Forums are Way Too Long!!!

[Sharoth]

taig wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

taig wrote:

PLEASE, NO MORE PUNISHMENT!

You axed for it!

I'm willing to take this egg and bury the hatch it.

Can't you take a yoke?

[Carnivorous_Bean]

Hey, I don't get it .... am I just a dumb cluck?

[Kermit the Half-Fiend Frog]

STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Is anyone bored? How about a nice game?

[Major Monogram]

Dear Valued Customer,

In order to serve you better, we are discontinuing our customer service department. This will allow us to focus our resources to other areas, like profits and bonuses. We hope that we can count on your support in the future. Thank you.

The Management

Spoiler:

I actually saw a memo to this effect once.

[Moorluck]

Ok, nap is done. Woman in the kitchen cooking my dinner, baby playing happily in playpen, oldest playing happily on PS3, middle child bugging oldest, happily, me wondering what the holy freak got into everyone today!?

[Moorluck]

I also want to add...

Spoiler:

Boobs to the head!

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Heh-heh...Moorluck said, "Woman..."

[Mike Welham]

Sharoth wrote:

taig wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

taig wrote:

PLEASE, NO MORE PUNISHMENT!

You axed for it!

I'm willing to take this egg and bury the hatch it.

Can't you take a yoke?

You, sir, have a lot of moxie.

[Mike Welham]

Moorluck wrote:

Ok, nap is done. Woman in the kitchen cooking my dinner, baby playing happily in playpen, oldest playing happily on PS3, middle child bugging oldest, happily, me wondering what the holy freak got into everyone today!?

It's been raining for the better part of two days, here. Maybe that's part of it for me.

[Moorluck]

taig wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Ok, nap is done. Woman in the kitchen cooking my dinner, baby playing happily in playpen, oldest playing happily on PS3, middle child bugging oldest, happily, me wondering what the holy freak got into everyone today!?

It's been raining for the better part of two days, here. Maybe that's part of it for me.

It's been wanting to rain here for the past couple days... but thoughts of Solnes in her corset have sustained me, for $20 you too can have one of those thoughts. ;)

[Moorluck]

I love you, you love me,
we're a messed up family,
With a badger and a drow,
and a talking pony too,
This song was just for you! ;P

[taig]

Moorluck, it's time for you to try on this very comfortable new jacket.

<Holds straight-jacket in one hand and a truncheon in the other, behind back>

[houstonderek]

taig wrote:

Moorluck, it's time for you to try on this very comfortable new jacket.

<Holds straight-jacket in one hand and a truncheon in the other, behind back>

and...

with their mortal enemy incapacitated, the cockroaches, silverfish and termites rise up and take over the world.

Thanks, Taig, thanks a lot...

:P

[taig]

houstonderek wrote:

taig wrote:

Moorluck, it's time for you to try on this very comfortable new jacket.

<Holds straight-jacket in one hand and a truncheon in the other, behind back>

and...

with their mortal enemy incapacitated, the cockroaches, silverfish and termites rise up and take over the world.

Thanks, Taig, thanks a lot...

:P

I've never been very good at thinking things all the way through.

<Brushes off a neighborhood of fleas>

[Ditz Dude'Hurtin]

HO! And behold! I am Ditz Dude'Hurtin, I am the angsty renegade drow scout from the underdark city Whenzyaleavin, I have sworn to defend small fuzzy woodland creatures with the aid of my trusty sidekick, the astral puma Getawhif, and my trusy swords "Icingcake" and "Sparkle". Together we travel the Cutwind Dale befriending old blind men, cranky dwarves, and underage girls! In return all I ask for is understanding, acceptance, a place to whine about everything I do, and...

Spoiler:

ELF BOOBS TO THE HEAD!!!

....is this a place I might find such?

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

I have a mortal enemy - It's called France.

[taig]

Ditz Dude'Hurtin wrote:

HO! And behold! I am Ditz Dude'Hurtin, I am the angsty renegade drow scout from the underdark city Whenzyaleavin, I have sworn to defend small fuzzy woodland creatures with the aid of my trusty sidekick, the astral puma Getawhif, and my trusy swords "Icingcake" and "Sparkle". Together we travel the Cutwind Dale befriending old blind men, cranky dwarves, and underage girls! In return all I ask for is understanding, acceptance, a place to whine about everything I do, and...

Spoiler:

ELF BOOBS TO THE HEAD!!!

....is this a place I might find such?

I am *so* glad I was not drinking anything when I read this.

[Gark the Goblin]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Gark the Goblin wrote:

I think it's most interesting to watch their personalities develop. I was watching my neighbor's 3-4 yr old playing on their slide a while ago. She got bored, and saw that some chairs were knocked over. So she went and put them up. I bet she's gonna be OCD.

Did you knock them back over when she wasn't looking? ;)

Yes... Muahahaha!

Then I ate her little sister.

[Gark the Goblin]

Heathansson wrote:

Put one up there; I'll do it. Math problem.

+1 Math

[Moorluck]

taig wrote:

Moorluck, it's time for you to try on this very comfortable new jacket.

<Holds straight-jacket in one hand and a truncheon in the other, behind back>

Ooooo... and it's my size too!

[Moorluck]

houstonderek wrote:

taig wrote:

Moorluck, it's time for you to try on this very comfortable new jacket.

<Holds straight-jacket in one hand and a truncheon in the other, behind back>

and...

with their mortal enemy incapacitated, the cockroaches, silverfish and termites rise up and take over the world.

Thanks, Taig, thanks a lot...

:P

Someone finaly understands my importance.... or is it my impotence? I always get those mixed up. ;)

[Not that inoccent.]

Gark the Goblin wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Gark the Goblin wrote:

I think it's most interesting to watch their personalities develop. I was watching my neighbor's 3-4 yr old playing on their slide a while ago. She got bored, and saw that some chairs were knocked over. So she went and put them up. I bet she's gonna be OCD.

Did you knock them back over when she wasn't looking? ;)

Yes... Muahahaha!

Then I ate her little sister.

I ate a little sister once....

[Moorluck]

Yeah after Ditz, I'm pretty much done. You guys can have Solnes, just remember she likes to be scratched behind the ears.

[Carnivorous_Bean]

Moorluck wrote:

I also want to add...

** spoiler omitted **

Brag, brag, brag .... ;)

[Gark the Goblin]

Solnes wrote:

8. For each of the following actions, write a word problem
that can be solved with the equation
a. Taking away one length from another a-b=c
b. Taking away a subset from a set
c. Separating a length into two lengths a=b+c; b=xc
d. Separating a set into two subsets
e. Comparing two lengths a<b or a>b or a=b; a-b=x
f. Comparing two sets

10. For each of the following actions, write a word problem
that can be solved with the equation
a. Separating a set into equivalent subsets of a given size
b. Separating a length into equal lengths of a given size
c. Separating a set into a given number of equivalent
subsets
d. Separating a length into a given number of equal
lengths

Have at it...lol

1. a. Gark has a stick 2 feet long. Amy needs 5 inches of stick for a model airplane, so she asks Gark for part of his. If he gives her the length she needs, then how long of a stick will Gark have left?

c. Idiot has a 20-inch stick, and he wants to cut it so that one piece is 3 times the length of the other piece. How long will each piece be?
e. Gark cuts a spear from a sapling. The spear is 5 feet long, while the remaining wood is 30 feet long. What is the ratio of the spear length to that of the original sapling?
Ok, bored now.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

I have a mortal enemy - It's called France.

You like to aim low, eh? Good way to boost your confidence! Hang in there, poochie!

[Gark the Goblin]

Evil Overlord wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Evil Overlord wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Evil Overlord wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Evil Overlord wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Anyone here?

Why am I talking to myself?

I feel so ignored!!!

Come here my pretty! Would you like some candy?

Stop hitting on her! Moorluck will get upset!

Make me, Sebastian's Pal! ~sneers at the Dragon~

~GLARES at Evil Overlord~ Alright! Thems Fighting words! ~bares my claws and gives a toothy smile~

Oh, I am SO scared, O Great Pony Dragon!

WHAT?!? What did you just call me? ~my voice cracking with fury at the insult~

A

Pony

Dragon!

What? Can't you hear me?

Better than a horse dragon.

[Gark the Goblin]

Hungry Jack wrote:

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Fixed it for you.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Okay, Moorluck, pretty damn funny.

clap-clap-clap!

[taig]

Ack! Posts keep misappearing.

[Gark the Goblin]

taig wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

Put one up there; I'll do it. Math problem.

4. Express the quantity 184 as the equivalent numeral in

each base given.
a. Base five b. Base two

a. 1214 (1 * 125 + 2 * 25 + 1 * 5 + 4 * 1)

b. 11000010 (1 * 128 + 1 * 64 + 0 * 32 + 0 * 16 + 0 * 8 + 0 * 4 + 1 * 2 + 0 * 1)

Gj taig.

[Gark the Goblin]

Emperor7 wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

Tomorrow is Erik Mona Day Join me in celebrating this festive day by playing Pathfinder. scarfing pizza, and changing your avatar to look like Erik's.

But today is Gary day! We have to get him before he goes on vacation!

Perhaps we should change our avvies to look like Gary's then?

[Bulmahnaut #8]

No love for my jaunty tune aboard the Corbossy?

[Gark the Goblin]

Celestial Healer wrote:

I got some chocolate at the Lindt store earlier this week.

It fixes everything.

Yeah, if I'm depressed it really helps. Of course, I eat the whole box when I'm depressed...

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Whoa, I clicked on CORBOSSY and ended up here? Second time really weird stuff has happened today.

The board is awake, and it knows Gary is gone.

Spoiler:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Gark the Goblin]

lynora wrote:

phantom post

Man, you have a problem with those things. Ctrl-A ctrl-c does the trick, you know!

[Gark the Goblin]

Solnes wrote:

taig wrote:

Oh, and Gary--dang, that was nasty!

Boy am I glad I went to that link!!! It is way awesome!

Fixed it for you.

[Gark the Goblin]

David Fryer wrote:

And the other half is

Somehow that looks even more wrong with the mustached murfsay avatar.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Bulmahnaut #8 wrote:

No love for my jaunty tune aboard the Corbossy?

You must have missed it, so I went back and bolded it.

[Gark the Goblin]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

I love that guy. He should switch to Pathfinder.

You have seen his legendary White House Correspondents' Association Dinner video, haven't you? If not, you will be amazed just how big his titanium cahones are.

I wish we had TV here... and then I remember the ads and the addiction.

[Gark the Goblin]

Lord Fyre wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Has anybody noticed a spike in edition war snippiness on the boards lately?

Just remember: "foured sux!"

Fixed it for you.

[Gark the Goblin]

Lord Fyre wrote:

lynora wrote:

Sebastian wrote:

Lord Fyre wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Has anybody noticed a spike in edition war snippiness on the boards lately?

Just remember: "______ sux!"

No it doesn't! "______ sux!"

You're both wrong because [insert argument here]

Are you sure? That sounds like [insert random strawman]!

Hey, this ain't no "generic post" thread, guys!

[taig]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Whoa, I clicked on CORBOSSY and ended up here? Second time really weird stuff has happened today.

The board is awake, and it knows Gary is gone.

** spoiler omitted **

Silly boards.

Thanks, M. I saw your response--I musta missed it because the boards are acting up.

[Gark the Goblin]

Jack Hammer wrote:

But we have tequila in the Dark & Stormy thread. It is Friday after all.

And tequila is only on Fridays?

[taig]

Gark the Goblin wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

Tomorrow is Erik Mona Day Join me in celebrating this festive day by playing Pathfinder. scarfing pizza, and changing your avatar to look like Erik's.

But today is Gary day! We have to get him before he goes on vacation!

Perhaps we should change our avvies to look like Gary's then?

No joy on the Gary avatar. :(

[Mike Welham]

This is the closest thing I could find...

Look at me! I'm a Maelstrom Badger! Grr!

[Mairkurion {tm}]

taig wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Whoa, I clicked on CORBOSSY and ended up here? Second time really weird stuff has happened today.

The board is awake, and it knows Gary is gone.

** spoiler omitted **

Silly boards.

Thanks, M. I saw your response--I musta missed it because the boards are acting up.

Yeah, really weird. I added a comment to a thread that had been open for a couple of minutes, and commented. Came back and reloaded, there were about five comments ahead of mine, several over 20 mins old.

[Solnes]

David Fryer wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Ok Hubby is home!! We is gonna take a short nap together while the kiddies sleep. And then I am going to fix up an awesomeness dinner for my hard working man! lol ;)

Nap. Is that what you kids are calling it these days?

*Blushes*

[Gark the Goblin]

Phantom post.