Untitled III

[Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost]

So... Is anybody going to eat that brain?

[Big Juicy Brain]

Naw dig in

[Monty Mouthbreather]

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

So... Is anybody going to eat that brain?

Kood ya save me a piece of that thar sara bell uhm, I teh yew wut ever since I gaht a taste of mammy's stew. I dun kaint get enuff of the stuff.

[Butterfrog]

Ayup!

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Reckin

[Monty Mouthbreather]

mmmmmm...hmmmmm

[Celestial Healer]

Wuzzat?

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Right

[Sissyl]

Excuse me, could any of you fine ladies and gentlemen tell me what?

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Chicken butt

[Monty Mouthbreather]

ahm cunfused

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Ayup

[Celestial Healer]

Ah tell you whut.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Ayyup

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Yup

[legoguy4492]

Hey! Mah 2032nd shotguns not wawkin'! Whadduh I do!?

[Aberzombie]

Whut? Yew ain't makin no sens, yung feller.

[Monty Mouthbreather]

legoguy4492 wrote:

Hey! Mah 2032nd shotguns not wawkin'! Whadduh I do!?

I teh yew wut I dune did boy, aim it atta g!%+@+n hippehs head and squeeze that thar trigger

[Aberzombie]

Goddang hippehs.

[Slack-jawed yokel]

Dey touk ur jawbs!

[Aberzombie]

Ah still got muh werk over yonder, takin cair o'thuh Old Ones stone serkel.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

yup, that gubbmint werk dere. Cain't beat that nohaow

[Hippeh]

Walks in circles protesting

[Aberzombie]

Sumbuddy shoot this heer sumb@++$. Goddanged hippeh.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

GAH!!!!He's a-treadin' on mah fresh-planted mandrake roots!

[Aberzombie]

Dang hippehs ain't got no rispekt fed other folks properteh.

[Hippeh]

Grabs some mandrake and rolls it up in a zig-zag

Maaaaan...That's some heavy duty s%@~

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Hey dere! You got a license for Medical Mandrake? Dem revinooers g'winne give meh a passel of grief!

[Aberzombie]

Mebbe we awtuh shoot 'em Mammy. Or mebbe sackruffice 'em tuh thuh old ones.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Dem old 'uns allus did like a sakrifice what was all hepped up on mandrake

[Aberzombie]

Ayup.

[Celestial Healer]

You shur Ah caint shootem?

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Course yew kin'! There's allus more round the next bend. Have at it!

[Celestial Healer]

DANG HIPPEH! GIT OFF MEH PROPERTEH!

BLAM!
BLAM!
BLAM!

[Hippeh]

Hick wrote:

BLAM!

BLAM!
BLAM!

Is it the fourth already...That mandrake is some dank s#+% man

[Aberzombie]

Goddang hippeh! Sumbuddy git uh rope. We ken ty 'em up'n toss 'em down thuh ol' well.

[Sky Wyrm]

Ayup.

Leavin' fur the mountains tomorrow. Take care of mah dawg. Would ya?

Don't lets that dang hippeh pet im.

[Hippeh]

Hehehehehehe...Let's get the dog high on mandrake

[Grp Cpt Lionel Mandrake]

{answers summons} Oh I say, what is the meaning of this?

{squints suspiciously at Hippeh} You must be one of those fluoridated communists that General Ripper keeps talking about.

[Aberzombie]

Goddang hippehs n'weerdoes! They's evahwhar!

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Dats what I gets fer plantin' mandrake! Never agin!

*click click*

BLAM!!

[Grp Cpt Lionel Mandrake]

{staggers from gunshot} AUGH! How undignified! {accidentally knocks over bucket of BBQ sauce on self, dies}

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!

[Celestial Healer]

Y'all want some hippeh sashimi?

[Aberzombie]

Yew sneezin?

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Y'all want some hippeh sashimi?

I is a decent Elder god-fearing woman! I don't cotton to none of this hippeh sashimi! I mate with goatmen and Deep Ones like the Dread Lord intended!

[Celestial Healer]

Sorreh. Thet's jis a fancy word Ah heard fer the raw meat. Ah won' use it no more.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Yew know what my fancy name fer raw meat is? Roadkill

[Hippeh]

Roadkill...wasn't Swayze in that. Sway zee sway zee, man I dig that name