Somewhere beyond the Monitor-Glass, deep in a wood, a banquet table is fully set for afternoon tea.
There, now tea is all ready for the Dormouse and the Hare!
(rolls through)
<twirls his 'stasche> ah, this looks like a good place to kick back, relax, and burn one up while taking a snack.
<sings in a falsetto> trailblazin' with mary jane, my thai ladyboy in P-huket, and my senorita in the south of spain.
Ah, tea! Yes some tea would be good zzz
If you're hot for teacher, light one up! Getit? Van Halen reference? Hot blunts? Hoo-Hah!
I'm smokin' so hot that my students want a hit off the ole 'stasche.
I am a handsome devil, I know. Now where's the red wine...
Here you, go, mousey.
You with the singing -- would you like to steep your leaves in one of our pots?
Does it have resin or coffee grounds? I prefer resin ... it reflects how well I resonate with the ladies. Getit? Hoo-Hah!
I'm big in Bangkok, you know.
Hey Marijuakurion, come on up here!
Wait, whooooo are youuu again?
Hey, I was looking for you. If you let me ride you, I'll let you have a trim off the 'stache. Riding the 'stache. Trim. Getit? Hoo-Hah!
This greenhorn is a bit of a blowhard. Oh, no! It's catchy!
CLEAN CUP! CLEAN CUP! MOVE DOWN, MOVE DOWN!
*hem* Excuse me. Might any of you be able to tell me the way to... oh, tea! I love tea!
Wait a minute... YOU'RE not the Hare!
I think that youuuuuuu and Iiiiiii, are going to get along just fine.
*lounges*
<twirls his stasche'> Well hello there, blonde and beautiful. If you were an ocean full of whiskey and I were a duck, I'd dive down and never come up. Duck. Up. Rhymes close enough! Hoo-Hah!
*Smashes his way through wonderland, punting Jabberwocks and playing cards*
Why is there no Energon here!?
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.
OFF WITH THEIR PUNTS!
*Smashes his way through wonderland, punting Jabberwocks and playing cards*
Why is there no Energon here!?
I believe he turned into that leafy loudmouth...
*Smashes his way through wonderland, punting Jabberwocks and playing cards*
Why is there no Energon here!?
Oh, hello there. Would you like some *yawn* tea?
What the cat said. Duuuuuuude. Don't harsh the buzz and the buds.
Whispers
No mousey, there's no room!
I'm sure I don't know what any of this means.
*electronic grumble*
Fine, yes, I'd love some tea.
*Uncomfortably seats himself in a chair much too small*
I believe he turned into that leafy loudmouth...
Don't hate me because I got a killer 'stasche. <twists and pulls> You know you want to give it a little tug. It might have a happy ending if you know what I mean. Hoo-Hah!
I'm sure I don't know what any of this means.
Sit besides me babe, and if you let me show you the meaning of life, I'll give you a good grade and some extra credit. Hoo-Hah!
*Eyes bug out*
How strange. A mouse, rabbit, and mechanical man taking tea. A caterpillar on a mushroom. And a leafy man making insinuations and very poor near-rhymes. Curiouser and curiouser!
I'm sure I don't know what any of this means.
My dear, all of this means, just not of it signifies.
It's very rude, however, to invite one's self to a private soiree. And anyway, this is in honor of an unbirthday, and the guest of honor is not here!
I'm sure I don't know what any of this means.My dear, all of this means, just not of it signifies.
It's very rude, however, to invite one's self to a private soiree. And anyway, this is in honor of an unbirthday, and the guest of honor is not here!
*Roars*
Why are they not here?! I will destroy them!
Croquet, anyone?
How strange. A mouse, rabbit, and mechanical man taking tea. A caterpillar on a mushroom. And a leafy man making insinuations and very poor near-rhymes. Curiouser and curiouser!
It's tea time. What else would we be taking at tea time?
<twirls stasche> You'll have to excuse me, becoming brides and ungentlemens, I have to ... uh ... take a ... constitutional.
<now where did I put that whizzinator...>
*comes whiffling through the turgey thread*
Burble.
How strange. A mouse, rabbit, and mechanical man taking tea. A caterpillar on a mushroom. And a leafy man making insinuations and very poor near-rhymes. Curiouser and curiouser!It's tea time. What else would we be taking at tea time?
Cybertron! I should be taking Cybertron!
*curtsies*
I beg your pardon, sir. I was just looking for directions, then I can leave you to your party.
*comes whiffling through the turgey thread*
Burble.
*Punts Jabberwock.*
I'm sure I don't know what any of this means.My dear, all of this means, just not of it signifies.
It's very rude, however, to invite one's self to a private soiree. And anyway, this is in honor of an unbirthday, and the guest of honor is not here!
*Roars*
Why are they not here?! I will destroy them!
Urr, um... he was kidnapped by the mysterious man with the green mustache!
:Pours tea for the Dormouse:
Cybertron! I should be taking Cybertron!How strange. A mouse, rabbit, and mechanical man taking tea. A caterpillar on a mushroom. And a leafy man making insinuations and very poor near-rhymes. Curiouser and curiouser!It's tea time. What else would we be taking at tea time?
Why would you be taking cybertron? It goes horridly with tea.
*yawn* Thank you... zzz
*grumbles electronically*
*grumbles electronically*
Well, if you're just going to sit there and grumble, you might as well use your height to hang this banner from the trees.
Cards, anyone?
I thought we agreed, O Queen: no stripping during tea time!
*Hmph*
Very well. Could you zip me up?
*grumbles electronically*Well, if you're just going to sit there and grumble, you might as well use your height to hang this banner from the trees.
** spoiler omitted **
*grumbles as he hangs up the banner, then sits back down*
I can see you are all terribly busy, but could someone possibly point me in the direction of the Emerald City?
*accidentally sits on the jam, but not the mustard*
Did someone say energon city?
<Points daintily north by northwest>
Watch out for the biplanes, dear.