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So... Is anybody going to eat that brain?


Naw dig in


Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:
So... Is anybody going to eat that brain?

Kood ya save me a piece of that thar sara bell uhm, I teh yew wut ever since I gaht a taste of mammy's stew. I dun kaint get enuff of the stuff.


Ayup!


Reckin


mmmmmm...hmmmmm

Silver Crusade

Wuzzat?


Right


Excuse me, could any of you fine ladies and gentlemen tell me what?


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Chicken butt


ahm cunfused


Ayup

Silver Crusade

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Ah tell you whut.


Ayyup

Scarab Sages

Ah reckon so.


Yup


Hey! Mah 2032nd shotguns not wawkin'! Whadduh I do!?

Scarab Sages

Whut? Yew ain't makin no sens, yung feller.


legoguy4492 wrote:
Hey! Mah 2032nd shotguns not wawkin'! Whadduh I do!?

I teh yew wut I dune did boy, aim it atta g~+#*%n hippehs head and squeeze that thar trigger

Scarab Sages

Goddang hippehs.


Dey touk ur jawbs!

Scarab Sages

Ah still got muh werk over yonder, takin cair o'thuh Old Ones stone serkel.


yup, that gubbmint werk dere. Cain't beat that nohaow


Walks in circles protesting

Scarab Sages

Sumbuddy shoot this heer sumb~%@~. Goddanged hippeh.


GAH!!!!He's a-treadin' on mah fresh-planted mandrake roots!

Scarab Sages

Dang hippehs ain't got no rispekt fed other folks properteh.


Grabs some mandrake and rolls it up in a zig-zag

Maaaaan...That's some heavy duty s*$*


Hey dere! You got a license for Medical Mandrake? Dem revinooers g'winne give meh a passel of grief!

Scarab Sages

Mebbe we awtuh shoot 'em Mammy. Or mebbe sackruffice 'em tuh thuh old ones.


Dem old 'uns allus did like a sakrifice what was all hepped up on mandrake

Scarab Sages

Ayup.

Silver Crusade

You shur Ah caint shootem?


Course yew kin'! There's allus more round the next bend. Have at it!

Silver Crusade

DANG HIPPEH! GIT OFF MEH PROPERTEH!

BLAM!
BLAM!
BLAM!


Hick wrote:

BLAM!

BLAM!
BLAM!

Is it the fourth already...That mandrake is some dank s%#$ man

Scarab Sages

Goddang hippeh! Sumbuddy git uh rope. We ken ty 'em up'n toss 'em down thuh ol' well.


Ayup.

Leavin' fur the mountains tomorrow. Take care of mah dawg. Would ya?

Don't lets that dang hippeh pet im.


Hehehehehehe...Let's get the dog high on mandrake


{answers summons} Oh I say, what is the meaning of this?

{squints suspiciously at Hippeh} You must be one of those fluoridated communists that General Ripper keeps talking about.

Scarab Sages

Goddang hippehs n'weerdoes! They's evahwhar!


Dats what I gets fer plantin' mandrake! Never agin!

*click click*

BLAM!!


{staggers from gunshot} AUGH! How undignified! {accidentally knocks over bucket of BBQ sauce on self, dies}


Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!

Silver Crusade

Y'all want some hippeh sashimi?

Scarab Sages

Yew sneezin?


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Celestial Healer wrote:
Y'all want some hippeh sashimi?

I is a decent Elder god-fearing woman! I don't cotton to none of this hippeh sashimi! I mate with goatmen and Deep Ones like the Dread Lord intended!

Silver Crusade

Sorreh. Thet's jis a fancy word Ah heard fer the raw meat. Ah won' use it no more.


Yew know what my fancy name fer raw meat is? Roadkill


Roadkill...wasn't Swayze in that. Sway zee sway zee, man I dig that name

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