Untitled III

[Larry Lichman]

Ayup.

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Aberzombie]

Whar'd evybuddy go?

[Celestial Healer]

Just settin' here on the porch.

[Aberzombie]

Whut evuh happind tuh Ol'Valegrim? Thet boah shor wuz uh good'un.

[Celestial Healer]

Ah tell you whut, zombeh, thar use ta be a lotta folks would come roun' this porch. These days, not menneh besahds us two 'n the lich-man.

[Aberzombie]

Ayup. Thar wuz thet Warwoof fella, thuh froggeh, Mammy, Valegrim, Ol'Grue, n'uh bunch uh other folk.

[Crimson Jester]

Ayup

[Larry Lichman]

Tahm's are changin', thet's fer shor.

Let's drink a toast tuh the gud ol' days 'n' hope our frends cum back soon.

*passes around PBR*

[Celestial Healer]

Ayup.

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Larry Lichman]

Ayup.

[Celestial Healer]

Ah tell you whut.

[Larry Lichman]

Yew sed it.

[Aberzombie]

Sed whut?

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

ayup.

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Celestial Healer]

Happeh Birthdeh, zombeh.

[Aberzombie]

Thankee kindleh, CH.

[Celestial Healer]

Ayup.

[Cosmo's Wandering Eye]

(bounces through)

[Aberzombie]

Dang blast it. Thar goes thet dang hippeh eyeball uhgin. Ah shor wish Mammy wuz round tuh make uh stew outta thet eyeball.

[Celestial Healer]

Ah tell you whut, zombeh.

[Aberzombie]

Ayup.

[Larry Lichman]

Happy belated birthday, AZ.

[Cosmo's Wandering Eye]

<spins through and rolls on out, but not without leaving a message scrawled in the dirt>

peek a boo ... eye sees you

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Stomps up the porch stairs, dessed in large hat with vulture on top and a striped muumuu.

Jest got back from my sister-niece's house down Hooten Holler way. Whud I miss?

[Aberzombie]

Larry Lichman wrote:

Happy belated birthday, AZ.

Thankee kindleh ,Larry!

[Aberzombie]

Big Mammy Grillz wrote:

Stomps up the porch stairs, dessed in large hat with vulture on top and a striped muumuu.

Jest got back from my sister-niece's house down Hooten Holler way. Whud I miss?

Gosh dangit Mmammy, it shor iz good tuh see yuh uhgin. Them dang hippehs bin tryin tuh inful...infel...sneek in. Thar's sum dang hippeh eyeball theys sendin tuh spy on us.

[Celestial Healer]

Ayup. Yeh got a recipeh fer ahballs, Mammeh?

[Crimson Jester]

ayup

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Ayup. Yeh got a recipeh fer ahballs, Mammeh?

I gots a sure-fire receipe for ahball pie. Yewwins jest gotta bring me that ahball.

[Celestial Healer]

*loads up his shotgun and waits for the eyeball to roll across the porch again*

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Celestial Healer]

Ayup.

[Hillbillie]

You got a perty messugebord.

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Crimson Jester]

~blink~

[Aberzombie]

Whut thuh?

[Big Mammy Grillz]

yewwins caut that thar ahball yet? Ah'm starvin'

[Aberzombie]

Ah ain't seen em nowhar, Mammy.

Haw haw haw!

Git it?

[Cosmo's Wandering Eye]

(rolls through ninja style)

[CAPTAIN CAJUN]

git it! I's is good eaten!!!!!!

[The Flying Monkeys]

*Pokes head in looking for kobolds, flings a handful of poo at celestial healer for good measure and departs*

[CAPTAIN CAJUN]

MONKEY!!

Bang, Bang

Didigetit?

[The Flying Monkeys]

* flies through quickly cackling flinging poo at the man with the gun*

[Aberzombie]

Goddang flyin monkeh hippehs.

[Hillbillie]

They got purity wangs.