Chases after the scene-stealing airborne monocephalic simians
Mammy! CH! Larry! Git yer guns.
*flies through with two handed poo flinging, quickly flies outafter a suitable mess has been made*
Cosmo's Wandering Eye wrote: (rolls through ninja style) *is still chasing the eye from the Brains thread*
Happy Momma's Day, Mammy!
I gots you some flowurs. Theys purty.
*starts hooting incessantly to annoy aberzombie*
The Flying Monkeys wrote: *starts hooting incessantly to annoy aberzombie* <Joins in>
These munkees is a hoot!
Hillbillie wrote: These munkees is a hoot! Theys funneh little fellers, fer shor. Mebbe we kin git em drunk on moonshine.
Ah here flyin' monkees is gud eatin'!
*loads shotgun*
<click-click>
Now, whar are them varmints?
Ah tell you whut, Lich-man.
HEY FLAHIN' MONKEHS! GIT OFF MEH PROPERTEH! 'N STOP THROWIN' YER BOWEL MOVEMENS ROUN'! THAT AIN'T RAHT!
GIT, AH SAY, GIT!
BLAM!
BLAM!
Ahhhhh, poor munkehs. Tain't lahk theys hippeh munkehs. I want one as a pet.
Yew best ask Mammy if'n yuh kin have one. She ain't gonna lahk sumthin whut flies round, throwin poop evywhar. Thet'd spurl supper.
*flies pass mockin Celestial Healers shooting*
*Throws poo at Celestial Healer*
Whut'd ah telled yuh, Hillbillie! Thet dang hippeh monkeh ain't good fer nuthin but spurlin Mammy's home cookin.
Dadgum hippeh flyin' monkeh.
BLAM! BLAM!
*reloads shotgun*
Ah tell you whut, hillbilleh, anehwut comes roun' flingin poo at meh whahl Ahm settin on meh own porch ain't decent folk, be they man er beast, ah tell you whut. If'n that monkeh's gunna be yer pet, yull have ta keep thet critter chained up out back, ah tell you whut, er Ahm agunna use it fer target practice, ah tell you whut. 'N you don' wanna be roun if Mammeh sees what thet monkey dun got spattered on her granmammy's ole curtains, ah tell you whut.
Cosmo's Wandering Eye wrote: (boing! boing! boing!) *snatches on the rebound!*
*carries it back to the Brains thread*
*flies into a tree and starts lazily munching a banana*
Howzabout some Monkey Pot Pie fellers?
*click click*
*flings poo at mammy and flies away quickly*
Don' you fling poo at Mammeh! Yull live ta regret thet, monkeh!
BLAM!
BLAM!
*Mocks CH's shooting while flinging poo at his mammy aiming for the hair. Flies off again quickly*
Mebbe we awtuh git us wunna them flyin skwirls tuh faht thet dang hippeh monkeh.
Ah'm thinkin them dang hippehs bin workin on sum funneh docter stuff. Fust theys sendin uh hippeh ahball, then wunn them hippeh flyin monkehs. Ain't nunuh thet stuff's nachril. Gotta be summa them jennatick myewtashuns.
Ha you rdnecks would nver suspct that the flying monkeys wer created by me to harass you and stop all rednecks everywhere!!!! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Stupid hippeh. Git off muh properteh!
*loads shotgun*
BLAM! BLAM!
Michael Moore wrote: Ha you rdnecks would nver suspct that the flying monkeys wer created by me to harass you and stop all rednecks everywhere!!!! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *eats him*
........
*goes out into the back pasture to vomit*
Thanks, lich-man and tee-rex. You dun kilt that hippeh bafore Ah even gots meh shotgun loaded up.
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