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25 posts. Alias of BluePigeon.


Cheese and Bacon

Just don't say "June Cleaver" and you'll win.


I have a house made of briiiiiiiccccckkkkkk!

Hell NO!

Takes off running

Bacon! wrote:

Ha! What is the main ingredient in your "sandwich"

Without me you are nothing!

I come with a life insurance policy, hence I win!

Bacon Sandwich = Winner. I win!

Christopher Anthony wrote:
Alright, who let all these monkeys in here?

Don't breath on me. I'm not insured.

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I use the term "Dark Elves," you know just to clear up any troublesome contractual issues.

Stares at Gruumash

Reflex Save: 1d20 + 20 + 10 ⇒ (19) + 20 + 10 = 49

I see my insurance modifier pull me through.

Hey, watch it! That costs money!

I'm loved at every breakfast table.

Oh, Morning Orthos!

Oink? I still sell insurance too.


It's life insurance, not auto.

Aberzombie wrote:

Oh, everybody knows it. In the fall, you'll be turned into smoked bacon and ham. Just as soon as cold weather sets in, they'll kill you.

-Ram, Charlotte's Web

But! But! I sell insurance.

I promote insurance too.

CunningMongoose wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

The Rules of Bacon

1. There must always be bacon in the fridge. Always.
12. Bacon gets you laid.

13. Bacon IS a vegetable.

Lies! Unless served as a BLT.

Is sausage alright. I mean its a type of bacon. They both come from pigs.

Me too.

Me too.

Stays concealed under the trash heap

Looks up and see the shot gun


Dives under the trash heap

Oinkie Oinkie

Rummages through the family trash heap


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