Mairkurion
Mairkurion
Mairkurion
<Waits for inevitable horror movie-esque stealing of soul, visceral murder in , etc>
Yay plant orgy!!!!!
Mairkurion
Should I be disturbed that completely missed the 'L' in the thread title, and clicked in here expecting something completely different.
Hmmm, what does Mairkurion wear under all those leaves?
MairkurionShould I be disturbed that completely missed the 'L' in the thread title, and clicked in here expecting something completely different.
Hmmm, what does Mairkurion wear under all those leaves?
I don't exchange pollen and tell...
MairkurionShould I be disturbed that completely missed the 'L' in the thread title, and clicked in here expecting something completely different.
Hmmm, what does Mairkurion wear under all those leaves?
Wouldn't you like to know? However, I think my part-time gig as Lord Secretary of Nature says it all...
Brudder!
Yeap, someone planted this lovely grove months ago, but I never heard about it until now. The green man is a late riser.
Hey plantyman, are you made of weed?
Wrong thread, man. I got a whole field of weed behind the Untitled place. Primo, man!
Wrong thread, man. I got a whole field of weed behind the Untitled place. Primo, man!
Nah, I've already been killed on that thread several times. They're all squares.
Here we'll just hang you. :)
Gary luvs the plants
I'm thinking about going to the Northeast and causing people to lose their survival instincts. I hope I can get to Marky Mark, this time. Anyone with me?
I wish you luck, but please do not wear my face outside of Wahlberg's place when the cops pick you up.
Sprays and scrubs the thread paths down to make them nice for visitors, trims the assassin vines back, fertilizes the yellow musk creeper with inert troll remains.
Smurfy work!
Just watch yourself.
I hear that you have the death sentence on twelve systems...I'll be careful.
Sprays and scrubs the thread paths down to make them nice for visitors, trims the assassin vines back, fertilizes the yellow musk creeper with inert troll remains.
Smurfy work!
It looks very nice!
In honor of our Grand Re-Opening, I'm grilling up a variety of meats for a free cook-out. Make your requests now.
I'd like the Dei-lite special, please!
Okay...Canadian grilled steer marinated in soy sauce.
What else? I say antelope, bison...hmm...pork, of course...
Liver.
No humanoids will be grilled in this thread, my nutty spooky voiced psychopathic friend*.
No humanoids will be grilled in this thread, my nutty spooky voiced psychopathic friend*.
Just a little steak?
Have a Quelby steak. They're an exotic delicacy all the way from the world of Orbregg.
*Sets out flanks of bison, antelope, and venison on the grill.*
This is really creepy.
BRAIIIINS!
This is really creepy.
Around here, we prefer the term "crexy". Would you mind pushing that zombie over into a nearby ditch? I don't want him starting on the scrambled eggs and brains until we're ready to fry them.
When do the humanoids arive?
I know I can't wait to hear the sounds of their voices.
I thought this was in regards to the Marvel comics Plantman.
That might be Mairkurion's super-hero name.
I thought this was in regards to the Marvel comics Plantman.That might be Mairkurion's super-hero name.
Just so long as he doesn't turn out to be Poison Ivy. :)
How about Man-Thing?Just so long as he doesn't turn out to be Poison Ivy. :)I thought this was in regards to the Marvel comics Plantman.That might be Mairkurion's super-hero name.
Especially not Giant Sized Man-Thing...
Just so long as he doesn't turn out to be Poison Ivy. :)I thought this was in regards to the Marvel comics Plantman.That might be Mairkurion's super-hero name.
Ooo...please don't bring her up. Our relationship ended badly.
Well, luckily I'm resistant, but she was way too clingy.
I thought I heard you were so despondent, you had to go the hospital to be hooked up to an ivy.
That sounds like a story she spread through the grapevine. That crazy b@*$! was stalking me for weeks!
Ah, so now we're getting to the root of the problem...
AUGH! STOP IT! No more puns, please... let's just nip it in the bud... AUGH, NOW I'M DOING IT TOO!
*Walks in with the Ranch dressing*
Salad time!
*pukes a little*
Hey there b-y-o-r-k! lookin'...