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Scarab Sages

Mmmmm.....appendage.


Can't. stop. playing. Organ Trail.

Scarab Sages

Damn! I forgot to watch Walking Dead last night. And I can't remember if I told the wife to DVR it or not.


Aberzombie wrote:
Damn! I forgot to watch Walking Dead last night. And I can't remember if I told the wife to DVR it or not.

Missus Faust and I shall be watching it tonight from our DVR as part of Happy Brainday celebrations that have been ongoing since Friday night.

Today is my 40th Brainday ... *sniffs* ... *noms on his own brain* ... mmmmm ... nomnomnom ...


Brother Faust the Elder wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Damn! I forgot to watch Walking Dead last night. And I can't remember if I told the wife to DVR it or not.

Missus Faust and I shall be watching it tonight from our DVR as part of Happy Brainday celebrations that have been ongoing since Friday night.

Today is my 40th Brainday ... *sniffs* ... *noms on his own brain* ... mmmmm ... nomnomnom ...

Happy Brainday!!!


Dread Lord Zombie wrote:
Brother Faust the Elder wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Damn! I forgot to watch Walking Dead last night. And I can't remember if I told the wife to DVR it or not.

Missus Faust and I shall be watching it tonight from our DVR as part of Happy Brainday celebrations that have been ongoing since Friday night.

Today is my 40th Brainday ... *sniffs* ... *noms on his own brain* ... mmmmm ... nomnomnom ...

Happy Brainday!!!

We should have a potluck supper to celebrate. I brought brains.


We have cherry-flavored brains with chocolate sauce. Banana-rum marinaded brains. Absinthe-and-sugar brains. Brisket brains. Chili brains. Cheese-n-beef brains. Strawberry brains. Pun'kin bundt cake brains. Various beer marinade brains.

Casper did you bring ectoplasmic brains? A new delicacy is major points for a potluck!

Anyone have any tasty appendages, spicy internal organs or a small herd of self-propelled field rations?

Happy Brainday to me ... *nomnomnom* ... Happy Brainday to me ...

Scarab Sages

Mmmmmmmm........brainnnnnnday.

Dark Archive

what about those new vegiterian brains?


ulgulanoth wrote:
what about those new vegiterian brains?

Tofubrains smell funny ... there's no way to mistake them for proper brains...

Scarab Sages

Funny as in ha ha?


Aberzombie wrote:
Funny as in ha ha?

Funny as in send me into a blistering rage.


Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Funny as in ha ha?
Funny as in send me into a blistering rage.

How can we tell if you have blisters?

Scarab Sages

Mmmmmmm....blisters.


Mmmmm... Blistery brains...

Dark Archive

Mmmmmm....souls....

Scarab Sages

Hmmmmm....new product idea.....soul flavored brainnnnsssss....

Dark Archive

could work


SOOOOOOOUL BRAAAAAAINS!

Scarab Sages

Is that anything like The Soul Train?


Aberzombie wrote:
Is that anything like The Soul Train?

Yup. Only funkier.


Bran McChomperface wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Is that anything like The Soul Train?
Yup. Only funkier.

Get down with our dead selves ... :)


Brother Faust the Elder wrote:
Get down with our dead selves ... :)

Six feet far enough?

Scarab Sages

Brother Faust the Elder wrote:
Bran McChomperface wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Is that anything like The Soul Train?
Yup. Only funkier.
Get down with our dead selves ... :)

So, we should have our own dance - maybe the Zombie Shuffle?


Aberzombie wrote:
Brother Faust the Elder wrote:
Bran McChomperface wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Is that anything like The Soul Train?
Yup. Only funkier.
Get down with our dead selves ... :)
So, we should have our own dance - maybe the Zombie Shuffle?

Don't we always do the Zombie Shuffle when we're going after victims? Er, I mean when we are meeting new friends?


Dread Lord Zombie wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Brother Faust the Elder wrote:
Bran McChomperface wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Is that anything like The Soul Train?
Yup. Only funkier.
Get down with our dead selves ... :)
So, we should have our own dance - maybe the Zombie Shuffle?
Don't we always do the Zombie Shuffle when we're going after victims? Er, I mean when we are meeting new friends?

I'd prefer the Ghoul Tango ... step, step, claw, paralysis, chomp, chew, munch, spawn, step, step ...

Scarab Sages

Brother Faust the Elder wrote:
I'd prefer the Ghoul Tango ... step, step, claw, paralysis, chomp, chew, munch, spawn, step, step ...

I learned something similar once from watching the movie Yellowbeard.

Stagger. Stagger. Roll...


I like possessing my victims and making them dance.

Then I eat their brains. No one ever sees it coming.


Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

I like possessing my victims and making them dance.

Then I eat their brains. No one ever sees it coming.

<Raises hand>

*Ahem*

And, no, I'm not worried about my brain. You did see The Last Airbender, didn't you?

Dark Archive

ah, if only wraiths could dance...

The Exchange

ulgulanoth wrote:
ah, if only wraiths could dance...

Danse Macabre?

Dark Archive

2d20 ⇒ (18, 12) = 30

Scarab Sages

does the Electric Slide

The Exchange

Aberzombie wrote:
does the Electric Slide

But do you slide emo?

Scarab Sages

Crimson Jester wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
does the Electric Slide
But do you slide emo?

What? That stupid little red puppet from Sesame Street. I'd rather gouge my own eys out with a rusty pencil.

Dark Archive

i thought your eyes had already fallen out...

Scarab Sages

Yeah, but I keep super glueing them back in place.

Scarab Sages

Tonight , at work (Bartender, in a Night Club)...

Girl drinks too much, pukes everywhere.
Boyfriend is walking her out, also drunk...
Just before leaving, he has her down his beer (mostly full), because....
He is driving.

:|

It's a matched set of his/hers brains, though you might get a bit sloshed off of them.
Enjoy

-Uriel


Uriel393 wrote:


Tonight , at work (Bartender, in a Night Club)...

Girl drinks too much, pukes everywhere.
Boyfriend is walking her out, also drunk...
Just before leaving, he has her down his beer (mostly full), because....
He is driving.

:|

It's a matched set of his/hers brains, though you might get a bit sloshed off of them.
Enjoy

-Uriel

Pickled in beer brine. I like it!


Mmmmmm.....beer & brainnnnsssss


The perfect stocking stuffer this holiday season.


Happy Thanksgiving!!


Big Juicy Brain wrote:
Happy Thanksgiving!!

Why, it's a veritable feast!

Who gets to carve?


*blunders through thread following a butterfly*


Drooly Toddler wrote:
*blunders through thread following a butterfly*

Ooh! A side dish!

Dark Archive

mine! mine! i call dips on his soul...

Scarab Sages

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:
The perfect stocking stuffer this holiday season.

SWEET!!!

Scarab Sages

sigh

The Walking Dead is going to be over soon.


Aberzombie wrote:

sigh

The Walking Dead is going to be over soon.

But the reality lives on.

Scarab Sages

True!

shambles off to bring "the reality" home to some living folk

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