Okay, fine its because they keep out the rats.. really big rats...
The next poster knows what the red button is for!!!
Yeah, because I pushed it... I'm sorry guys...
Next poster has a good plan for when the world ends.
BRAIIIIIINS!!!!
The next poster doesn't agree.
Hu ? What ? Hahem ? Ahum ? Nuh ! Omf ! Mmmmf ! Brain ?
The poster loves bananas. Hu... I mean: next... the next poster !
Guuuuh...
Monkey nuts. And Grapes.
And that's why they call me - GLADYS OF BARSOOM!
The next poster would rather have Deja Vu than Dejah Thoris.
Yes, I'm a great fan of Gonad the Barbarian.
The next poster can see both sides of the argument.
Gonad the Barbarian looks pretty much the same from both sides.
The next poster has a business idea dealing with banths.
I intend to cross-breed them with bnidets.
The next poster knows what happens if you Just Add Water.
Oh... would that my eyes had never witnessed such devastation...
The next poster isn't quite ready to give up the metal bikinis.
I armour the whole cod.
The next poster has climbed to the top of the nipple tassle feat tree.
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It takes several levels and a long list of feat taxes, but in the end it's worth it: You get to become Secretary of State for Commonwealth Affairs!
The next poster can't tell the difference between Orson Welles and George Orwell.
I think one was an actor, and the other one just acted out. Or something like that.
The next poster knows what the solution is.
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Law? What law? I'm a cat. Now feed me tuna.
The next poster knows where a nice patch of 'nip can be found, and is bribeable.
I only ask for a tuft of your fur in exchange for the catnip... kitty, kitty, kitty !
The next poster works in the medieval fantasy showbiz industry.
I only ask for a tuft of your fur in exchange for the catnip... kitty, kitty, kitty !
The next poster works in the medieval fantasy showbiz industry.
Hey, I said a bribe, not access to my soul.
And behind the scenes, it ain't nearly so fantastic. "Hurry up and wait" applies to showbiz, too.
The next poster is thinking of a neat costume for the Halloween party.
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Um, actually, I sort of stole it from Nolan's trick-or-treat bowl.
The next poster remembers to point the flashlight away from his/her face.
That's not the sun shining out of my...
The next poster has some makeup tips from Iggwilv.
Fireball is actually better than burring hands for getting that 'just scorched' look right, or maybe it's Maybelline.
The next poster has just enough fashion sense to tell us what the new black will be, but will probably be wrong.
Gnome will be the new black !
The next poster is in love with a Neothelid.
What can I say? Our minds met across a crowded cavern, and the rest was history. (Cue the... Which musical instruments are used to play schmaltzy romantic music on Golarion, anyway?)
The next poster isn't falling for that old line.
Dude. I'm a dragon with wings why would I be walking in your dreams.
The next poster fell out of heaven, but not for the reason we all think.
They never bothered with evidence. The whole world was watching.
The next poster needs to watch out for low-flying crocodilians.
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That's what I get for vacationing in Australia. The locals just give me this "Yeah, so what?" kind of look when I try to broach the topic.
The next poster recently discovered some of Dante Alighieri's long-lost notes from when he was writing The Divine Comedy, which describe in stunning detail 2 more layers of Hell, 4 more of Heaven, and 3 more completely different afterlife realms to boot.
Yeah... It certainly wasn't what I expected, I can tell you that. I guess it happens, sometimes the publisher just cuts some of it, and you have different versions. Now, the Inferno lost verses were more or less what you would expect: A slime layer and a blood layer. The extra Heavens were a bit more odd, but you could certainly tell why they were cut: Sex. With a large focus on left-handedness and felt hats. It is interesting that these lost layers of Hell and Heaven would make the official number eleven, in both cases. This number does hold true in the three other afterlives: Primeval fey forests, large battlefields where berserkers fight it out and party for eternity, and, for some reason, Chicago.
The next poster draws large conclusions from this.
There is an afterlife!
The next poster wants to talk about something completely different.
For some reason, I hear "The Liberty Bell" playing in the background.
The next poster has had a dream in which all of the action was animated.
Oh, what big eyes you have.
All the better to DRAGON BALL ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
The next poster knows what the next best thing from Japan will be.
Yes, I had. And now, I must find out what it means. On multiple levels. And how it fits into my plans of world domination.
Because if that means "like in a cartoon", it bodes ill for my most serious plans of world domination.
If it isn't about toons... I litteraly don't know what that means :-].
Except that you hu-mans (or snow tigers, as it were) talk funny.
The next poster is endowed.
I have been ninja'ed... by a dragon !
This is very humiliating, Mythril sama. My honor is soiled and my soul cannot know peace.
The next big thing from Japan will be hilarious seppuku (at least for me).
Ossssssss ! Kiiiiiiiii ! Urggggggh !
The next poster is very childish.
I tried to accomplish seppuku, but... it hurt too much, so I stopped in the middle of it ! Now my tummy hurts !
So childish...
The next poster is endowed.
I am not a gnome! Yay!
The next poster has an ear-foot-and-mouth problem.
[looks down]
I have no foot !
[feels his ears]
I have halfling ears !
[puts his hand in his mouth]
I gam infabt a mulfoormm halflu-ling ! I wont tu dye !
[chokes to death]
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Which is fortunate for me, since I live in that part of Cali.
The next poster is helping the rest of us dig a hasty grave.
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Too true! A hasty grave is dug and finished. All I need is a coffin (or two) and, hmm, more dirt. Odd, I'm not taking this one soul across the River Styx.
The next poster will discuss the pro and cons of a sensible afterlife.
If your choice is eternal torment, eternal sex with left handed women with felt hats, primeval fey forests, Valhalla, and Chicago, it may be worth it to put in the special requirements of getting to Valhalla.
The next poster has a better idea.
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Matt Damon.
*shakes its head sadly, tries to suppress a shudder*
Matt Damon.
How about them apples?
The next poster loves Reindeer Games because of Ben Aflack and will now try to convince us all it should have won an Oscar.
Do you mean the guy or the goose?
The next poster can specify which.
The Goose of course.
The Next Poster is the Worlds Biggest Fan of Howard the Duck!
Steve Gerber is a great comic book writer until Hollywood ruined his name.
The Next Poster will explain the necessities of a good breakfast, lunch and dinner. And I mean all three...
Well all three when evenly spaced throughout the day provide and even balance and weight distribution to the stomach area. Equal intake and out put is necessary to ensure that naps are not interrupted by gastraldisruptus.
The next poster is furious that the last poster forgot Elevensies.
He didn't even mention elevensies !
How could he not ? That's outrageous ! By Jove, elevensies are so... I mean, they are... !
What are they ? I... I forgot myself 0-° !
The next poster will be very hush-hush.
shhhhhhh
The next poster knows what I am talking about but will only tell for the right price.