Untitled III

[Larry Lichman]

Ah've seen him on otheh threds, but not hyar. Ah hope the hippehs didn't scar him off.

[Celestial Healer]

Ah tell you whut, zombeh.

[Sebastian]

Uh-huh.

[Celestial Healer]

Who's thet feller?

[Sebastian]

yer mom

[Celestial Healer]

Sebastian wrote:

yer mom

You better not be sayin nuthin' bout mah wahf.

[Aberzombie]

Izzat uh tawkin horse? Kinda lahk thet Mr. Ed fella.

[Larry Lichman]

Thet Mr. Ed shor wuz funneh. Ah wunder if'n this tawkin' horse is funneh, too?

[Celestial Healer]

He don' seem so funneh. Lotsuh colors, tho, Ah tell you whut.

[Hillbillie]

He's got a perty mouf.

[Zombie Pizza Delivery Girl]

Ah think hehs wonna dose hippeh unikorns... probly frum Gnu Yawk Sitty buy the fancy-lad looks uh heem to!

Get yahself outta heer, ya one-hourned hippeh goat!

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Celestial Healer]

Ayup.

[Aberzombie]

Sho'nuff.

[Aberzombie]

Ain't lahk it yewsta be round heer. Buncha other folk don't even visit no more. Valegrim dun left, Ol'Grue to. Lots more.

Mebbe its alla dang hippehs whuts round these days.

[Cosmo's Wandering Eye]

(rolls in)

[Cosmo's Wandering Eye]

*boing!* *boing!* *boing!*

[Cosmo's Wandering Eye]

*shudders*

[Cosmo's Wandering Eye]

(cautiously rolls backwards out of the thread)

[Aberzombie]

Whut inna Sam Hill wuz thet? Sum kinda hippeh eyeball, er sumthin?

[Celestial Healer]

Aberzombie wrote:

Ain't lahk it yewsta be round heer. Buncha other folk don't even visit no more. Valegrim dun left, Ol'Grue to. Lots more.

Mebbe its alla dang hippehs whuts round these days.

Dun fergit Mammeh. Ah'm mahteh hungreh since thet little lady left.

[Aberzombie]

sniff

Ah shor does miss Mammy.

[Zombie Pizza Delivery Girl]

HIPPEH AYE-BAHLS!

<BLAM!>

<click-chak, BLAM!>

<click-chak, BLAM!>

Cahpet-bagher aye-bahls sphying four teh revenours!

[Aberzombie]

Ayup.

[Celestial Healer]

Ah tell you whut.

[Larry Lichman]

Ah miss the gud ol' days, too.

*passes around PBR*

[Cosmo's Wandering Eye]

(rolls in)

[Cosmo's Wandering Eye]

(headbutts a PBR can)

[Cosmo's Wandering Eye]

*splash* *glug* *blink*

[Cosmo's Wandering Eye]

(wobbles out)

[Aberzombie]

Goddang hippeh eyeball.

[Larry Lichman]

Thet hippeh dun took wunna our PBRs. Dadgum hippeh.

[Celestial Healer]

Ayup.

[Blue-Footed Booby]

SQUAWK!

[Celestial Healer]

Blue-Footed Booby wrote:

SQUAWK!

BLAM!

Looks lahk wer eatin' gud tunaht!

[Larry Lichman]

Ah'll dig us a bar-b-Q pit.

[Aberzombie]

Ah shor does lahk me some BBQ.

[Aberzombie]

Ah seen me Ol'Valegrim runnin round inna nuther thread sumwhar.

[Celestial Healer]

Ayup.

[Cosmo's Wandering Eye]

(rolls across the porch)

[Celestial Healer]

GIT OFF MEH PROPERTEH, YEH DANG EYEBALL!!!

[Larry Lichman]

Thet eyeball feller shor is aroun' hyar alot.

[Aberzombie]

Ah'm purty shor thet fellers bin smokin the marryjewanna.

[Larry Lichman]

Ah reckon.

[Celestial Healer]

Ah tell you whut.

[Aberzombie]

Ayup.

[Aberzombie]

Whar'd evybuddy go?

[Celestial Healer]

Mebbeh them hippehs gottum.

[Aberzombie]

Less them hippeh's bin smokin marryjewanna, n'all they wanna do iz lay round starin at stuff.

[Celestial Healer]

Ayup.