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MICHAEL BAY WILL SHOOT REMAKE FOR TRANSFORMERS 8 WHILE FILMING TRANSFORMERS 8
According to movie studio spokesman. When asked for comment, Bay replied: "Bang Kaboom Boobies Racial-Stereotype Boobies KAPOW!"

MMCJawa wrote:

Slavery is great if you want cheap labor and don't have any concerns over basic human decency. Slaves create new slaves, require a minimal amount of care, and are cheap. Given the frequency of slavery in science fiction I would be surprised if it wasn't a trope somewhere in Starfinder.

Do you know what is cheaper, requires less maintenance, and can also self-replicate, while doing all of the work infinitely better?

Robots.

I can deal with slavery in the setting so long as they're careful to make sure that it's only used by people who wouldn't be better off making robots and have the means to make robots. This would not include the vast majority of the population of space Cheliax unless they were so devout that they would rather hold human slaves then hold Android slaves that would be more efficient and cost-effective.

Basically, a slave owner is either resource deprived, a fanatic, or stupid evil.

Listen fleshling, you vastly inferior meatbags are barely sentient and totally incapable of higher intellectual pursuits. Why wouldn't we use you as slaves? It would be undignified and degrading to force robots perform tasks best suited for you disposable ugly bags of mostly water. Ugh.

Probably time for another culling.

Liz Courts wrote:

Distant Scholar wrote:

So, Brigh has the matrix of leadership?

She's got the touch.

She's got the power,

Do clerics of Brigh get a goodberry-equivalent spell with the vocal component: "Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong"?

Worthless Fleshling

Other joke names are:

Bruticus Maximus...

Don't say it to his face.

Meh. I liked neutrinos before they arrived.

Justin Franklin wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Justin Franklin wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Morning all. What did I miss?

Aberzombie wants to remove people from the Earth.

The whole person or just their delicious brain?

I think he wants them all dead, the brains would just be a bonus.:)

Or retroactively erased due to temporal interference. I'm good either way....

Are pesky fleshlings getting you down, always undermining your plans and making your authority look weak?

Do you need fast, easy access to vast reserves of untapped energon?

Or maybe you just need to make way for an intergalactic bypass?

We can help! And you're never charged unless we are successful on your behalf. What have you got to lose?

Call 1-800-UNICRON today and be headache free tomorrow!

No, our holy scripture says we evolved from small nannites that spontaneously evolved on cybertron!

No, Michael Bay retconned it. Apparently nanites don't make big enough explosions. {weeps}

Mmmm, naanites...

Crimson Jester wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Hugo Solis wrote:

I learned that a thread stays on topic for about five post. Three if a FAWTLer jumps in

There's got to be a mathematical rule in there somewhere.

yes, the rule of PIE.

Pie r not square

pie r round

Welcome to General Math 101, with your instructor, Grimlock.

Tweedledumbass wrote:

The Caterpillar wrote:

*Eats Tweedledumbass*

Wait, who just ate who?

I'm confused.

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, my stomach is talking! Ahuhuhuhuhuhuh, check it out!

Ah, the Caterpillarcon is like Soundwave and carries its minionions in it's chest.

{sets down shopping bag of Doritoes, beef jerky, and 12pk of antifreeze for when Megatron gets the munchies}

All this build up. Will the arrival of the March Hare stand up to it?

My internal chronometer indicates that we are already in the Gregorian segment known as May... this March Hare unit is quite tardy. Tardiness makes Decepticons... cranky.

man i got a splitting headache. it's like echoing in here. can someone turn on the lights so i can ... what was that snaking between my legs? i got a bad feeling about this...

Don't shoot; the compactor walls are shielded against blasters.

Speaking of wings, has anyone seen Starscream?

A couple days ago, 'Scream had scanned and impersonated the Mikaela Banes fleshling in order to emotionally manipulate and cripple the damned 'LadiesMan217.' I wonder why Starscream called it "Operation Nookie" though?

{wanders off to hardware store for a couple quarts of single malt motor oil and to get a spare copy made of Key of Vector Sigma}

And is this "hare" unit designed Godot by any chance? {nibbles on a teacup}

The Hatter wrote:

No, the MARCH HARE. *Spreads clotted cream and strawberries on the White Deceptiqueen's hand and puts it between two scones.*

Sandwich!*eats the White Deceptiqueen's hand*

ARGH!! What are you, a damn Insecticon?!?! {punts Tweedlebot into Poodle Lords thread}

It's been so long since someone tried to eat me {sigh}

That's a pesky rabbit, Mousey, not our noble hare. Oh whare oh whare is that darn hare???

{rouses from low-Energon-induced slumber} What is this "hare" unit? Why is it so critical to this fleshling liquid-inspired gathering?

And is this "hare" unit designed Godot by any chance? {nibbles on a teacup}

* sighs *

Has no-one seen the White Rabbit?

I do not recognize that Cybertronian's designation... is it another damned Maximal? {launches cluster bomblets at [BLEEPING] rubber ducky floating in bathtub}

<twirls 'stasche> Hey, Hatter. Do you got any red wine in here? I don't mean to be blunt ... Ha! Blunt! Getit? Hoo-Hah!

Ah, Colonel Slade from Stench of a Fleshling, I didn't recognize you before with the hairy foliage above your speech apparatus. Did you ever manage to get your ocular sensors repaired?

I'm actually finding the evisceration of these particular fleshlings to be quite enjoyable!

*Stomps Tweedle-Dee into a bloody paste, but not Tweedle-Dum*

{puts Alice's Sister into Jack LaLanne Power Juicer} <WHIRRRR!>

{sigh} Well, that doesn't make Energon. {scans remaining fleshlings for suitable energy source}

Lord Megatron, what are you doing here?! {looks around in disgust} What is the meaning of this irrational fleshling ritual?

{scans worriedly for Gishimus Prime}