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Full Name

Aubrey Algernon Trismagistus or, if you must be boring, Alex Fell

Race

Rarely

Classes/Levels

Accountant 2/Auditor 4/Waster 30

Gender

No peeking, please

Size

Larger than I would like

Age

A youthful 38

Special Abilities

If only....

Alignment

Straight

Deity

Money, though Sebastian comes a close second

Location

Right now, the office

Languages

English

Occupation

Treasury auditor

Strength 8
Dexterity 6
Constitution 15
Intelligence 30
Wisdom 3
Charisma 15

About Aubrey the Malformed

Trapped in an endless struggle to stave off work-related boredom and the attentions of a legion of enfatuated women (such a drag), Aubrey the Malformed is the dark genius at the centre of a complex web of lies ("Yes, you will definately get that report tomorrow"). Treasury departments across the land fear his soft tread as the laughing assassin assesses their controls for Sox compliance.