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Scarab Sages

HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ONE AND ALL!!!

Silver Crusade

Ah hurd Mammeh wuz dressin up lahk a yankee this year. Gonna wear a pantsuit 'n pretend lahk she's shoppin fer antiques. She's gonna go ter restaurants n ask em if their vittles is horganic.


*hides under the porch before anyone gets the idea of dressing up the dog*


I wuz gonna dew that, but they don't makes pantsuits for us full-tentacled wimmin

Scarab Sages

Thet shor izza durn shame, Mammy. Them fashun deezyners ain't don't noes how tuh treet uh reel womin.


Big Mammy Grillz wrote:
I wuz gonna dew that, but they don't makes pantsuits for us full-tentacled wimmin

Hey hawt momma, I got some ponchos from the burning man festival that would fit you.


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I gots a hollow wicker man out back if'n yew want a real burning man experience, hippeh

Scarab Sages

Bern thet dang hippeh sumb+&*@, Mammy!!!


Weal? Ain't so smart mouthy naow are yeh hippeh??

Scarab Sages

Yew shor showed thet dang hippeh, Mammy!


C'mon babes, why you playing hard to get, is it that undead dude that looks like marlon brando in "On the Waterfront". What's he got that I ain't got a job or something

Silver Crusade

If you's hittin' on Mammeh, you got a wurl' o trouble comin' yer way. She's aspoken fer, and the Black Goat With a Thousand Young don' take kandly ter competition.


Naow he don't! An' he's my pappy too! So you're in fer double trouble!

Scarab Sages

Ah reckon thet hippeh ain't to braht. Prableh thinks he kin pull wun over onna ol' Black Goat.


Does this black goat dude party?

Silver Crusade

In a way. Don' think you'd lahk it.

Scarab Sages

Ah shor wood lahk it. Ah'm bettin thuh look on thet hippeh's face'd be sumthin tuh see.


Heya! One of my hipster friends tweeted this was the place for a party... something about you all serving blackened goat and PBRs?


*POUNCEMAUL*


Another Dang Hippeh wrote:
Heya! One of my hipster friends tweeted this was the place for a party... something about you all serving blackened goat and PBRs?

Far out baby, all these hicks are a real downer. Wanna play hacky sack?


Wow, that's a pretty realistically gruesome Halloween costume for a dog... but Walking Dead is soooooo mainstream and overhyped though for a-

Grue in the Attic wrote:
*POUNCEMAUL*

AUGGGHHHHH!!!! {dies horribly}

Scarab Sages

Git thet sumb!!%+, ol'Grue!!!


Save summa dat that hippeh for Thanksgivin dinner Grue!

Scarab Sages

Ah shor do lahk me sum leftover hippeh sammich.

Silver Crusade

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Ah hope Ah put the stuffin' in the raht cavity.


Stuff 'em all! I'm sure it won't be that thar hippeh's furst time at the rodeo


*Looks up from bong*Hey wha happened to that hot chiquita...Chi key tah...that's a funny word hehehehehehehe.

Silver Crusade

Now if we cud onleh do somethin' about that thar hippeh lich...

Scarab Sages

Mebbe if'n we ken find his fillacktree......?


Fee lack treeee...that's pretty funny to Hehehehehehehehehe

Scarab Sages

It's shor gunna be funneh when we git ar hands on it n'smash it tuh peeces.


*starts searching for the trail*

Silver Crusade

The feelacktree is suppose ta be somethin' significant to em. Mebbe its his bongos or his bong. Anyone got Detec Magik?

Scarab Sages

Ah got uh ol'raydar duhtekter, but it got broke.


Maybe my fie lack tree is this shirt I haven't washed since the summer of of love. Do you know you can get high just by sucking on my pocket? Wanna try?

Scarab Sages

Ah got yer high raht heer, hippeh! High vuhlahcity led!!!

BLAMM! BLAMM!


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Croaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkk...

Yup, I'm still alive... How you been, good folks?

Scarab Sages

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Froggeh!! Good ta see ya. Ah bin purty good, if'n ya ignor alla theez dang hippehs runnin round.

Silver Crusade

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Mmhmm. S'gud ta see ol Froggeh agin.


Wooo...that frog just like totally talked, I wonder if I lick it. Will it get me high?

Scarab Sages

Yew lick froggeh n' he's probleh gonna kick yer ass.

Silver Crusade

Hey Hippeh. How bout Ah lick you?! Wit a chainsaw?!

Heh heh.

Scarab Sages

Git thet sumb+~~%, CH. Cut thet fool! Cut em deep!!!


*Chainsaw teeth cannot penetrate Hippeh's dirty patchouli soaked shirt Heheheheheheheh...That totally tickles

Silver Crusade

'S bin a while since we had a good drawin' 'n quarterin' in these parts.


{shuffles in} I am Groot! Ganja!


Whips out lighter and bong "Come to Hippeh"

Scarab Sages

Goddang hippeh! Ain't yew got noplace else tuh stink up? Probleh bin kicked out bi yer own kin.


Hippeh wrote:
Whips out lighter and bong "Come to Hippeh"

{burns readily, creating stinking cloud effect (but not a stinking cloud effect)}


Shambling Hemp Mound wrote:
Hippeh wrote:
Whips out lighter and bong "Come to Hippeh"
{burns readily, creating stinking cloud effect (but not a stinking cloud effect)}

{uneaten bones and digested flesh begin to regenerate into a hippeh} Uhnnnnn...

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