George the Rabbit |
George the Rabbit wrote:Blah blah blahYap!
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*Sneaks up behind the poodle, ties an 'Acme' brand stick of TnT to his tail then jumps back into the briar patch as the TnT Blows up the poodle.*
"Ain't I a stinker."
Larry Lichman Owner - Johnny Scott Comics and Games |
Zombie Wolf |
Callous Jack wrote:Actually, with A-1 steak sauce and a dash of Worcestershire sauce.Lathiira wrote:I'm not saying much about the quality of those brains, however. Mine's in the special state bordering between 'extra-crispy' and 'completely fried'.With Chipotle flavoring?
Tabasco. Or perhaps a bit of picante. Thick and chunky is best.
Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost |
Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:Mmmmm... Braaaaiiinnnnsss...{Psionic Teleports into thread} Ah, here's a nice quiet demi-plane filled with nice quiet undead.
Now I can plot reven- {noticing several zombies drooling at him} what? Have I got a piece of kobold stuck in my teeth again?
BRAAAIIINNNSSS!!!!!!!
Mr. Peabody |
Oh my, you are a friendly bunch. I wonder why you undead get such a bad rap? {still oblivious}
{starts unpacking small bag of holding} Oh dear, in my haste in packing, I accidently broke all these bottles. {he is now completely covered in catsup, worcestershire sauce, and other tasty condiments}
I say, Mr. Casper chap, could you assist me here?
Turin the Mad |
Mr. Peabody wrote:Oh my, you are a friendly bunch. I wonder why you undead get such a bad rap? {still oblivious}{starts unpacking small bag of holding} Oh dear, in my haste in packing, I accidently broke all these bottles. {he is now completely covered in catsup, worcestershire sauce, and other tasty condiments}
I say, Mr. Casper chap, could you assist me here?
I might just have to stat up an intellect devourer with your moniker in my own campaign(s) thanks to you Mr. Peabody. ^_^
Mr. Peabody |
I might just have to stat up an intellect devourer with your moniker in my own campaign(s) thanks to you Mr. Peabody. ^_^
GM: You hear some rustling in the brush ahead. Suddenly, a small skinny pre-teen boy with glasses and dressed in filthy scraps stumbles out. He collapses exhausted at the feet of the party.
"Did- did I get away? Are the slavers still following me?" he gasps out. "Can I stay with you all for a little while? I promise I won't be any trouble... I'm not a thief and I'll be happy to do any chores you might need." He looks up tiredly, his eyes sunken and cheeks hollow from hunger. "My name is Sherman." he offers with a weak smile.
MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA...
Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost |
Mr. Peabody wrote:Oh my, you are a friendly bunch. I wonder why you undead get such a bad rap? {still oblivious}{starts unpacking small bag of holding} Oh dear, in my haste in packing, I accidently broke all these bottles. {he is now completely covered in catsup, worcestershire sauce, and other tasty condiments}
I say, Mr. Casper chap, could you assist me here?
Must... Save... for... Aberzombie...
Mmmm... He won't notice one little bite...
Just a little bite...
Mr. Peabody |
Must... Save... for... Aberzombie...
Mmmm... He won't notice one little bite...
Just a little bite...
{shudders a little as his head (exo-brain? torso?... I'm vague on intellect devourer anatomy) is nibbled} Durrrrrrrrr... {drools a little} what happened? Who am I? Who are you?
Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost |
Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:{shudders a little as his head (exo-brain? torso?... I'm vague on intellect devourer anatomy) is nibbled} Durrrrrrrrr... what happened? Who am I? Who are you?Must... Save... for... Aberzombie...
Mmmm... He won't notice one little bite...
Just a little bite...
Sorry... must just the draft you felt...
Mmmmm... so delicious...
Gark the Goblin |
Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:{shudders a little as his head (exo-brain? torso?... I'm vague on intellect devourer anatomy) is nibbled} Durrrrrrrrr... {drools a little} what happened? Who am I? Who are you?Must... Save... for... Aberzombie...
Mmmm... He won't notice one little bite...
Just a little bite...
Looks like the intellect devourer's intellect is being devoured...
Michael Donovan |
My brain is trying to kill me... it makes me work insane hours, won't let me sleep or eat properly, gets me into stressful situations dealing with normal people, and tries to convince me that gaming is too expensive and takes too much time away from working myself to death...
Please take this brain from me so I can replace it with one that picks the right lotto numbers so I can spend the remainder of my life blowing huge wads of cash and time on nothing but gaming.
Aberzombie |
My brain is trying to kill me... it makes me work insane hours, won't let me sleep or eat properly, gets me into stressful situations dealing with normal people, and tries to convince me that gaming is too expensive and takes too much time away from working myself to death...
Please take this brain from me so I can replace it with one that picks the right lotto numbers so I can spend the remainder of my life blowing huge wads of cash and time on nothing but gaming.
OK, but I'm busy gnawing on this Baird guy's skull at the moment. I'll have to get to you in a bit.
Michael Donovan |
Michael Donovan wrote:OK, but I'm busy gnawing on this Baird guy's skull at the moment. I'll have to get to you in a bit.My brain is trying to kill me... it makes me work insane hours...
That's fine ... my brain is currently distracted with work, as usual - yes, even on Saturday morning - so it should be easy for you to sneak up and dig in when you get around to it. Thanks :)
Zombie Guy |
My brain is trying to kill me... it makes me work insane hours, won't let me sleep or eat properly, gets me into stressful situations dealing with normal people, and tries to convince me that gaming is too expensive and takes too much time away from working myself to death...
Please take this brain from me so I can replace it with one that picks the right lotto numbers so I can spend the remainder of my life blowing huge wads of cash and time on nothing but gaming.
BRAINS!!!
Zombie Guy |
Aberzombie wrote:Michael Donovan wrote:OK, but I'm busy gnawing on this Baird guy's skull at the moment. I'll have to get to you in a bit.My brain is trying to kill me... it makes me work insane hours...
That's fine ... my brain is currently distracted with work, as usual - yes, even on Saturday morning - so it should be easy for you to sneak up and dig in when you get around to it. Thanks :)
BRAINS!!!
Mr. Peabody |
Well, if you don't want it now...
*eats the rest of Mr. Peabody*
{starts singing ala Sinatra:}
"And you've got me under your skin
You've got me deep in the gut of you
So deep in your GI tract, that I'm really a part of you
You've got me under your skin..."
Rooty-too-toot, New York, New York!
Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost |
Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:Well, if you don't want it now...
*eats the rest of Mr. Peabody*
{starts singing ala Sinatra:}
"And you've got me under your skin
You've got me deep in the gut of you
So deep in your GI tract, that I'm really a part of you
You've got me under your skin..."Rooty-too-toot, New York, New York!
Meh. My stomach is making all kinds of noises...
Mr. Peabody |
Meh. My stomach is making all kinds of noises...
{starts singing ala Sammy Davis Jr.:}
"Who can take a sunrise
Sprinkle it in dew
Cover it in chocolate
and a miracle or two?
The candyman
The candyman can
The candyman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good..."
Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost |
Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:Meh. My stomach is making all kinds of noises...{starts singing ala Sammy Davis Jr.:}
"Who can take a sunrise
Sprinkle it in dew
Cover it in chocolate
and a miracle or two?The candyman
The candyman can
The candyman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good..."
Did anybody else hear that?
I'm telling you, it's that brain I ate...