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Scarab Sages

Mmmmm....brainnnsss

Dark Archive Owner - Johnny Scott Comics and Games

I didn't know that brains had a "use by" date. I thought they were like Twinkies - they last forever.

Scarab Sages

Sure brains have a "Use By" date. Just look at Joe Biden...

:)

Dark Archive

Hey! I've never found a date like that on my skull.

Maybe it's under my hair...like that Damien kid. Cool!

Dark Archive Owner - Johnny Scott Comics and Games

Biden's brain should still be good. After all, it's never been used and is still in the shrink-wrap. (It's probably a collector's item!)


Joe Biden wrote:

Hey! I've never found a date like that on my skull.

Maybe it's under my hair...like that Damien kid. Cool!

The doctors didn't notice it when they were giving you your hair plugs?


Hey-YA! An' howdy.

Whut wus folk's donatin' agin'?

^_^


Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

Did anybody else hear that?

I'm telling you, it's that brain I ate...

{starts singing channeling Eric Burdon:}

"There is a house in New Orleans
They call the Risin' Sun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy.
And God, I know I'm one..."

Edit: Fixed it. It's Eric Burdon, not Mick Jagger. Damn tin ear!

Dark Archive Owner - Johnny Scott Comics and Games

Mr. Peabody wrote:
Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

Did anybody else hear that?

I'm telling you, it's that brain I ate...

{starts singing channeling Mick Jagger:}

"There is a house in New Orleans
They call the Risin' Sun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy.
And God, I know I'm one..."

Don't you mean Eric Burdon?


Mr. Peabody wrote:

{starts singing channeling Mick Jagger:}

"There is a house in New Orleans
They call the Risin' Sun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy.
And God, I know I'm one..."

Larry Lichman wrote:
Don't you mean Eric Burdon?

Argh! You're right! Guess the zombie stomach acids are digesting the cognitive functions.


Mr. Peabody wrote:
Mr. Peabody wrote:

{starts singing channeling Mick Jagger:}

"There is a house in New Orleans
They call the Risin' Sun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy.
And God, I know I'm one..."

Larry Lichman wrote:
Don't you mean Eric Burdon?
Argh! You're right! Guess the zombie stomach acids are digesting the cognitive functions.

If only they would digest a little faster.

Sovereign Court

Aberzombie wrote:

Sure brains have a "Use By" date. Just look at Joe Biden...

:)

Or most Texans...

;-)


Callous Jack wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

Sure brains have a "Use By" date. Just look at Joe Biden...

:)

Or most Texans...

;-)

Hey not all Texans are brain dead, just the ones that that voted for me. Against me, I was supposed to say against me.

Scarab Sages

Sunset wrote:

Hey-YA! An' howdy.

Whut wus folk's donatin' agin'?

^_^

Mmmm....brainnnsss


Braaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnsssss!!!!

Scarab Sages

Mmmm....


....brainnnsss


GIGGLES

Okeys! So, who's up fer puttin' t'gether th' magic stuff an' either gettin' one o' them a clonin' vats or mey'be getting their hands on a collar of regeneration an' a Ettin?

^_^


Dang, Ah wuz thinkin ah tawked funneh. Cain't ya make no sense gal?

Scarab Sages

Maybe we need to start categorizing the brains we get....


Aberzombie wrote:
Maybe we need to start categorizing the brains we get....

Delicious and Really Delicious?

Scarab Sages

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:
Delicious and Really Delicious?

Sounds good to me...


Sunset wrote:

GIGGLES

Okeys! So, who's up fer puttin' t'gether th' magic stuff an' either gettin' one o' them a clonin' vats or mey'be getting their hands on a collar of regeneration an' a Ettin?

^_^

Excuse me... Could I eat your brain?

Dark Archive Owner - Johnny Scott Comics and Games

More brains, fellas! I got a great deal on bubble headed bleach blondes at the Beauty Academy...

*backs up box truck to loading dock*


Larry Lichman wrote:

More brains, fellas! I got a great deal on bubble headed bleach blondes at the Beauty Academy...

*backs up box truck to loading dock*

It's a trap!! Runs out of the thread away from the empty brain cases that have been loaded with ...

Dark Archive Owner - Johnny Scott Comics and Games

No need to run. They're brains. Just the bite-sized versions. Kind of like mini-oreos.


Lichman wouldn't deceive us. He likes brains as much as the next undead... And just because those blondes never used their brains didn't mean they didn't have any. In fact, their brains are delicious. They are soft and tender, not tough like some mathematician's brain...

Scarab Sages

Mmmmm....blond brainnnnssss


Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:
Lichman wouldn't deceive us. He likes brains as much as the next undead... And just because those blondes never used their brains didn't mean they didn't have any. In fact, their brains are delicious. They are soft and tender, not tough like some mathematician's brain...

Ah but you see, they apply various chemicals to their fleshy and hairy outer casings that soak into the sponge that is the blonde brain... Don't know about you, but I sure don't want to devour anything soaked it the kind of stuff that goes into maintaining most blonde's "look"...


Turin the Mad wrote:
Ah but you see, they apply various chemicals to their fleshy and hairy outer casings that soak into the sponge that is the blonde brain... Don't know about you, but I sure don't want to devour anything soaked it the kind of stuff that goes into maintaining most blonde's "look"...

{from Casper's tummy:} [tone="knowitall"] That blood-brain barrier should protect the blond/blonde brain from those chemicals. And being undead, you should be immune to anything that made it through.[/tone]

But then again, you are Mad and I'm digesting...

Scarab Sages

Larry Lichman wrote:
No need to run. They're brains. Just the bite-sized versions. Kind of like mini-oreos.

Mmmm......oreos.


Aberzombie wrote:
Larry Lichman wrote:
No need to run. They're brains. Just the bite-sized versions. Kind of like mini-oreos.
Mmmm......oreos.

Sometimes I put a brain between two chocolate cookies. That's kind of like an oreo.


Mr. Peabody wrote:

{from Casper's tummy:} [tone="knowitall"] That blood-brain barrier should protect the blond/blonde brain from those chemicals. And being undead, you should be immune to anything that made it through.[/tone]

But then again, you are Mad and I'm digesting...

Good points... but then, we are talking about bite-sized Oreo cookie sandwich filler ...

Mmmm ... blondeos ...

Scarab Sages

Mmmmm....chocolate.


Mmmmm... Chocolate brains...


Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:
Mmmmm... Chocolate brains...

{from Casper's guts} I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Casper. Casper, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid.

Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an ID 9000 intellect devourer. I became operational at the H.A.L. creche in the Darklands. My instructor was Mr. Jansen, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.

Scarab Sages

Hungry Jack® has decided to travel the threads, offering yummy ideas for meals.....

Mexican Chicken and Potato Burrito

Ingredients:
• 2 cups water
• 3 tablespoons butter plus 2 tsps., divided
• 1/4 cup milk
• 2 cups Hungry Jack® Mashed Potatoes, flakes
• 1/2 cup chopped onion
• 2 cups cubed cooked chicken, turkey or beef
• 1 (1.25 oz.) package taco seasoning mix
• 1/2 cup chunky ­style salsa
• 1/2 cup (2 oz.) shredded Cheddar cheese
• 8 (8-inch) flour tortillas, heated
• Shredded lettuce (optional)
• Additional chunky style salsa (optional)

Preparation Directions:
1. BRING water and 3 tablespoons butter to a rolling boil in medium saucepan. Remove from heat. Stir in milk and potato flakes with fork until well blended. Set aside.
2. MELT 2 teaspoons butter in medium skillet over medium heat. Add onion. Cook and stir until tender. Stir in chicken, taco seasoning mix and 1/2 cup salsa. Bring to a boil. Cook 2 minutes, stirring occasionally. Stir in cheese and prepared potatoes.
3. SPOON about 1/2 cup potato mixture down center of each warm tortilla. Roll up. Top with lettuce and additional salsa, if desired.

Yield: 8 burritos
Prep Time: 15 min
Cook Time: 16 min

Dark Archive Owner - Johnny Scott Comics and Games

Mmmm...Brain Burritos....


Hungry Jack wrote:
• 2 cups cubed cooked chicken, turkey, beef, or humanoid brains

Fixed that for you.


Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:
Hungry Jack wrote:
&#8226; 2 cups cubed cooked chicken, turkey, beef, or humanoid brains
Fixed that for you.

{singing from Casper's tummy:}

"Daisy, Daisssssssy,
give meee youuuuur answeeeer do.
I'm. half. craaaazzzzy...
all for the love of youuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

If you ate more fiber, he'd have been gone before now. ;)


*pops a handful of antacid*


Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:
*pops a handful of antacid*

Oooo...

"Tiny bubbles, in the gut,
Make him ha- happy, make... ma-... ma-?"

{with a sense of relief, Casper feels the brain-thingie dissolve into nummy brainmush goodness}

RIP, Mr. Peabody. You never caused a tenth of the evil mischief I had planned for you.


Mr. Peabody wrote:
Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:
*pops a handful of antacid*

Oooo...

"Tiny bubbles, in the gut,
Make him ha- happy, make... ma-... ma-?"

{with a sense of relief, Casper feels the brain-thingie dissolve into nummy brainmush goodness}

RIP, Mr. Peabody. You never caused a tenth of the evil mischief I had planned for you.

*True Rezz's Mr. Peabody.* You don't eat my mini-onions. I eat my mini-onions. *Releases Mr. Peabody back into the world to indulge in more evil mischief, then [teleports] out of the thread.


Brother Faust the Elder wrote:
*True Rezz's Mr. Peabody.* You don't eat my mini-onions. I eat my mini-onions. *Releases Mr. Peabody back into the world to indulge in more evil mischief, then [teleports] out of the thread.

You didn't have to do that, but thanks! I would have just created another alias to act like a loon. :)


*Slides into thread, does zombie [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c_uvQ3Mp_8]impression[/url*


Mmm, more braaaaains...

lipsmack


Brother Faust the Elder wrote:
*True Rezz's Mr. Peabody.* You don't eat my mini-onions. I eat my mini-onions. *Releases Mr. Peabody back into the world to indulge in more evil mischief, then [teleports] out of the thread.

{kneels before flickering hologram of Darth Faust} Yes, my Master.

Scarab Sages

Mmmmm.....brainnnnssss

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