BLAM! BLAM!
Goddang hippeh!
Someone needs to drive him over with their 4x4 truck
A truck whut's made out of 4x4s?
No!
Ah mean, Ah don' think so.
Is the truck made outter 4x4s?
Otter 4x4s? Is dem gud eatin lak reglar otters is?
*Perks up* Did someone say pie, I've got the munchies bad bra
Bin uhwhal since enybuddy summund up one o'thuh Old Uns. Mebbe uh good time fer thet.....
Seems liak the stars are Ight, ayup ...
Ayup. Time to start tracin' the pentamagram.
Who got a virgin hippeh to kill fer the ritoal?
Ah foun' this long-haired feller. He wuz workin' at a video game store, so I'm assumin' he's a virgin. Worth a try?
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Ayup. That's a close to a guarantee yew gonna get these-here days.
Hey thar hippeh! If'n yew stand in the middle of that thar pentagram there's a really rare one-a them Pokémon thingies alla yew hippehs seem to lahk so much. Go on! Yew gotta catchem all!
Big Mammy Grillz wrote: Ayup. That's a close to a guarantee yew gonna get these-here days.
Hey thar hippeh! If'n yew stand in the middle of that thar pentagram there's a really rare one-a them Pokémon thingies alla yew hippehs seem to lahk so much. Go on! Yew gotta catchem all!
Po K Mahn...Sounds like reggae man, they look all red yellow and green
We needs one-a them Me-Lenny-Y'all hippehs, not this old 'un. He's all stringy and smells like patchouli. Ruins the stew seasoning.
Ah tell you whut.
Set up more of them pokey men.
Yew reckin eneh uh them dang hippeh's is evuh gunna rehpent thar evul passuhfist ways?
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I hopes not! All them sitins keeps their meet nice and tender. 'Celt for them pickiteers. I cain't staind the taste of free-range hippeh.
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MEAT IS MURDER, MEAT IS MURDER
Ayup. That's whuy it taste so gud.
Mmm. Murdered, gutted, and flavor injected hippeh! Now that's a meal!
Puts arm around zombies shoulders
You got the munchies too brother
I wants me some a-those Hippehpeño poppers.
Mmmm. Mexican hippehs
Aaahhh!!! Goddangit! Thet durned hippeh dun tutched meh. Ah got hippeh jerms!!! Ah'm gunna hafta take uhnuther bath! But ah alreddy took muh bath this yeer!
Go ahead an' take annover one, Zombeh. I has a hankerin' fer sum soup.
Showers and bath's are stuff the man wants us to do, try some patchoulli man
Sumbuddy awtuh shoot this hippeh sumb%+&@.
Damn hippeh's more slippery than a Deep One during mating season.
Damn. Didn't know nothin' could be as slippreh as a Deep One in matin' season.
If there is sumpin', it be that thar hippeh
Ah shor duz miss thuh good ol' days, whut when them dang hippehs had thuh komun kertuhsee tuh stay kilt when yuh shot 'em.
We-ail it's be a might tough killin ' them since they been takin' them Mario Mushrooms. Allus got an extree life or two
Goddang Eyetalyan plummers!
Ah wuz thinkin mebbe we awtuh summin wunna them Old Fellers tuh et sum hippehs.
I think dem Ol' 'Uns done sent dem hippehs to bedevvil us'n. Deys shore madness inducin'
Mebbeh they wan us ter sacrifice em. Ah'm alwehs up fer sacrificin' hippehs.
Ah shor does luv uh good sakruhfice.
Ah'm cooking up some hippeh stew. Y'all want sum?
Thet shor is good tastin, Mammy!
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