Tirq is banned for having a fish fetish.
Captain Spalding is banned for blabbing Tirq's secret. There's no reason to be ashamed of being a nymphomaniac, Tirq! Be proud!
El Dios is banned because pride goeth before the fall.
Tirq is banned for being a jirq.
The good captain is banned for being a basketball.
Tiyan Brindle is banned for being Brainy Linted.
Gran is banned for lying about his rank, king, really? Staff Sargent is more likely, or maybe Strep, or Hemopholus...
DJ Bogie is banned for confusing gran rey with a microorganism. Though, I can see how you can make that mistake.
-cleans spectacles-
I stand corrected.
gran rey de los soundwave is banned for encouraging highway robbery
Mark Hoover is banned for looking funny at Gran Rey de Los Whatever.
Quiche Lisp is banned for not having strawberry blond ball (old B52's reference there folks, I'm old!)
gran is just plain banned.
Servant is banned for being unseen. I am the Eye, I must see you or you do not exist.
DJ-Bogie is banned for having lost the rest of the cyclops.
Gran is banned in Stereo. Dolby, son.
gran rey de los surround sound is banned for having the gain set to 0
DJEternalDarkness is banned for not bringing his turntables
Gran is banned for his witty play on words.
The Mad Badger is banned for giving orcs in badger fursuits a good name.
gran rey de los tofurkey is banned for being one to talk.
The voices in my head told me to ban WALLI for excessive periods.
One of the voices said they were you. I knew I shouldn't have trusted that one! You are banned for letting them impersonate you.
DJ Bogie is banned for neglecting to take his obviously necessary medications.
gran rey is banned because he is not a doctor. He only plays one on TV.
Goat Toucher is banned for bringing too much attention to the small print in our legal disclaimers.
gran rey de los stereo is banned for not being on the radio with a name like that
gran rey de los buggles is banned for killing the radio star.
LCP is banned for being Lemure divided by 3.14159.
DJ-Bogie is banned for not finishing his pi.
Bergi is banned for being so delectable.
Midgard Serpent is banned for spewing yeasty venom.
Spanky is banned for using some else's litter box.
Kat's Eye is banned for having marbles in his head.
Spanky is banned for being empty headed.
Kat's Eye is banned for eating my brains while I was sleeping.