| Full Name |
Aubrey Algernon Trismagistus or, if you must be boring, Alex Fell |
| Race |
Rarely |
| Classes/Levels |
Accountant 2/Auditor 4/Waster 30 |
| Gender |
No peeking, please |
| Size |
Larger than I would like |
| Age |
A youthful 38 |
| Special Abilities |
If only.... |
| Alignment |
Straight |
| Deity |
Money, though Sebastian comes a close second |
| Location |
Right now, the office |
| Languages |
English |
| Occupation |
Treasury auditor |
| Strength |
8 |
| Dexterity |
6 |
| Constitution |
15 |
| Intelligence |
30 |
| Wisdom |
3 |
| Charisma |
15 |
About Aubrey the Malformed
Trapped in an endless struggle to stave off work-related boredom and the attentions of a legion of enfatuated women (such a drag), Aubrey the Malformed is the dark genius at the centre of a complex web of lies ("Yes, you will definately get that report tomorrow"). Treasury departments across the land fear his soft tread as the laughing assassin assesses their controls for Sox compliance.
