Anybody here watching Z-Nation? There's a horde on that show that is 1 million strong! Yes, 1 million! The living on that show called it a "Zunami".
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One of us! One of us!
They have it coming.
So, we should have our own dance - maybe the Zombie Shuffle?Get down with our dead selves ... :)Is that anything like The Soul Train?Yup. Only funkier. Don't we always do the Zombie Shuffle when we're going after victims? Er, I mean when we are meeting new friends?
Damn! I forgot to watch Walking Dead last night. And I can't remember if I told the wife to DVR it or not. Happy Brainday!!!
Just about 11 more days until The Walking Dead starts on TV. W00T! Finally, a TV show about us. But like all the movies about the undead we'll probably be shown to be the bad guys. *sigh*
How the hell did he move? It's not like the jar has legs or anything. Must be teleportation.
Fetch Sue. Fetch!*returns with a mouthful of tourists* You'll never be able to get rid of those blood stains.
Does this decaying flesh make my butt look big? No. It's your butt that is making your butt look too big.
I like the way you think ZPDG.
Our time is coming!
Hey, a new girl! ...and she's hot...er maybe closer to room temperature but you get my point.
steals crimson jester's soul after the posting blitzWhat do you think will happen when he comes back and it's gone? Maybe he'll become the undead like us.
I only want it if they have the Ju Ju Zombie. With the prejudice against our kind at an all time high, I doubt that will ever happen. *sigh*
Is that a sexual metaphor, or do they want to kill me?Being heartbeat challenged myself, that's not the problem. I'm betting most of the other vampires would like to see you staked as well. *facepalm* Trust me. Most of them would like to see you turned into dust. Of course there is time to change before somebody stakes you. First, you have to quit sparkling. The undead do not "sparkle". Second, quit whining about your condition. You're an immortal. Take unlife by the horns.
Being heartbeat challenged myself, that's not the problem. I'm betting most of the other vampires would like to see you staked as well.
*gets the stake ready*
Vampire, or dragon? Maybe a vampiric dragon?
Sad, but true. The prejudice and hate expressed by the living is a terrible thing. Let's hope that, one day, they crow beyond such behavior. Unfortunately, I don't see that happening. Movies that glorify killing zombies, like Zombieland, continue to be popular and show our kind to be inhuman monsters. *looks at a child going by and starts to chase him* BRRRRRAAAAIIIINNNNSSSS!!!
All this talk of violence against the heartbeat challenged is very disturbing. We face bigotry at every turn don't we?
Perhaps you should wait for Aberzombie. He'll know what to do.
we undead should band together! Yes, we should. Do you know about the MMMM....brains thread? That's the official undead thread. You should start hanging out there. One of us! One of us!
What is this? A Thriller video? C'mon, get your smelly carcass outta here.Hey! *sigh* The prejudice against the unliving continues.
Hey! No fair!
*has sign that reads, "Will eat brains for free".* I haven't had a single person take my offer. Am I doing something wrong?No, you're good DLZ. It's these damn living people. They are stubbornly attached to the idea of keeping their brains. And here I thought sharing = caring. You have that right. The selfishness of the living is amazing. When they don't share we have to resort to ambushing. Then we're looked at as the bad guys. Pfft!
*has sign that reads, "Will eat brains for free".* I haven't had a single person take my offer. Am I doing something wrong?
BRAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNSSSSSS!!!!!!
Did we ever get that cow's brain? Something is certainly giving me indigestion. Maybe it's those hippehs we ate the other day. My stomach's hurting too.
Arghh!!! It burns! It burns!
Did you have to use the tweezers to find it?He did! However, it was small and not very nourishing.He has a brain? Yes, with the help of a magnifying glass. I can't wait for Tarren to come out. He has a doctorate so we know he has to have a big braaaaiiiiinnnn.
He has a brain? He did! However, it was small and not very nourishing.
Gee, too bad you're incorporeal. But I'm not! *eats Erusin's brain*
BRAAAAIIIINNNNSSSS!!!!
I think we're at an impasse here. Maybe we can compromise?Well, I did.We weren't unreasonable. I mean, no wanted to eat his eye.Man, all this violence against the hearbeat challenged. What'd we ever do to you....?Yeah, all we wanted to do was eat his braaaaaiiiiinnnnnssss! Maybe if Tarren gives us a leg to gnaw on, we'll go away?
Man, all this violence against the hearbeat challenged. What'd we ever do to you....? Yeah, all we wanted to do was eat his braaaaaiiiiinnnnnssss!
*hides in bushes ready to jump an unexpecting Tarren*
That's OK TZ, we'll get it right on the next shot. Or the one after that. Or the one after that. Or the one after that..... That's right. Time is on our side. Besides, Tarren has to come outside eventually. His BRAAAAIINNNSSSS will be ours!
Has anybody thought about using a battering ram to get this door down? It could work.
BRAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNSSSS!
Welcome DLZ! We've been launching some of the lesser horde members at the roof with the Zombiepult™ Sounds like fun. I think I'll join in the mayhem.
*moons Holy Warrior*
Let's do it! We'll set it up on this thread, and then advertise on the other threads, and we'll see who shows up here! Sounds like a plan. I have dibs on the poodles. Their brrrraaaaiiiinnnssss are small but tasty.
I've come up with an idea for us to get some morsels. Why don't we open a "haunted house" on Halloween? The people that would come in would think we're just people in costumes and they wouldn't run from us. Easy pickings. Nah, you wouldn't need a sheet. They would think that you're a cool "special effect" and wouldn't suspect anything. Man, I can't wait for Halloween. *licks chops and drools* BRAAAAAIIIINNNNSSSS!
I've come up with an idea for us to get some morsels. Why don't we open a "haunted house" on Halloween? The people that would come in would think we're just people in costumes and they wouldn't run from us. Easy pickings.
I believe the horde might be watching football my liege. We zombies love our football.
BRAAAAIIIINNNSSSSS!
This prejudice against our kind can not continue. I'm tired of being stereotyped as some flesh eating inhuman being that...*notices a passerby*. Hold on a sec. *walks over to the passerby and screams are heard* What?
We can always hire another lawyer. *drools while looking at the lawyer's big skull*
It all depends on the size of the horde. I wish we were so big that we needed an Olympic stadium, but I think for the time being, we could take that Dallas stadium and have leftovers for the next day to boot.Maybe we could hit a football game today.That would be sweet. The bigger the stadium, the better. Mmmmmm.....Cowboy fans.
.... I hate people.Not me, I love them.... I love their braaaaiiiiinnnnssss!
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