Which is all well and good, but the vinaigrette keeps leaking through the floorboards.
The next poster knows the secret language of table sauces.
#&^@#*(&!@^#!^) #&!*&#%( ^&^ #!*)(& #&!#)
!@&^# &^# ^# &*@^ #_!&#*(^@*&% #*&!%@ #^@%(#*!&%^&@^%
I do but they usually don't have many good stories, and ketchup is always fighting with mayonnaise over who is better.
Next poster thinks he's a better saus than ketchup.
Why are you shouting back at me everything I say? HOW RUDE!
The next poster is so rude we like it.
I shan't mince words nor spare you teary beady eyes: you are all utter failures... as gnomes ! (As members of other species, you're all rather decent beings, and that's the truth of it. But as gnomes ? Nay, I say to ye !)
The next poster is a riot.
CHAOS!! MAYHEM!! ANARCHY!!
The next poster is going to tell me why they're stalking me.
EDIT: Because the Helsingfors is with you, and I'm jealous.
The next poster is the director of the All-Galaxy Kender-on-Kender Love League.
One of the curses of having a dragon sized tail, fortunately it never hurts...unfortunately I spend a lot of money at the Home Depot.
The next poster offers free home instillation of something bizarre.
You get a free home installation of a artificial leg!
Next poster has a very strange text message and will tell us all about it.
They were coveting my treasure pile, it MINE MINE MINE.
The next poster tastes good with ketchup.
No I don't! *backing up* You can't grill me! Don't roast me!! Don't Fry me!!! AAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Next poster isn't interested in eating me.
I am never amused by such subtle lapses, however vaguely bawdy they seem.
I laugh the most when someone eats a flashy pie in the face in slow motion with CGI arrows pointing at the pie and with rolling thunder and canned TV laughs in the background.
In truth, I'm such a normally sophisticated gnome that crassness relaxes me.
The next poster has invented a device related to penguins.
I put both of my hands in the air, and none grabbed them !
I feel so rejected !
The next poster is too trustful.
Perhaps, but if Prince Obgewewe is reading this, I've given you my bank account details, and I can't wait for that $5m in looted oil money to start flooding in!
The next poster is the Leader of the Pack
So what if I chose to pick up girls at the candy store, and were I come from YOU live on the wrong side of the tracks.
The next poster tried to start a Shangri-Las cover band with a unique twist.
Or is it everyone else who walks upside down ?
The next poster walks in reverse.
There right over there, ah shucks that's just Macklamore.
The next poster will be the next white wrapper.
OH YEAH! Once I figured out I wasn't any good at fourplay I got an English degree.
The next poster studied a useless major and got a worthless degree.
No law can limit nor contain a true mistress of the arcane!
The next poster will share a secret with us.
I am not a Doctor and I have never played one on TV.
The next poster wishes they would bring back Quincy M.E.
"To want it".
The next poster is a musician.
I hate internally consistent rules systems, but I also hate playing without them. I hate everything, for I am Grouchy Smurf.
I wish there weren't so many cats on the internet.
Live with it. This isn't the wish thread.
The next poster prefers their [smvrf] avatar.
It was a very small dragon, it run of to get its mom. Pff cry-baby...
Next poster will deal with the baby dragons mom.
True, but I sure enjoyed watching Cowboys and Aliens.
The next poster is an Illegal Cowboy.
Just in case I start to feel a little snacky.
The next poster was almost an Orc snack, but escaped in a peculiar way.
Tiptoe... through the orc's guts... Good job I'm thin...
The next poster conducted the Berlin Philharmonic Orc.
Lisa Stevens for President in 2016!!
The next poster will explain the Pathfinder plan to revitalize the national economy.
Get everyone to "buy into" the plan and invest in thousands of supplementary economic boosts, only to switch the plan after the first term requiring the public to "but into" a new plan (even when the old plan was satisfactory) and spread out all the economic boosts so that to completely regain all the benefits of the old plan with the new plan the public will have to "but into" three times as many investing materials as before.
The next poster is forming a new party.
*CRASH* Dang that's the third car I've wrecked this month.
Like a good neighbor the Next Poster is There.