Untitled III

[Aberzombie]

Ah figgered, whut thuh hell.

[Jimmy-Joe Hayseed]

Ah reckon so.

[Celestial Healer]

Ayup.

[taig]

Ayubetcha.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Nice new digs zombeh. Yew do that thar blood-splatter on the wall yerself? Purdy ...

[Celestial Healer]

Ah'm glad this new thread her has meh porch 'n meh lawn 'n meh guns. Everthang Ah needs fer shootin hippehs.

[Callous Jack]

Ayup.

[Celestial Healer]

Ah tell you whut.

[Celestial Healer]

Ah hope we don' have no more hippeh gremlins roun here.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

I'd settle fer bein' able to hear what's bein' said. Them thar gremlins done FUBARed the old shack

[Puff the Magic Dragon]

...

[Celestial Healer]

Dagnabbit! Them hippehs foun' this thread too!

Git outta here, ya hippeh dragon! GIT OFF MEH PROPERTEH!!!

BLAM!

[Celestial Healer]

Hey Mammeh, whut's on the barbeecue?

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Nuthin' lessen one-a yew bags me a hippeh!

[Aberzombie]

Goddang hippehs.

[Puff the Magic Dragon]

Woo-hoo-hoo!!!

Half-runs, half-saunters out of thread towards the nearest canabis patch.

[Mike Welham]

<Sights shotgun at a tree>

I'll get one a them tree-sittin hippehs.

BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!

*FLUMPH*

Dayum! Thet's jest a sqwirrul.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

taig wrote:

<Sights shotgun at a tree>

I'll get one a them tree-sittin hippehs.

BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!

*FLUMPH*

Dayum! Thet's jest a sqwirrul.

Howl kin ewe tell? Mite bee wonna dem minyateyur revenewers in a sqwirrul soot.

[Celestial Healer]

Ah tell you whut.

[Butterfrog]

dibs on da new basement!

[Puff the Magic Dragon]

Copious amounts of smoke begin rising from the high grass that grows on the unmowed property that abuts Untitled III's yard.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Puff the Magic Dragon wrote:

Copious amounts of smoke begin rising from the high grass that grows on the unmowed property that abuts Untitled III's yard.

Golldurn hippeh dragun gone mak da BBQ taste awl weird wit dat funny hippeh smok!

[Aberzombie]

Thet shor is wun big hippeh lizerd. Bigger'n thet uhther lizerd boah whut wuz runnin round fer alla them years. Goddang hippeh lizerds.

[Celestial Healer]

Dang hippeh.

Kin Ah shoot thet hippeh whut's on the naybore's properteh? Whar's that lawyer felleh?

[Aberzombie]

If'n ah wuz yew, ah woodn't lissen tuh no lawyer fella. They's jest as bad as them dang hippehs.

[Butterfrog]

ayup

[Celestial Healer]

Ah tell you whut, froggeh.

[Celestial Healer]

Hey, has anywun seen the lich-man? Ain't seen that feller aroun fer a spell.

[Sebastian's Mother]

I miss him too!

[Butterfrog]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Hey, has anywun seen the lich-man? Ain't seen that feller aroun fer a spell.

Me thinks da dog got'im

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Poor Lichy. I allus said that dog'd be the death of him. His bones looked mighty tasty.

[Celestial Healer]

Ah tell you whut, Mammeh.

[Aberzombie]

Yew think Lichy gived thet dawg uh belleh ache?

[Butterfrog]

He musta've ate poodle

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon.

[Celestial Healer]

Ayup.

[Larry Lichman]

Howdeh. Ah'm back. Bin in the hoosegow fer a spell. Turns out, it's agin the law ta punch a hippeh. Who knew?

[Aberzombie]

Goddang hippehs. Thar awtuh be uh law uhgenst em.

[Celestial Healer]

Ah tell you whut, lich-man. We wuz worried aboutcher.

Thar musn be a law agin shootin them hippehs, cuz Ah bin doin that all along.

[Aberzombie]

Sho'nuff.

[Butterfrog]

ayup

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[taig]

Ayubetcha.

[Celestial Healer]

Ah tell you whut, badger.

[Aberzombie]

Ayup.

[Jimmy-Joe Hayseed]

Goddang hippehs.

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Celestial Healer]

Ayup.

[Larry Lichman]

Ah guess ya kin shoot a hippeh, since theh ain't 'roun' ta complain 'bout it once they's ded. But if'n ya punch one, theh go a'runnin' ta the PO-lice.

Dam shame. Luks lahk Ah'll hafta jest shoot'em when I see'em.