Dagnabbit! Zombeh's gone tharn agin! Someone fetch me some hippeh brains quick!
Ah has dragon breath. Ayup.
Two by two, pigeons of blue
Gaul Dang Hippies!
Don't bother me while I make moonshine. I av my mouthwash. Nah, where's mah dentures.
ayup
Ayup.
Where's my pizza?
Ah-yup.
Mammehs cookin' sum zombeh pizza girl is what she's thinkin'
Reckin'. I jess needs sum spices, like Myrrh and Frankincense to cover up the tainted meat stank
Wut?
Ya maight wanna use sum smoked paprika two, Mammeh. Ah'll hep ya chop uhp sum garlik and teh Trinity fuh da gumbo.
Well, yewwins jest take it easy there pizza girl. I made up a nice bath for yeh ovah here in mah cauldron, see? Why don't yeh take a nice bath, and I'll add some of Mammeh's special bath seasonings in for yeh!
Ah ain't had no baf in sew long ah kant a'member win. {climbs into cauldron} Ya dun gots da water awl toasty warm fur meh too.
Soups on! Be a few for the meat softens
ayyup.
rekkin.
COME AN' GETTIT!
Rings dinner bell
{fades in} Mmmm, sumpin shur smells gud, Mammeh. Yah stihl teh finest cook ihn dese hear parts.
{hand passes through food} Hay! Ah kaint even tuch da vittehs! Darnit!
Whell shewt thankeesai thar Spookalina! Here use my Ghost touch +3 ladle if'n yew wanna taste the stew..
[i]Oink![/]
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I make yeh zombeh stew all special an' yewwins want bacon? Yeh can't et that one thar till I gets my homeowners policy back.
Squee?
Squee! {runs}
That thar's good eatins!!
*click click*
Boom!
{dodges buckshot} SQUEEEEE! {squeezes under porch} snort, snort, snort
ayyyup.