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Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.

So it is.

Hey man, take a hit of this and you'll have some gonzo dreams.

Dave's not here, man.

{looks sideways at catnip bong} Damn man, I just saw a caterpillar.

Hell, all the poodles look like giant frogs too.

Hey, lady, don't bogart that catnip.

Ow, man, that hurts. Why the heck you hit me, man?

*burbles, then goes into a coughing fit*

Naw, man, I'm a caterpillar.

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!

It like... blows my mind! WHOA!

*cough cough cough*

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, that sucks! I'm out!

Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre
Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?

Ugh... I certainly hope that's silk.

Sorry, I'm ready for a good cocooning.

*drip*

Where... where am I? It looks like home, but everything is all sdrawkcab.

Whoa, a talking hairless monkey!

Puff better have some chips.

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, that dragon is talking! Whooooooooa!

The Caterpillar wrote:

Peace LVR wrote:

Man, there's waaaay too many negative waves around here. It's messing with my delicate energy aura.

wanders off to look for a field of flowers

Whoooooooooooooooooooo arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?

*nukes the field while cackling madly*

Mweeheeheeheeheeheehee!!

Sweet, you totally stoked my hoooooooooooooooooooooookah!

Man, there's waaaay too many negative waves around here. It's messing with my delicate energy aura.

wanders off to look for a field of flowers

Whoooooooooooooooooooo arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?

I say, Borg are such douches. I feel sorry for the little white rabbit, but at least they didn't get my friend the March Hare. He probably just ODed or something with that caterpillar fellow.

Duuuuuuuude, that bug in a hat is talking.

*barfs up Tweedledumbass*

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

Duuuuuuuuude, he's covered in silk again!

Ugh...what fell on me in here? It's filthy... don't ruin the robes, man! <brushes off dirt>

...what swam past my feeeeeet?

This ain't funny. GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!

<twirls 'stasche> What if I light up ... what would happen...?

<strikes match>

*takes a long drag of his hookah*

Thaaaaaaaaaat ought to settle my stomach!

The Caterpillar wrote:

Tweedledumbass wrote:

The Caterpillar wrote:

Tweedledumbass wrote:

Lobster of Eire wrote:

Godfather of Crime! wrote:

Wheres the beef?

Here's the surf, so where's the turf?

*eats the lobster*

*eats some dirt*

I don't know what all the fuss is about.

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, that Lobster looked pretty rank. You should, like, join an eating contest or something. Huhuhuhuhu.

I like contest.

*eats the caterpillar*

What do I win?

*sprays silk around tweedle dumbass, making him look like a giant ravenous cotton-candy*

Mmmmmm, you look delicious... and I got the serious munchies. Ahuhuhuhuhuhuhuh.

*Eats Tweedledumbass*

Wait, who just ate who?

I'm confused.

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, my stomach is talking! Ahuhuhuhuhuhuh, check it out!

The Caterpillar wrote:

Tweedledumbass wrote:

Lobster of Eire wrote:

Godfather of Crime! wrote:

Wheres the beef?

Here's the surf, so where's the turf?

*eats the lobster*

*eats some dirt*

I don't know what all the fuss is about.

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, that Lobster looked pretty rank. You should, like, join an eating contest or something. Huhuhuhuhu.

I like contest.

*eats the caterpillar*

What do I win?

*sprays silk around tweedle dumbass, making him look like a giant ravenous cotton-candy*

Mmmmmm, you look delicious... and I got the serious munchies. Ahuhuhuhuhuhuhuh.

*Eats Tweedledumbass*

Lobster of Eire wrote:

Godfather of Crime! wrote:

Wheres the beef?

Here's the surf, so where's the turf?

*eats the lobster*

*eats some dirt*

I don't know what all the fuss is about.

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, that Lobster looked pretty rank. You should, like, join an eating contest or something. Huhuhuhuhu.

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude...

How doth the nile crocodile improve his shining tail, and pour the waters of the nile on every golden scale?

It's hard to leave when you can't find the door. </Joe Walsh>

Duuuuuude, like, where are all the CourtFooooooooooool snacks?

I'll have wings some day.......

Duuuuuuuuude, whoooooooooooooo turned on Escaflowne? I was watching the Foooooooooooooood Network.

*Covers everything in strands of sticky silk*

Duuuuuuuuuuuuude, look how farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I shot that one!

*sprays Tweedledumbass with thick strands of silk*

Duuuuuuuuuude! I make my own cotton candy!

*snags a leaf and a raindrop*

Have youuuuuu ever beeeeeeeeeeen soooooooo thirsty or hungry? Duuuuuuuuude.

*Watches "Mothra" and chuckles*

Why, you're right, of course! I was chasing the white rabbit! Has anyone seen him?

It's so hard to keep my head clear in this place with the clouds of funny smoke. *waves a hand in front of her face and coughs*

Youuuuu will get uuuuuuuused to it.

*Eyes bug out*

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.

I think that youuuuuuu and Iiiiiii, are going to get along just fine.

*lounges*

Wait, whooooo are youuu again?

Hey Marijuakurion, come on up here!