before
But the man there said The Music wouldn't play
And in the streets, the children screamed
The lovers cried and the poets dreamed
But not a word was spoken
The church bells all were broken
And the three men I admire most
The Father, Son and the Holy Ghost
They caught the last train for the coast
The Day The Music Died
And they were singing
Bye, bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good ol' boys were drinking whiskey 'n rye, singin'
"This'll be the day that I die"
"This'll be the day that I die"
They were singing
Bye, bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good ol' boys were drinking whiskey 'n rye, singin'
"This'll be the day that I die"
"This'll be the day that I die"
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Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws?!?
I wanna do it!
Let's draw straws!
...Three of a kind!
BIRDS OF A FEATHER!
Laaa-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la!
Laaa-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la!
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up real tight!
Throw away the key and then turn off all the lights!
Wait, I've got a better plan
To catch this big, red lobster-man!
Let's pop him in a boiling pot
And when he's done, we'll butter him up!
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, throw him in a box!
Bury him for ninety years, then see if he talks!
...Can take the whole thing over then
He'll be so pleased, I do declare
That he will cook him rare, WHEE!!!
I say that we take a cannon
Aim it at his door, and then
Knock three times and when he answers
Sandy Claws will be no more!
And then Jack will beat us black and green!
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, tie him in a bag!
Throw him in the ocean then see if he is sad!
He'll be so pleased by our success
That he'll reward us too, I'll bet!
Perhaps he'll make his special brew
- Of snake and spider stew, yeeheeheehee!!!
We're his little henchmen
and we take our job with pride
We do our best to please him
And stay on his good side!
I'm not the dumb one!
You're no fun!
Make me!
Entices him to look inside,
And then we'll have him, one, TWO,
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stick!
Lock him up for ninety years, see what makes him tick!
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, chop him into bits!
Mr. Oogie-Boogie is sure to get his kicks!
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, see what we will see!
Lock him in a cage and then throw away the KEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY!!!!!