Untitled III

[Celestial Healer]

*shoots Puff in the face*

BLAM!
BLAM!
BLAM!

GIT OFF MEH PROPERTEH!

[Heathansson]

gyetdawg!

[Aberzombie]

Goddang hippeh.

[Mike Welham]

Ayubetcha.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Ayup

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Kobold Clever]

[raspy voice]meanies![/raspy voice]

[Celestial Healer]

Ayup.

Ah think thet lizard feller's dead 'n jes don' know it yet.

[Aberzombie]

Ayup.

[Callous Jack's Thread Zombie]

*gurgle*

[Celestial Healer]

Zombeh, is thet zombeh one o' yers?

[Aberzombie]

Ah ain't shor if'n he is or if'n he ain't. Shor is wun ugly f+~!er.

[Celestial Healer]

Aberzombie wrote:

Ah ain't shor if'n he is or if'n he ain't. Shor is wun ugly f~&!er.

Don' use thet kahnd a talk roun' Mammeh. She's pure as fresh driven snow, ah tell you whut.

[Aberzombie]

Sorreh Mammy. Alla them hippeh folk hangin round is makin me ornree.

[Callous Jack's Thread Zombie]

Aberzombie wrote:

Ah ain't shor if'n he is or if'n he ain't. Shor is wun ugly f##%er.

Daddy!

[Aberzombie]

Dang it boah, ah ain't yer daddy! Least ways, ah ain't shor. Did ah bite yer momma, er sumthin?

[Callous Jack's Thread Zombie]

Aberzombie wrote:

Dang it boah, ah ain't yer daddy! Least ways, ah ain't shor. Did ah bite yer momma, er sumthin?

*hugs*

[Celestial Healer]

I almost caught you, Callous Jack, but you edited and changed your alias just in time ;)

Looks lahk ya spawned one thar, zombeh.

[Aberzombie]

Don't yew be huggin me boah! Thet's whut them dang hippehs do! Shake hands likkuh reel man!

[Aberzombie]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Looks lahk ya spawned one thar, zombeh.

Ah coulda swored ah used pertekshun....

[dang hippeh]

GROUP HUG!

*hugs the zombies*

[Callous Jack's Thread Zombie]

dang hippeh wrote:

GROUP HUG!

*hugs the zombies*

*bites hippeh*

Brains!

[Aberzombie]

Dang hippeh. Shoot it CH! Shoooooooooooooooooooot.....

[Callous Jack]

Celestial Healer wrote:

I almost caught you, Callous Jack, but you edited and changed your alias just in time ;)

I don't know what you mean...

*whistles*

[Aberzombie]

Thread Zombie wrote:

dang hippeh wrote:

GROUP HUG!

*hugs the zombies*

*bites hippeh*

Brains!

Thet's more lahk it son!

[dang hippeh]

*stands there with his cranium cracked open and his brain exposed*

Does anyone feel a draft?

[Puff the Magic Dragon]

*puffs, giggles, snorts*

[Celestial Healer]

Two hippehs! Zombeh, you eat thet hippeh's brain. Ah'll get this dragon feller.

*shoots Puff*

BLAM!
BLAM!
BLAM!
BLAM!
BLAM!
BLAM!

[Puff the Magic Dragon]

Oh look, smoke is coming out of lots of new little holes!

*giggles*

[Callous Jack's Thread Zombie]

Puff the Magic Dragon wrote:

Oh look, smoke is coming out of lots of new little holes!

*giggles*

*eats dragon brains*

[Kobold Clever]

Aberzombie wrote:

Sorreh Mammy. Alla them hippeh folk hangin round is makin me ornree.

Eek! Dat zombie is horny!

[Puff the Magic Dragon]

Thread Zombie wrote:

*eats dragon brains*

*giggles at starving zombie*

[David Fryer]

pointless post to boost my count

[Crimson Jester]

David Fryer wrote:

pointless post to boost my count

Take that back.

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon we got wunna them...whutchuhmuhcallits...cornuhkopeyuhs uh hippehs. Thet means lots.

[Crimson Jester]

Aberzombie wrote:

Ah reckon we got wunna them...whutchuhmuhcallits...cornuhkopeyuhs uh hippehs. Thet means lots.

cornawhatattas?

[Aberzombie]

"Cornykohpeeyuh". Thet's wunna them werds whut means "lots uh stuff".

[Callous Jack]

Aberzombie wrote:

"Cornykohpeeyuh". Thet's wunna them werds whut means "lots uh stuff".

I thought that was a plethora?

[Celestial Healer]

We gots pahls and pahls o' hippehs.

[taig]

Why am ah perpull?

[Gark the Goblin]

taig wrote:

Why am ah perpull?

Becuz yer uh serf.

[Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy]

Callous Jack wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

"Cornykohpeeyuh". Thet's wunna them werds whut means "lots uh stuff".

I thought that was a plethora?

Jefe Jack: "Oh yes, you have a plethora."

El Guapo Jack: "Jefe, what is a plethora?"

[Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy]

Kobold Clever wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Sorreh Mammy. Alla them hippeh folk hangin round is makin me ornree.

Eek! Dat zombie is horny!

KC!!11! {runs up excitedly}

I just got back from the Drow marketplace. Look, I traded the cow for a bag of magic spiders. {holds up a large wriggling bag}

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Dayum lawn is crawling with hippehs zombeh! Wingding, yew best git to blastin!

*click click*

BOOOOMMM!!!

BOOOOMMM!!!

BOOOOMMM!!!

[Crimson Jester]

I wanna.

[Kobalt Skeever]

OOOOWWWIE!

Durn hillbilly!

*giggle*

[Crimson Jester]

i don't wanna burn, isa gotza go to walmarks and get me some dat fire retard ant.

[Kobie, KC's #1 Buddy]

Ooo!

Spiders! Lemmesee! Lemmesee!

[Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy]

Kobie, KC's #1 Buddy wrote:

Ooo!

Spiders! Lemmesee! Lemmesee!

They're magic, like rice crispies. Listen... {holds up bag of spiders} ...they're actually asking for KC by name!

[Crimson Jester]

forgot what I was gonna say.