I've been to pluto man and I saw stuff
Fine playin' zombeh
Blows on an empty moonshine jug
I feel a hootenanny comin' on!
Uh hootennany...well sweet tater pie and shut maw mouth. lemme grab ma squeezebahx...and mah gun
Pizza.
NEW YORK CITY!
T'aint nuttin worse than a cahpetbaggah from New York City
Them Deep Ones come from New York City. Never did cotton to them folks. Always so fancy in their gold and jewels. Talking 'bout how they worship Dagon, and I probably never heered of him. 'Course I heered of him! I ain't no ignerant Baal worshipper! And I never did get why they all wear them silly glasses. It don't make them look any more smarter or less fishier...
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Before them square-head dutchies landed it wuz called New Y'ha-nthlei. But those Knickerbockers wanted to call it New Amsterdam. Said the name wuz easier to say. Buncha pot-smokin' Dutch hippehs.
Well now Mammy, yew no them boys lega lized that thar poison bush over in dutch land or whatever theys a callin themselves. Buncha goddamn re jex you ask me. spits on ground
Feh. Why cain't these hippehs make do with fermented sea scorpion venom like weuns useta drink back in my yout?
Simon!
Wahl awl be...that gawldern frogsa talkin'...
Reckon'
BABY FROOGYE!!!!
She crushes the frog to her corpulent bosom
How wuz yer trip to Y'ha-nthlei? Did auntie Ephemia feed you proper?
Ayup
Whar'd that thar zombeh go runnin off to
He sed he was gittin tired of them hippehs sayin he was approperatin' his zombehness from Haiti. Eye'll miss that rotted feller.
Fur a secund there, I wuzza thinkin he done got ab duck ted by sum hippeh cultist.
{answers summons} Howdy!
But I've only come to share the Holiday Joy! Also, you can't make me leave with violence; my DR 20/buckshot nullifies physical harm.
{returns to playing Hank Williams Sr. melody on kazoo and child's ukulele}
Uh-oh
{attempts to summon barbarians with bronze kazoo of Valhalla}
{answers call of kazoo} MEDIOCRE. CONSIDER THYSELF CULLED. {Power Attacks & slays hippeh, returns to Valhalla}
x_x
Ayup.
Well, align my stars and summun me thru a wormhole that was a sight!
I wasn't usin' mah riful. I'm kinda miffed now.
I wasn't usin' mah riful. I'm kinda miffed now.
Ayup. Reckon so
Ayup. Reckin
Well Now, if that thar don't entice that there zombeh back, I'm plum outta idears
Nah zombeh done found hisself a wormyhole into some alternate place where the zombie apocalypse is popping off. I gots a ectogram from him th' other day. He sed the huntin's good an' he's chasin' round this sheriff an' his crew with a whole buncha other zombehs