Gets out the trusty Remington, Betsy...
"Reporting for 'reeducation' duties!"
Be careful where you step VP, I sent the poodles up there.
Just blew up a poodle that was stirring up trouble in the Poodle thread.
Howdy all! Haven't posted in a couple of days.....slacking! But I see that you all have done your finest to keep this thread alive!!!
Your Supreme First Lady is proud of you!
Don't worry Lord Secretary, we're using new Magic Missle smart bombs these days, they never miss the intended target! Your homeland will be safe from harm, even more so once the evil Logue is safely out of their borders. But could you have the trees "paint the target" so as to ensure no mishaps occur?
Instructions have been passed onto the Shepherds of the Trees. Operation Bough-In is GO.
Lord President Moorluck, to advance the migration of the Poodles to the 52nd state formerly known as Canada, I had to make an incintive to the poodle lords. If and only IF they move did I promise that the treasuary would bailout their banks of poodle bucks. With the bad shape and value of Poodle bucks it is really cost effective to back it. The current exchange rate for 1 Poodle buck (PB) is equvalent to 1/32 of a penny. They are basicly coupons.
I've had to make my own...incentives too. With all due respect, those poodles are just too unruly to give a whole state to.
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From the vastness of my Private Realm Down Under I shall initiate all manner of Foreign Policy in an attempt to bring everyone else in line with Lord President Moorluck's grand plans for World Domination™.
Also... as part of said Policy I shal make a mandate that all of their Hot Chicks must at all times be displaying their boobies! Because nothing says we support Lord President Moorluck like Hot Chicks showing their boobies!!!
Your Lord Secretary of Foreign Affairs
Caring for the needs of The Lord President since 2 days ago..
That Emperor Poodlemilian I should no longer be a threat. I gave him a treat.
Lord Secretary of Kicking A** I believe that the poodles are rising against us. We must *fix* the problem soon.
Lord Secretary of Kicking A** I believe that the poodles are rising against us. We must *fix* the problem soon.
I agree. Lord Secretary of Kicking A**, I am issuing an executive order to bring the poodles in line, with the use of force if needed. I was generous in my initial offer to them, but this morning I found a "surprise" in my shoe.... needless to say I am not happy. And when the Lord President isn't happy... well he drinks alot, and then he forgets where he left his keys, and then he.... well nevermind.
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Excuse me Mr. Lizard thing, I got your post but was unable to open the darned envelope, so here ya' go you can have it back.
Oh and in the future my office has a policy against opening letters that register positive for magical tampering, I'm sure it was just a mistake on your part, but I would hate to see you commit another.
I've had to make my own...incentives too. With all due respect, those poodles are just too unruly to give a whole state to.
i understand your concerns Lord Secretary, but my hope is those fluffy little flea bags with freeze their acorns off and no longer be able to breed.
Bombers loaded with "nucular"-option Maximized Meteor Swarm bombs ready to give the Poodles something to think about!
Bombers loaded with "nucular"-option Maximized Meteor Swarm bombs ready to give the Poodles something to think about!
Proceed at your discretion Lord Secretary, you have my permission to blow those little mutts back to the days of 1e!, and if you have any to spare I'll give you the location of my in-laws, and ex-girlfriends. Who knows there may even be a shiny new vorpal sword in it for you...
Bombers loaded with "nucular"-option Maximized Meteor Swarm bombs ready to give the Poodles something to think about!...you have my permission to blow those little mutts back to the days of 1e!...
*Locks and loads*
Hmmm, the top spot is looking good, might need a promotion...
*dissing 1e, huh?*
Bombers loaded with "nucular"-option Maximized Meteor Swarm bombs ready to give the Poodles something to think about!...you have my permission to blow those little mutts back to the days of 1e!...*Locks and loads*
Hmmm, the top spot is looking good, might need a promotion...
*dissing 1e, huh?*
Nope. Just sayin' it was a long time ago..... I miss the good old days.
Lord Vice President, prepare a proclemation. Those wizards who live on the coast WILL bring back 1e! If not we have plenty of Maximized Meteor Swarms left over from the poodles! Or better yet tell them the Lord President is transfering ownership of the brand to my supporters at Paizo.
I'll get a Texas Ranger up there post haste. He'll handle it. Old friend of mine, goes by "Walker"...
I'll get a Texas Ranger up there post haste. He'll handle it. Old friend of mine, goes by "Walker"...
OOO.. I like those guys, hmmm, maybe I should my seat of power. what do you guys think, Seattle or Houston?
There is no such person as Walker Texas Ranger only Chuck Norris. And Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups he pushes the world down
sorry couldn't help it
I'll get a Texas Ranger up there post haste. He'll handle it. Old friend of mine, goes by "Walker"...OOO.. I like those guys, hmmm, maybe I should my seat of power. what do you guys think, Seattle or Houston?
Seattle:
Pros: Paizo is there. Good seafood. Close to Vancouver.
Cons: Constant overcast and drizzle, over roasted coffee, politics that would drive a nice South Carolina boy nuts. People drive like idiots.
Houston:
Pros: Best economy of any major city in US right now. Hottest women anywhere in the US. I live here. Great weather for nine months. Hot women in bikinis almost year round. Located in the best state in the Union. Edit: Forgot to add - AWESOME topless bars.
Cons: Like living in a furnace from the end of May until the middle of September. People drive like idiots. Hurricanes.
Your call.
Lord President, Lord-Secretaries of the Cabinet, I have issued an official proclamation of the Domain of Nature, to wit:
Poodles, though having their origin in Nature, are an aberration of it, which no longer puts them under the umbrella of Nature, thus they have been divested of all rights and privileges appertaining to members of the same.
First bombs are away!
Moorluck has declared himself Lord President of a new Domaincracy, and we've unilaterally declared war on the poodles. You'll have to check with him to see if there are any cabinet positions. A Dark Solnes appeared briefly, and, IIRC, Moorluck propositioned "her" and "she" disappeared. And everyone in this thread agreed to send me $20.
I should also post the work I've done converting the 4E pantheon to Pathfinder.
Cool! I look forward to reading your work.
Hiya!
I hope all of you in the cabinet have enjoyed your father's day!
Lord High Executioner Aberzombie (Death,Undeath)
Sweet! I get to execute people! And then I get to bring them back as blasphemous mockeries of all that live!
Lord High Executioner Aberzombie (Death,Undeath)
Sweet! I get to execute people! And then I get to bring them back as blasphemous mockeries of all that live!
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Blasphemous mockeries of life, yes. And once my Undead Work-Force initiative passes, they will become PRODUCTIVE mockeries of life, all the jobs that have been deemed to dangerous for the living will be performed by your undead minions, think of underwater demolitions, Haz-Mat disposal, and numerous other hazardous professions as their niche. The revenue raised by them will be used by Lord Secretary War-Bucks to help fund Supreme First Lady Solnes' Free Healing Domain Care Plan, I see this as a win-win.
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Blasphemous mockeries of life, yes. And once my Undead Work-Force initiative passes, they will become PRODUCTIVE mockeries of life, all the jobs that have been deemed to dangerous for the living will be performed by your undead minions, think of underwater demolitions, Haz-Mat disposal, and numerous other hazardous professions as their niche. The revenue raised by them will be used by Lord Secretary War-Bucks to help fund Supreme First Lady Solnes' Free Healing Domain Care Plan, I see this as a win-win.Lord High Executioner Aberzombie (Death,Undeath)
Sweet! I get to execute people! And then I get to bring them back as blasphemous mockeries of all that live!
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Hmmm...given your campaign against the poodles, would a unit of undead poodles be a possibility, perhaps for special ops purposes?
Mmmmm.....brainnnnsss
So quiet...
<Tumbleweed blows across the thread>
So, could I be Chief Embassy to the Goblinoids? (Or Goblins?)
Domains could be any of these:
- Evil
- War
- Madness
- Trickery
- Fire
- Water
I will gladly share evil with you. and do you mean Fire and Water or Firewater, you know like the really strong alcohol as in whiskey for example
Are Goblins a part of Nature?
maybe, small humanoid(Goblin) you make the call but based on that then humans, drow, elfs, dwarfs, etc. would be part of nature
Then I presume I would advise the Lord President on this appointment.
My motto: "It it's in Nature, it's in my domain."
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I will gladly share evil with you. and do you mean Fire and Water or Firewater, you know like the really strong alcohol as in whiskey for exampleSo, could I be Chief Embassy to the Goblinoids? (Or Goblins?)
Domains could be any of these:
- Evil
- War
- Madness
- Trickery
- Fire
- Water
Thank you. The goblinoids focus mainly on war, doing evil, and burning stuff (the goblins are known for their madness and trickery, and one of the goblin deities focuses on drowning and water). And dog-hating. And horse-hating. But those aren't domains (yet).
On another note, I pledge the armies of hobgoblins, the spies of bugbears, and the shock troops of goblins to the cause of anti-poodledom.