The Haiku Game

[JTDIII]

Echoes in tape hiss
In which you hear the voices
Of ghosts far away

[Cuchulainn]

Of ghosts far away,
And of close, kindred spirits
Tales have been woven

[Ventnor]

Tails have been woven
Out of the hair off my back
Disgusting plushies

[Cuchulainn]

Discuss Sting plushies:
The singer or the wrestler
Which one will sell more?

[Ancient Dragon Master]

You know I originally I wanted my avatar name to be Cuchulainn but it said that it was taken
Which one will sell more?
Cuchu

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Which one will sell more:
Church that turns away sinners?
One that welcomes them?

[JTDV]

One that welcomes them?
That's the one to look out for
It will eat you up

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

It will eat you up
Great monster of the garden
It's a gazebo

[JTDV]

It's a gazebo?
Did you mean a Glabrezu?
A big difference

[Cuchulainn]

A big difference
A small similarity
No comparison

[GoatToucher]

No Campari, son?
I require an apertif!
You're a lousy host.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

You're a lousy host
Says Sissyl to girl beneath
It's time to eat you

[Ventnor]

It's time to eat you
"In what way?" I inquired
Context is vital

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Context is vital
But hard to detect online
No one understands

[Cuchulainn]

No one understands
And I don't care to explain
It kills the punchline

[Haladir]

It kills the punchline
To define words you don't know,
Illiterate dunce!

[Ventnor]

Illiterate dunce
Is my superhero name
Foes can't stop laughing

[Sara Marie]

Removed posts. Let's leave politics out of this. Thanks.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Foes can't stop laughing
Few worse feelings than public
Humiliation

[JTDV]

Humiliation
It rhymes with Silmarillion I think I got the syllables correct
If you squint enough

[The Sideromancer]

If you squint enough
no poems make like, any sense
Refrigerator.

[Ventnor]

Rifrigerator
It is not running, Caller
My power is out

[Cuchulainn]

My power is out
Three minutes is not that long
Warning light's blinking

[JTDV]

Warning light's blinking
Time to replace the engine
Do you have a wrench?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Do you have a wrench?
I suspect Colonel Mustard
The Billiard Room

[Sissyl]

The Billiard Room
or as it has become now
the Abattoir

[Ventnor]

"The Abattoir!"
Foe of Adam West Batman
Did furniture crimes

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Did furniture crimes
Before their gruesome murders
Manson family

[JTD]

Manson family
Enjoys Christmas just like you
Don't piss them off though

[Sliska Zafir]

Don't piss them off though
Just expectorate at them
Six bottles will fall

[Ventnor]

Six bottles will fall
Into this plastic bag here
To be recycled

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

To be recycled
Or not to be recycled?
That is the question

[JTDV]

That is the question
The answer is forty-two
Thanks for all the fish!

[Vick Tim]

Thanks for all the fish
But I’m allergic to them
Fish make me gassy

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Fish make me gassy
Bird makes me retain water
The turf is well-done

[Sliska Zafir]

The turf is well-done,
Best grass ever, for baseball,
Lay down, take a nap.

[JTDV]

Lay down, take a nap
Best advice I ever got
Other than "drink beer"!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Other than drink beer,
There ain't much to do but fight
Spaghetti Western

[Sissyl]

Spaghetti western
but rather yakisoba
spaghetti eastern

[Ventnor]

Spaghetti eats tern?
I wish that I was dreaming
Pasta is deadly

[Cuchulainn]

Pasta is dead, Lee
Everyone's eating quinoa
It's a Super Food!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Itza superfood
The chariots of the gods
Those crazy Aztecs!

[Sliska Zafir]

Those crazy-ass techs,
Always building something rad,
Like purple androids.

[Glorbax, Space Entrepreneur]

Like purple androids?
Come on down to Discount Dans!
Robots are half-off!

[Cuchulainn]

Robots are half-off
The legs work, but not the rest
The waist up just sags

[JTDV]

The waist up just sags
Drinking beer again, I see?
A stout and an ale!

[Sliska Zafir]

One stout and one ailed

At two ends of the spectrum,

Like most things in life.

[JTDIII]

Like most things in life
Cheese is always the answer
Now just fancy that