Bran McChomperface's page

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Only the small plastic versions, zombeh. Your horde is safe

Sure. That's what they all say. Next thing you know, I'm getting bum rushed by Milla Jojovich and Norman Reedus.

And Tony Hawk for some damn reason.

Mmmmmmmmmm, brans....

MMMMMMM...me!

Omnomnomnom

Yummy!

This stapler smells funny!

I look different every day. Having just one face is boring.

I'm just too lazy to change my avatar and Ensirio never stays in her/his 'Ganger form for more than a few seconds ;)

...like '70s-era Bowie. :P

Damn it! My tongue fell out!

Well...you do look like '70s-era Bowie...

Damn necromancers!

Why can't people be snackier, instead?

Lunalynx wrote:

Gark the Goblin wrote:

Lunalynx wrote:

Wait, AZ is your friend who told you to come here?

He's no good.

Worse, Ashe Ravenheart or Droz to those of us who know him outside.

When he's allowed out that is.

I, like AZ, just happen to live on the East Coast.

But Garky-poo is right. I ain't no good. I'm a curmudgeonly old, thread pooper who also, or so the stories go, like to kindap baby penguins, train them to be assassins, then unleash them on an unsuspecting world.

On the other hand, he's Gark.

Otherwise, welcome.

Also - just off the East Coast eh? And, according to your profile, you're in PA. Philly, or no?

Aberzombie, you are mean. You didn't invite me to your "Brain Souffle" party. I'm still upset about that, so upset I'm going to link to your first known post.

Bran McChomperface wrote:

Ooooh, is this the new living-challenged thread?

I'm getting there...

Wait...you're not a lich?

Maybe Sharoth said you were something that rhymes. Who knows? My ears fell off years ago.

Ooooh, is this the new living-challenged thread?

For Aberzombie, and all living disabled folks.

Mmmm...food groups...

Nice find, by the way.

Is that anything like The Soul Train?

Yup. Only funkier.

SOOOOOOOUL BRAAAAAAINS!

Aberzombie wrote:

Funny as in ha ha?

Funny as in send me into a blistering rage.

How can we tell if you have blisters?

I propose we say "Hi Welcome to My Belly" when we're talking to an unsuspecting brain donor. It'll be really clever.

Wait, we're not being nice when we pop into a new thread and welcome them to the boards? Or is this douchetrollery specific to certain places only? The world makes no freakin' sense. I'm going back to my shawl and my morning cup of coffee.

::Readies cane against BMcC::

Hi welcome to my belly, Mairkurion.

Well this is disappointing.

It's been a long time since Aberzombie threatened to consume my brains. Are my brains not tasty enough?

I, for one, would appreciate your tasty, delicious braaaaaaiiiinnnnnsssss...

*drools*

TGIF!!!!

Yes. Thank Goodness it's Friedbraiiiiiinnnnnsssssss.

The Walking Dead comic series.

At the bottom of the page, it reports how AMC is interested in making this a series. I also noticed the same thing on SciFi Wire.

Huzzah! More exposure for our kind! Maybe we can get jobs as extras.

Hooray! The Walking Dead series is the best depiction of our kind, ever, in comic book form.

And tonsils - I bet hospitals are always throwing those out.

And spleens. Those are my second favorite after...braiiiiiins.

Cerebral Pizza?

Brain Inn (my belly)?

Mmmm...gaaaaames

Mmmm...brain pancakes...

I'm back to normal, now.

Must have been some sort of curse...

Tiny hippies live right next door to smurfs.

BY ALL THAT IS UNHOLY, WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME?!??!

I think we're getting off message here.

Bite cow

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Yes, you are quite tender.

I thought he was just a bad driver.

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Look cow

I'd buy that for a dollar!

Tarren Dei wrote:

Corath wrote:

Hi. Where is said kingdom?

I bequeath thee, Algonquin Park. As one of the few Canadians to survive the rise of the zombies, I think I can do that. I kind of own it now. Now, please, get these poodles off my legs.

Give me a live porcupine, a tape recorder, and a dog biscuit and I'll leave you guys alone.

I'll give you two of each if you'll help us.

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Look hatch

Tarren Dei wrote:

Robby the Robot wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Keaton Bloodfang wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

* Bullrush attempt to move the possibly sparkling vampire and climb into the hovercraft *

1d20+13

EDIT: Bye-bye Sparkles.

And to think I tried to help you earlier. Twice.

A good vampire? A vampire with a heart? Gag!

"Say, Robby, do you have any weapons on this thing?"

I rarely use them myself, Sir: they promote violence. However, there is a triple saw bladed, rapid action cow pusher mounted on the front of the craft, which can also be electrified.

Cow pusher? Did you say COW PUSHER!!?!

That's a terrible thing to call Bran McChomperface. He's very sensitive about his weight.

I've even gone on the Callista Flockhart diet.

What was that tingling sensation earlier? I kinda liked it.

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Open hatch

Tarren Dei wrote:

Keaton Bloodfang wrote:

Robby the Robot wrote:

I attempted to warn you, Tarren Dei. Your fire arms will be of limited application in the destruction of zombies. Please get in the hovercraft, while there is yet hope.

{clickety-clickety-clickety}

Yes, it is much safer up here with the robot and I. Hurry, lest the zombiez confuse you by dancing!

One question, Bloodfang, do you sparkle?

Robots gleam in the sun, however, we do not Sparkle. Also a vampire appears to be trying to infiltrate the hovercraft. Dr. Dei, please assist him to exit with your horns as you climb in. Morpheus said nothing about taking on vampires.

That's better.

Eat brain

Tarren Dei wrote:

Keaton Bloodfang wrote:

Robby the Robot wrote:

I attempted to warn you, Tarren Dei. Your fire arms will be of limited application in the destruction of zombies. Please get in the hovercraft, while there is yet hope.

{clickety-clickety-clickety}

Yes, it is much safer up here with the robot and I. Hurry, lest the zombiez confuse you by dancing!

One question, Bloodfang, do you sparkle?

Robots gleam in the sun, however, we do not Sparkle. Also a vampire appears to be trying to infiltrate the hovercraft. Dr. Dei, please assist him to exit with your horns as you climb in. Morpheus said nothing about taking on vampires.

Psst. Your leaves are showing.

Jump hovercraft

Bran McChomperface wrote:

Bran McChomperface wrote:

Look mailbox

Go west

There is a white house here.

Braiiiiins

Look mailbox

Go west

Look mailbox

<Stands on the side of the road with "Albuquerque" scrawled on a sign>

Going my way?

* stumbles out of car and sits down in the middle of the road wearing a 'Twilight' t-shirt *

'Maybe they'll think I'm already a zombie.'

Meat is...

Hey, everyone, it's Kristin Stewart! *SQUEAL*

Meat is murder! Meat is murder!

Are we there yet? I'm thirsty!

Are we there yet? I'm hungry!

Orthos wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

knocks on car window, asking for a donation for the Red Cross

Don't fall for it, it's a trap!

*eats Orthos's brain*

That's going to come back to haunt you, you know.

The most important day has to be St. Stevens' Day.

It's true.

We seem to be ignoring the tasty beef sheep in the car...

Tarren Dei wrote:

Let's end this. Die! Die, zombies, die!!

That's just inconsiderate.

It's downright unconsiderate if you ask me!