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BLAM!!!!!!!!


After a wide miss, the pigeon hops off the weather vein and scurries through a hole in the roof of the barn

Scarab Sages

Mebbe we awtuh burn thet barn down.


It do seem like that barn thar's become a nest fer vermin an' hippehs...

Who gots some flint an' tinder?


Fire!

Scarab Sages

Ain't nobuddy bin postin heer fer uh good bit.


thays drenk.


Lands on the family shack and readies for the impending end of silence


Scarab Sages

Yew wunna them kwiet types Darth Hippeh?


Ah think Darth iz weighten on thet hippeh George Lucas ta dub in his "Noooooooo!" line


Aberzombie wrote:
Yew wunna them kwiet types Darth Hippeh?

...


Zombie Pizza Delivery Girl wrote:
Ah think Darth iz weighten on thet hippeh George Lucas ta dub in his "Noooooooo!" line

cries...


ayyyup.


rekkin so.

Scarab Sages

Yew betcha.

Silver Crusade

Ah tell y'all whut.

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Companion Subscriber
Celestial Healer wrote:
Ah tell y'all whut.

What?

Silver Crusade

Whut?


Chicken butt

Scarab Sages

Looks lahk we got us uhnuther hippeh. Goddang hippehs.


Theys breed like rabbits. Dope smokin', Patchouli smellin', Daddy's trust fund spendin' rabbits.


Rekkin

Scarab Sages

Dang hippehs.

Silver Crusade

Hippehs? Whar?!

*loads shotgun*


Who's a hippie?

Scarab Sages

Shoot thet sumb##%%, CH.


Aim for his bong!


[Hides bong behind his back]

Friends, hippies, countrymen, lend me your ear...


Lend mr that that ear hippeh! I'll use it in my jumbaliah!


[Nimbly dodges between Big Mammy's legs and peers into the jumbalaya pot. Takes a deep sniff.]

Mmm-m--smells real good, ma'am. And you look as pretty as it smells, if you don't me saying so, ma'am.

Scarab Sages

Sumbuddy awtuh hit thet hippeh sumb$#&% upside his hed with uh shuvle.

Silver Crusade

Dagnabbit!

GIT OFF MEH PROPERTEH!!!

BLAM!
BLAM!
BLAM!


Consairn hippeh is after meh virtue! GETTIM!

click click

BLAM

Silver Crusade

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LMAO

Leave it to the Mammy alias to make me laugh embarassingly loud at work.

Scarab Sages

Yew ain't got tuh worreh nun, Mammy. If'n thet hippeh tries tuh vierlate yuh, he's gonna be wun ded sumb~##!.


Sleight of Hand1d20 + 9 ⇒ (13) + 9 = 22

[Doses jambalaya with blotter]

Hee hee!

[Tastes soup, runs away]

Scarab Sages

BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!

The Exchange

Bangs head

Scarab Sages

Whutsuhmatter hippeh feller? Yer hed hurtin?

Scarab Sages

Whar'd evybuddy go?


Ah thunk dey dun went lookun fer dey pitchforks uhn torches. Sumpin bout lynchun trolls dey spotted lurken in duh neighburrhood.

Ahm still keepin ah lookout on dat barn fur dat wiley hippeh pigeon.

Silver Crusade

Ayup.

Scarab Sages

Reckin so.


Wut.


Circles the Thread signaling his impending return, but stays well clear of any buck-shot.

Scarab Sages

gets out his rifle

KAPOW!


ayyup.

Scarab Sages

Yup.

The Exchange

mergh

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