Lobster of Eire's page

That's a pretty impressive pillar of fire right there.

It's a BALL!

*PINCH*

Oh hohohohohoho! I'm back baby!

*PINCH*

Since this thread is full of idiots, no one will expect to find me here.

*rots in the sun next to Spanish Inquisitor*

Gary Teter wrote:

Nothing nefarious, I assure you.

That's what she said.

Then the Albino Lobster Men from Pluto turned up and showed everyone the true meaning of nefarious.

shudders

I be not Albino, says I! Nyahahahaha!

Mr. Fishy just had a hatching day! Mr. Fishy is ten... in fishy years.

No one died. Mr. Fishy hates his hatching day for a reason, it's like Friday the thirteenth every year. The universe punishes Mr. Fishy for not dying.

*Gifts Mr. Fishy with elixir of awesomeness +10*

Aren't you glad you're not a little fry anymore? Well I'm not! I was gonna try an eat ya! Dagnabbit.

Lobster of Eire wrote:

Godfather of Crime! wrote:

Wheres the beef?

Here's the surf, so where's the turf?

*eats the lobster*

*eats some dirt*

I don't know what all the fuss is about.

It smells like my older brothers room in here...

Wheres the beef?

Here's the surf, so where's the turf?

Others still are just meant to annoy... take the poodles for instance!

Har har har har har.

Oh hohohoho.

<-------- Has stink lines from being in the sun too long.

*Pinches the Humpday Monster*

Fifi, The French Poodle wrote:

*has her way with CDP*

Looks like CDP is going to have a green crotch as well. YAP! YAP!

My lap is always green!

Hohehehehehehahahahohoho

You can't get me if you can't see me!

Ahahahaha

*uses shadow jump and hide in plain sight*

Didn't know I was a shadow dancing lobster didja?

Mwahahahahaha!

*Sneak attack pinch!*

You'll never catch me!

Ahahaha

*pinchidy pinch!*

*Pinches Stormraven*

Mwahahahaha! Have at thee!

You cannot stop the Pincher of Briny Bay!

Hahaha!

Lobster of Eire wrote:

*explodes*

BLAMO!

*A new Lobster is left in its place*

Muhahahaha, PINCH!

It's Moorcock's Eternal Crustacean! {quickly hides melted butter}

Mwahahaha!

*PINCH*

*explodes*

BLAMO!

*A new Lobster is left in its place*

Muhahahaha, PINCH!

*Rots in the sun*

But he doesn't blame the Irish?

*PINCH to CDP*

Ahahahaha

Pinchy Pinch!

*pinches everyone he can find*

<----- Uses THACO

pees on the lobster's flamethrower

Aims for CDP's nethers

1d20 + 7 ⇒ (9) + 7 = 16

Does that hit your AC, pinch?

Pinch pinch pinch!

*Uses flamethrower on puppies*

*cinders of former puppy hair are everywhere!*

Pinch

Beware, I've got summon crabs IX prepared!

PINCH!

You kinky bird. I knew I liked you.

Shhhh, I'm a lobster right now.

Pinch.

*Pinches CourtFool's nipples*

Lobster of Eire wrote:

Are you kidding me? They call me the Neuterer of Belfast for a reason!

PINCH

You look kind of familiar.

Sorry, not me.

PINCHY PINCH PINCHIDY PINCH!

Ahahahaha!

Are you kidding me? They call me the Neuterer of Belfast for a reason!

PINCH

Ahahahaha

Now, to pinch all the poodles for not coloring their fur GREEN!

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<-- is all spiffed up.

I'm wearing my green Star Trek Original Series T shirt. ;)

RATS, you're wearing green!

*looks for someone else to pinch*

*sneaks in slowly, pinches Treppa*

PINCH!

Ahahahaha.

PINCH PINCH

AHAHAHA

I love St. Patty's day!

PINCH PINCH