Huberta Cumberdale
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Strength of what type? There are numerous kinds of strength.I tend break smaller companions. Require... durability. Oh, dear.. Who did you break?!
Tirq is banned for bashing my clinic's hygiene levels. That culture sample of pudding bacterium was kept in a clean place!
Tirq is banned for getting into my clinic's fridge and eating all the culture samples, whether my license is expired or no.
You are banned for carrying a rare strain of Pink Eye.
But for now, at least, it's my win alone.
Ah. Very well. YAAR! I BE A PIRATE! is banned for resisting.
TVCoB is banned for blowing my cover. I wasn't going to reveal my position unless the pirate resisted.
YAAR! I BE A PIRATE is banned because he caught something nasty from this habit, and needs to be under quarantine.
Unfortunately Unappetizing
DJ Bogie is banned for confusing gran rey with a microorganism. Though, I can see how you can make that mistake.
The good captain is banned for being a basketball.
SlaadiClaws is banned for checking for Christmas bribes long after they'd been devoured.
Tirq is banned for being blatantly whimsical
People begin returning your phone calls, but it's more for their sake than yours. Suddenly, they find your shoulder perfect to cry on... for any reason, no matter how trivial. You can hardly get a word in edgewise with how they grovel. I wish people understood the virtues of the sternum bush.
There. I hope you enjoy them. I might have gotten creative with the mixing of reagents, though, so... The next poster knows my middle name.
You get to join a band with the position you requested, but it sucked. The singer was always flat and the drummer had a neurological disorder that affected his abilities(but you didn't have the heart to kick him out). I wish the giraffe in the steam shower would stop spitting in the soap dish.
Be that as it may, any old unnamed hack can steal the win, if only for a little while.
You complete your packing, but because you were in a hurry, the contents spill out of their containers in transit, causing you to be in a bad mood when the gaming begins (you had to do MORE work). I wish spicy food agreed with me.
You manage to ween off of coffee and caffeine, but after many years of bliss, you splurge JUST ONCE and get a heart attack from it. I wish bugs would find me less delicious.
Prepared for Foul Shenanigans
You get better at ninja'ing people so much that they all quit the site out of annoyance. You are alone. I wish I could eliminate athlete's foot from planet earth without the aid of the modern pharmaceutical industry.
Absolutely correct
Surprising Sharp, This One
Bach's worst enemy
Rash at the best of times, Impetuous at worst
Xiahou Dun's Midday Snack
Dead Wringer to a dead wringer
Astigmatism's vengeance. Also, 20/20. |