<twirls 'stasche> Hey HEY! I want in on this operation nookie. I got some serious munchies after takin' a couple hits off me 'stasche. Wanna taste? If you're nice, I'll gladly give ya a pearl necklace. Hoo-Hah!
I'll have a taste.
*eats Marijuakurion*
That just made me hungrier.
HEY! WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS! HEY!
Bangs head against the wall
"Why me, why?"
You're not the March Hare...
:: Anoints with lukewarm tea::
I am what I am; what I am is, well what I am.
~sigh~
Tea please, or a nice Lemon-aid
That's logic.
SLUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuRP!
Hello? Why is it dark in here? Where's the door?
It's hard to leave when you can't find the door. </Joe Walsh>
*cracks open a cadburry egg and sucks down the contents, discarding the chocolate shell*
Hello? Why is it dark in here? Where's the door?stop smoking yourself.
He's in my belly.
what is THAT smell...? Can someone turn on the light so I can see what I stepped in?
How doth the nile crocodile improve his shining tail, and pour the waters of the nile on every golden scale?
This tea... it needs more cow bell.
*produces a Liberty bell with a cow's head for a clanger from within his extradimensional satchel* This will suffice, I hope?
::Serves Walken tea in a cow bell::
Pray, ring yours, good gentleman. Haps it may summon the Hare.
man i got a splitting headache. it's like echoing in here. can someone turn on the lights so i can ... what was that snaking between my legs? i got a bad feeling about this...
::Serves Walken tea in a cow bell::
Pray, ring yours, good gentleman. Haps it may summon the Hair.
Fixed that for you.
man i got a splitting headache. it's like echoing in here. can someone turn on the lights so i can ... what was that snaking between my legs? i got a bad feeling about this...Don't shoot; the compactor walls are shielded against blasters.
*uses Telekinesis to pull the trigger from outside*
Oh dear me, did you hear that? Sounded like a shot.
Fixed that for you.::Serves Walken tea in a cow bell::
Pray, ring yours, good gentleman. Haps it may summon the Hair.
::Pours steaming pot of tea over the Jester::
I've got worms.
Stop spilling tea on me! Please!
I've got worms.
*Bellows from the distance*
I've got worms.*Bellows from the distance*
Sorry guys, gotta go. Here's my ride.
Wheres the beef?
Here's the surf, so where's the turf?
Wheres the beef?Here's the surf, so where's the turf?
*eats the lobster*
*eats some dirt*
I don't know what all the fuss is about.
Wheres the beef?Here's the surf, so where's the turf?*eats the lobster*
*eats some dirt*
I don't know what all the fuss is about.
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, that Lobster looked pretty rank. You should, like, join an eating contest or something. Huhuhuhuhu.
Wheres the beef?Here's the surf, so where's the turf?*eats the lobster*
*eats some dirt*
I don't know what all the fuss is about.
It smells like my older brothers room in here...
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, that Lobster looked pretty rank. You should, like, join an eating contest or something. Huhuhuhuhu.Wheres the beef?Here's the surf, so where's the turf?*eats the lobster*
*eats some dirt*
I don't know what all the fuss is about.
I like contest.
*eats the caterpillar*
What do I win?
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, that Lobster looked pretty rank. You should, like, join an eating contest or something. Huhuhuhuhu.Wheres the beef?Here's the surf, so where's the turf?*eats the lobster*
*eats some dirt*
I don't know what all the fuss is about.
I like contest.
*eats the caterpillar*
What do I win?
*sprays silk around tweedle dumbass, making him look like a giant ravenous cotton-candy*
Mmmmmm, you look delicious... and I got the serious munchies. Ahuhuhuhuhuhuhuh.
*Eats Tweedledumbass*
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, that Lobster looked pretty rank. You should, like, join an eating contest or something. Huhuhuhuhu.Wheres the beef?Here's the surf, so where's the turf?*eats the lobster*
*eats some dirt*
I don't know what all the fuss is about.
I like contest.
*eats the caterpillar*
What do I win?
*sprays silk around tweedle dumbass, making him look like a giant ravenous cotton-candy*
Mmmmmm, you look delicious... and I got the serious munchies. Ahuhuhuhuhuhuhuh.
*Eats Tweedledumbass*
Wait, who just ate who?
I'm confused.
Jove's thunderbolts!
The Ouroboros Effect!
Everybody run!
Jove's thunderbolts!
The Ouroboros Effect!
Everybody run!
*enjoys the chaos*
*sips tea*
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, that Lobster looked pretty rank. You should, like, join an eating contest or something. Huhuhuhuhu.Wheres the beef?Here's the surf, so where's the turf?*eats the lobster*
*eats some dirt*
I don't know what all the fuss is about.
I like contest.
*eats the caterpillar*
What do I win?
*sprays silk around tweedle dumbass, making him look like a giant ravenous cotton-candy*
Mmmmmm, you look delicious... and I got the serious munchies. Ahuhuhuhuhuhuhuh.
*Eats Tweedledumbass*
Wait, who just ate who?
I'm confused.
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, my stomach is talking! Ahuhuhuhuhuhuh, check it out!
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Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, my stomach is talking! Ahuhuhuhuhuhuh, check it out!*Eats Tweedledumbass*Wait, who just ate who?
I'm confused.
Ah, the Caterpillarcon is like Soundwave and carries its minionions in it's chest.
{sets down shopping bag of Doritoes, beef jerky, and 12pk of antifreeze for when Megatron gets the munchies}
Ah, the Caterpillarcon is like Soundwave and carries its minionions in it's chest.Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, my stomach is talking! Ahuhuhuhuhuhuh, check it out!*Eats Tweedledumbass*Wait, who just ate who?
I'm confused.
Efficient if nothing else.
*sips*
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, my stomach is talking! Ahuhuhuhuhuhuh, check it out!Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, that Lobster looked pretty rank. You should, like, join an eating contest or something. Huhuhuhuhu.Wheres the beef?Here's the surf, so where's the turf?*eats the lobster*
*eats some dirt*
I don't know what all the fuss is about.
I like contest.
*eats the caterpillar*
What do I win?
*sprays silk around tweedle dumbass, making him look like a giant ravenous cotton-candy*
Mmmmmm, you look delicious... and I got the serious munchies. Ahuhuhuhuhuhuhuh.
*Eats Tweedledumbass*
Wait, who just ate who?
I'm confused.
Ugh...what fell on me in here? It's filthy... don't ruin the robes, man! <brushes off dirt>
...what swam past my feeeeeet?
This ain't funny. GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
<twirls 'stasche> What if I light up ... what would happen...?
<strikes match>
Ugh...what fell on me in here? It's filthy... don't ruin the robes, man! <brushes off dirt>
...what swam past my feeeeeet?
This ain't funny. GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
<twirls 'stasche> What if I light up ... what would happen...?
<strikes match>
*takes a long drag of his hookah*
Thaaaaaaaaaat ought to settle my stomach!
It's dark in here and tastes like digestion.
I just dropped in to say farewell to my fellow Lewis Carroll fans. Now I'm off to meet the man himself, and to see what new kinds of puzzles I can come up with in the next world.
{holds up a lighter and remains silent for a minute}
{then lights the hookah}
*barfs up Tweedledumbass*
Duuuuuuuuude, he's covered in silk again!
I look pretty.
do you know how hard it is to find a roomba charger arond here?
I had to travel all the way to the chessboard desert to find one.
what is this sticky stuff?
You've gone and sat in the honeypot, sir. Now we can't have honeyed tea, and a bear seems to be annoyed with you.