BANNED!

[Tirq]

Charles is banned for not memorizing Detect Magic.

[gran rey de los surround sound]

Tirq is banned for thinking something as mundane as a cantrip could overcome my impressive hiding ability.

[Tirq]

gran is banned for thinking I have any knowledge of magic. I'm da melee, see. The sword is usually a dead give away.

[DJ-Bogie]

Tirq is banned for thinking he can hit what he can't see.

[gran rey de los nekkid]

DJ-Bogie is banned for being hung up on this whole vision thing.

Can't see me, I'm nekkid.

[Tirq]

nekkid is banned for wearing his birthday suit when its not his birthday.

[gran rey de los everything]

Tirq is banned for assuming it isn't my birthday when it might be. There is a 1 in 365 chance of that.

[Tirq]

gran is banned for thinking that I, the great and almighty Tirq, would stoop so low as to think that I, the great and almighty Tirq, would repeat myself.

[gran rey de los everything]

Tirq is banned for being delusional, repetitive, and delusional.

[Tirq]

gran is banned for never using his normal alias on this forum anymore.

[Pecan Sandie Duncan]

Tirq is banned for secretly practicing his silly walks on a hovercraft full of eels.

[gran rey de los stereo]

Pecan Sandie Duncan is banned for revealing Tirq's deepest, darkest secret.

Now, reveal his 2nd deepest, darkest secret.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

gran rey de los whatever is banned for wanting to blackmail Tirq. He only has an opened package of hot dogs, a ninja outfit and a jar of petroleum jelly. What do you want from him?!

[Tirq]

The Vicious Chicken of Bristol is banned for forgeting my -1 Sword of Wielder Bane and -3 armor of Goofyness.

[gran rey de los mono]

Tirq is baanned for forgetting his Belly Chain of Ovine Attraction.

[ArianDynas]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Tirq is baanned for forgetting his Belly Chain of Ovine Attraction.

Gran rey de los mono is banned for not having an avatar.

[gran rey de los everything]

ArianDynas is banned for the umpteenth person to complain about my not having an avatar. Seriously people, what's the big problem? Maybe if there were a bacon avatar I would use that.

[ArianDynas]

gran rey de los everything wrote:

ArianDynas is banned for the umpteenth person to complain about my not having an avatar. Seriously people, what's the big problem? Maybe if there were a bacon avatar I would use that.

Gran rey de los everything is banned for being disrespectful, whining, eating bacon (It's unhealthy for ya, don'cha know?) and not having an avatar.

Double banned. :P

ADDENDUM: Oh and banned for being named gran rey de los everything. :P

[gran rey de los stereo]

ArianDynas is banned because the little blue buggers told me to.

[Tirq]

Gran is banned for thinking that we, Smurfs, told him anything.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Tirq is banned for being a redcap.

[Crimson Jester]

Spanky is banned for that darned grin.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Crimson Jester is banned for playing Crimson and Clover, over and over.

[Dwayne Dibbley]

Aww, hell yeah....

[Tirq]

Dwayne Dibbley is banned for not banning Spanky.

[Dwayne Dibbley]

Tirq is banned for not being Lister.

[Tirq]

Hey, I'm a good listener!!

Dwayne Dibbley is banned for being anti-crossed eyed!

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Tirq is banned for using Something About Mary hair gel......

[Tirq]

Spanky is banned for thinking I don't use Dapper Dan.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Tirq is banned for using Spanky Brand Pommade.

[Tirq]

Spanky is banned for going to a zoo and spanking a monkey.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Tirq is banned for flogging a dolphin at Sea World.

[Tirq]

Spanky is banned for challenging a Gorilla to a duel.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Tirq is banned for duelling banjos in the banyo with a bonobo.

[Tirq]

Spanky is banned for trying to out eat a shark in a buffalo wing contest.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Tirq is banned for stealing all the chum on the Orca.

[Tirq]

Spanky is banned for scaring an ostrich on top of an elephant. The elephant never saw it coming, man.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Tirq is banned for trying to sell koalas to the quartermaster of the dwarven bear cavalry.

[Tirq]

Spanky is banned for trying to buy a giant robot version of a Catfish.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Tirq is banned for trying to teach a dogfish to heel on a leash.

[Tirq]

Spanky is banned for trying to infiltrate the Dogs Training Academy dressed like a sack of Potatoes.

[ArianDynas]

Both of you are banned for hogging all the space.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Tirq is banned for getting his bacon katana in my meat shield.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

ArianDynas is banned by Pigs in Space.

[Tirq]

ArianDynas is banned for Ninja'ing Spanky.

Spanky is banned for putting his Meat Shield in front of my Bacon Katana.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Tirq is banned because commoners wielding pastrami ninja to's are illegal in my prefecture.

[Tirq]

Spanky is banned for being in the wrong prefecture.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Tirq is banned for selling cut rate pepperoni scimitars made with filler.

[Tirq]

Spanky is banned for buy fake Balogne Lances.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Tirq is banned for starting a ban duel and not inviting anyone to watch...or offering any delicious meat to guests.