(rolls through the kollej detritus)
kollej baohz stew!
*picks up the pieces*
*buries eyeball*
Chased dem raggedeh hippehs offd mah lawn tuhday.
Sumnofa...
(rolls commando style)
I had hippeh on mah pizzeh lest night.
wez it stringy?
Nah, I slahced it inte teenah circular strips ahnd pretendahd it was peppahrohnah.
Taint nuthin.
Yew shor does tawk funneh lizerd boah.
Ah reckin.
Uh huh.
Ah tell you.
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Me an my base ball bat.
Have You Ever Had One Of Those Days
when Nothing Goes Right
your Wife Starts B$+!&en 'bout Whatever It Was She Was B#**$en About Last Night
so You Escape Into The Bathroom
just To Sit There On Your Thrown
but After You Finish Your Buisness The Toilet Paper's Gone
well It's A Great Day For Me To Whup Somebody's Ass
it's A Bad Day So You Better Get Off My Back
you Might Get Cold Cock If You Cross My Path
cuz It's A Great Day For Me To Whup Somebody's Ass
well I Was Runnin Late For Work
so I Poured Me Some Coffee To Go
and Just Before I Had A Flat Tire I Spilled It All Over My Clothes
when The Highway Patrollman Pulled Up I Thought That Help Was On The Way
but When He Saw The Tire Tool In My Hand He Shot Me With Pepper Spray
well It's A Great Day For Me To Whup Somebody's Ass
it's A Bad Day So You Better Get Off My Back
you Might Get Cold Cocked If You Cross My Path
cuz It's A Great Day For Me To Whup Somebody's Ass
when I Finally Made It To Work
I Was 15 Minutes Late
I Told My Boss About The Flat Tire
but He Fired Me Anyway
so Here I Am Out In The Parking Lot
just Waiting By His Corvette
I'm Gonna Give Him A Goodbye Present That He Never Will Forget
cuz It's A Great Day For Me To Whup Somebody's Ass
it's A Bad Day So You Better Get Off My Back
you Might Get Cold Cocked If You Cross My Path
cuz It's A Great Day For Me To Whup Somebody's Ass
Thats one funnah song there.
Goddang hippehs.
Frikkin' frakkin' tree huggin' hippehs.
(rolls through, but keeps his only eye open on the look out for dang hippehs)
Hippehs are everywhere.
Yew shor does tawk funneh lizerd boah. Yew shor yew ain't no hippeh?
I ain't no tree huggin hippeh.
(rolls in, blinks at the dragon hippeh, then rolls on to another thread)
I ain't no dadgum hippeh.
(rolls an H)
(rolls an I)
(rolls a pair of P's)
(rolls a cursive e)
(and closes out magnificently with a h)
(rolls down the gullet and then slides out the back end)
(wheeeee! dirty hippeh slides)
(already escaped out through the engorged anal cavity. leaves a trail)
(already escaped out through the engorged anal cavity. leaves a trail)