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My secret is out !

I'm a cross between and eggplant and an irate Mc Donald's customer ! I hate the world for my mishappen... shape !

I attribute my failings to the universal malice of all other people ! I have a special dictionary with 280 synonyms of "pain" in it !

I mutate daily in the most hideous ways conceivable to conscious beings ! Nyarlathotep once cried because I was such a bully with it/this/that/thingie/ !

I swore an oath to use as many exclamation marks in a post as I could !

The next poster has asthma or he loves My Little Pony !

Scarab Sages

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Asthma, definately asthma.

The next poster sat thru 12 hours of My Little Pony, even though he/she does not have a kid.


............................

i am speachless.

this is AMAZING!

the next poster has developed a way to preform eye surgery that costs barely anything and is entirely painless. thing is, it has a hitch.


I would work just fine, if only I could take the eye out first...

The next poster is a greath cook.

Liberty's Edge

*Pulls out dry noodles, dumps unopened jar on them* TA-DA!!!

The next poster is somehow worse.


Well I'm just eating the can. Not the stuff in it, just the can. It's kind of hard, in different ways.

The next poster wouldn't mind having that diner with me.

Liberty's Edge

With my eating tastes...

the next poster joined a fandom.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16

1 person marked this as a favorite.

ALL HAIL I'M HIDING IN YOUR CLOSET!!!!

The next poster is not going to let THAT happen again.

Silver Crusade

*Closet Clown Scary No No No Purple Devil I Will Hide Under Blanket*

*Give New Face Now Want Dinosaur Superhero*

Liberty's Edge

I call him REX Steel. Robotic Exoskeleton...Xenomorph.

The next poster suffered an unliekly accident.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16

The toilet seat from an exploding space station fell out of the sky and almost killed me.

The next poster wasn't as lucky.

Liberty's Edge

I was hit. Several times. Backwards. With m eyes closed.

The next poster can plane shift at will.


Real handy when the plane is full. I also find it keeps my luggage from getting lost since it always shifts to the same plane with me. I especially like it when I shift from coach to first class.

The next poster will discover a secret stash of Twinkies, only to find that they are being protected by a force they cannot defeat.

Liberty's Edge

...Aroden!!!

The next poster can't see color.


your eyes look perfectly normal.

the next poster has dyed their hair bright red


Gotta hide the white stripe from the duelling scar.

The next poster like pointy objects.


Yes ! I like pointy... things... with sharp points !

The next poster has realized how Gruumash is an outstanding person.


He's outstanding, all right. I've never seen so badly dressed a pirate !

The next poster is a secret agent.

Liberty's Edge

Sean Connery's less-cool brother, at your service.

The next poster got bushwhacked in an alley.


Stupid goblins. Fire hurts! Oh well, at least all they got away with was the trash I was tossing into the dumpster anyway.

The next poster will reveal their (fake) familial connection to a real-world historical figure.

Liberty's Edge

William Henry Harrison WAS the seventh president!

The next poster rules their own country.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16

It's actually a small city state of confusion.

Then next poster was elected alternate runner up vice-president of a completely useless organization, but is extremely proud of their pseudo accomplishment and will tell us all about it this organization, the office, and their running platform.

Liberty's Edge

my name: Is Paul Ryan.

The next poster started a flame war.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16

A candle lit at both ends just melts in the middle.

The next poster is immune to fire, but thinks they are immune to water.


It's logical! I drank the stuff and didn't die! Lots of people die because of water, I didn't so I'm immune.

Next poster would like to explain things to me, but doesn't have the hart.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16

It takes time to raise red deer to beyond the age of five, once I get one that old & alive (dragons like to snack) I'll have a hart. Then I just might have some time to explain things to you, until then I have stalls to muck and deer to feed.

The next poster has a heart, but keeps it in an usual place.

Liberty's Edge

See "The Warlock's Hairy Heart"

The next poster wished and wished...

Grand Lodge

But my Bones minis are still not here.

The next poster has an abnormal obsession with harpies.

Liberty's Edge

Four fiendish ones nearly killed me. Twice.

The next poster crafted Alchemist's fire.

Grand Lodge

And they all believed it was faulty wiring.

The next poster can only 5' step backwards.

Liberty's Edge

I SERIOUSLY ran out of Dimension Doors NOW!!!

The next poster had an AMAZING day!!!

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16

Shh, don't tell anyone I am spider pig.

The next poster is a supper heroes sidekick wanna be.

Liberty's Edge

Incredi-Boy!!!!

The next poster knows what's up!


Well I know which way is down, so the other must be up, or left, or right. Hmm, not as simple as it looks.

Next poster knows where things are going.


In the center of the Universe, there's this gigantic black hole which I nicknamed "Big Mum Mama"...

The next poster knows how to reverse gravity.

Liberty's Edge

I call it the Taberion

The next poster woke up with a HUGE hangover, which is weird because they only drank tea in front of Downton Abbey,


I had my olympic doll tea party last night, and I think London made the tea Irish.

Next poster knows how to get rid of the hangover.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16

BEERIOS breakfast of champion drinkers, and fraternity dudes!

The next poster was involved in a peculiar hazing incident, and is now compelled to tell us about it.

Liberty's Edge

I...I was on a boat... and then... I @#$%!@ !@#$

the next poster put a sword in their arm


Aaaaagh ! Ooooogh ! I wanted.. to... clean it, and then.... the pain, the pain !

The next poster knows how to stop the pain.

Liberty's Edge

Well, it depends on how committed you are to fixing the problem.

The next poster downloaded the PDF, and thinks the book is better.


The PDF doesn't smell as nice! And it doesn't look as good in bookcase.

The next poster doesn't want to win the lottery.


I am inherently wealthy so I don't need to win it.

The next poster is not nearly as Awesome as Gruumash.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16

What I lack in the awesome scale, I make up for by being "totally radical".

The next poster is stuck in a John Hughes film.

Liberty's Edge

As Principal Vernon. Really.

The next poster will treat us with a Pathfinder based Limerick


There once was a proud Cavalier
Called Alain, who was famed far and near.
He'd some rusty tin pants
A woodwormy lance
And four doz. soft boiled eggs up his rear.

The next poster knows a clean rhyme for 'Alu-Demon'

Liberty's Edge

Are you bein'

The next poster has no control.


YEEEEEEAAAAAGGGGGH ! I AM A MAN-HAM NAMED DAN ! I WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN ! YOU LOSE LOSE LOSE LOSE YOU'RE LOST IN MY CLOSET THERE'S NO EXIT IT'S A SPECIAL MAHOGANY CLOSET WITH BRASS HANDLES IN THE SHAPE OF AN EGG OF A FISH OF A MOUNTAIN ! YESTERDAY I KILLED A YELLOW FLOWER AND LAUGHED UNDER AN UNCARING SKY HO MY GOD HOW ARE SUCH THINGS EVEN POSSIBLE IN YOUR HOLY CREATION ?! HERE ARE MY PANTS THEY ARE VERMILION AND HIDDEN THERE IS A LION HAHAHA I HAVE NO CONTROL AT ALL ! YOU LOSE MORE ! YOU SAY I HAVE AN INFLATED EGO I SAY YOU'RE LIKE A PUNY LEGO ! YOU LOSE AGAIN STOP DOING THAT YOU MAKE IT TOO EASY ! LEGGO ! LEG, GO ! MEGALOMANIA IS MY MIDDLE NAME I HAVE NO CONTROL AT ALL IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT LUCKY 7 ! JESUS WEEPS !

The next poster is a sober individual.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16

hic. IFF yoush saaay sssssooooooo. hic.

The next poster keeps a special bottle of something in a brown bag.

Liberty's Edge

Don't judge me!

The next poster has their own dressing room.

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