MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmm....
*prowls the streets in search of brains*
You watcha you mouth, Harpo. Dis'a family thread; you donna wan a lil' zombie to overhear dat kinda language.
There's lil' zombies?
I love the sound of childlike undead cackling.
I used to like this guy. What'd we ever do to him?
*cackles incessantly*
hi all. i got told that this was a support group for we undead who are sick of being hit by smite evil. what's the right protocol here, am i supposed to introduce myself?
How about smite b@**#es?????!?
hey, i just got the card out of the local town hall and stopped in to see what was going on. maybe you should ask one of the regulars.
by the way, does anyone have any blood they don't need?
Do vampires have brains we can eat?
This is the place where we try to amass brains for Aberzombie. It's a "used brain drive" so to speak.
So stop by and drop off your unwanted brains!
Remind me to avoid this thread...
Remind me to avoid this thread...This is the place where we try to amass brains for Aberzombie. It's a "used brain drive" so to speak.
So stop by and drop off your unwanted brains!
too late.
*drools*
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Zombie Bullying PSA starring Zachary Levi
While I thank Mr. Levi for his valiant attempt to mitigate some of the hate and violence directed toward the heart beat challenged, I found his final catchphrase of "Be wise. Shoot between the eyes." to be deplorable.
Zombies were people too, you know.
And people say the zombies are the stupid ones.
Finally, a series which depicts undead as the heroic figures we are!
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{whistles:}
"You can get any brains you want,
At Aberzombie's Restaurant.'
I believe that copious amounts of LEGAL mind-altering legal substances are a Good Thing.
I believe that I shall encourage my wingman, who is attending Shamrock Fest, is in dire need of getting his ashes hauled VERY thoroughly.
I believe that he Shall Have a Good @#!! Time, dammit.
dwarf comes and drops a bunch of witch heads
Like those inhabit it, this thread does not stay dead for long!
*sprays blood like confetti*
Ooh! Are we hitting up the mall today?! That's my favorite.
*sign* "Isn't the usual meal there just a lot of 'tastes great, less filling'?"
*flip sign* "I'm all for going regardless. Poodle and Sue emptied the spare fridge."
Don't forget the runners ... mmmmm ... chicken ...
*sign* "Good morning. We have egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and brains; egg bacon and brains; egg bacon sausage and brains; brains bacon sausage and brains; brains egg brains brains bacon and brains; brains sausage brains brains bacon brains tomato and brains."