[Peers around the corner]
Hee hee!
[Does a somersault and then a cartwheel]
blip
ayup
don rekin?
Wut
Ick!
"Oooooh yeeeah!"
Sneaks into thread, leaves pie, then rolls out into the swamp unseen
"Oooooh yeeeaah!"
[Juggles bongs]
snatches bong
Yoink!
runs
[Starts racing in the other direction; two targets are harder to hit]
Blzzrt!
BLAM!
Durn gobbo hippehs and pesky pothaids
*click click*
BLAM!!
That durn gobbo's harder to git than the last pickle ina jar
ayyyyyyyup
Wut?
Whars my possum and turnip pizza with extry cheese? I's been waiting nigh' on three hours! AN' I's hongry!
Eyes pizza girl speculatively
Might be we'uns can make do with some well-seasoned long pork fer dinner....
rekkin.
So whurz mah pizza!
[Comes strolling around the corner with the last slice of pizza, singing to himself]
Sex bomb, baby, yeah!
*click click*
Durn theiving cave monkey! Come back here with mah pizza!
Aieeeeeeeeeeeee!
[Runs back the way he came]
[Peeks around the corner]
This pizza's wikkid pissah!
ayyyyup
Durn goblin hippehs stealing mah pizza. Oughter give him one-a them thar Dragon Breath rounds in his warty skull.